jordan
@umkazzo.bsky.social
fell down the stairs, new bedding won’t arrive until Monday, did a lot of work today so ya I need an edible STAT
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
fell down the stairs, new bedding won’t arrive until Monday, did a lot of work today so ya I need an edible STAT
why isn’t the swarovski razr available for att users
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
why isn’t the swarovski razr available for att users
dropped my wallet in the toilet lol
November 1, 2025 at 5:48 AM
dropped my wallet in the toilet lol
imagine my surprise last year when i found out you can’t be born cut
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
imagine my surprise last year when i found out you can’t be born cut
demi x adela tickets secured
October 30, 2025 at 5:10 PM
demi x adela tickets secured
October 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
waaaaait the new haircut slays w my glasses
October 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
waaaaait the new haircut slays w my glasses
i know this mirror hates to see me coming
October 6, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i know this mirror hates to see me coming
PUSSPUSS97 on the number plate
September 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
PUSSPUSS97 on the number plate
but I’m gonna see her next month in London 💋
September 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
but I’m gonna see her next month in London 💋
didn’t get Jade tickets
September 25, 2025 at 5:26 PM
didn’t get Jade tickets
imagine my surprise when I’m fresh out the shower at the gym and I forgot to pack my jeans
September 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
imagine my surprise when I’m fresh out the shower at the gym and I forgot to pack my jeans
September 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
it’s a hot one in LA today
August 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
it’s a hot one in LA today
first time zooted at the gym
August 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
first time zooted at the gym
