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Greg with the 2 Gs.
@ukkothefirst.bsky.social
St. Paul resident.
Baker-Enjoyer of MN Sports, comedy, movies, books, and people.
I'm a big "Adrian Peterson is the best RB of All Time" guy.... but God, Damn.

Saquan. Barkley.
January 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
SKOL or?
December 30, 2024 at 12:26 AM
At the end of this Chargers v. Patriots game, I'd be more shocked if the Patriots scored 10 points than if the Chargers scored 100 points.

Most people would, I think.
December 28, 2024 at 8:22 PM
This
As a Jets fan watching Geno Smith and Sam Darnold playing against each other and throwing darts in a shootout is like finding out the farm upstate where your parents sent your family pets is actually real and there’s a link to a livestream
December 23, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
if you can't handle the suspected hoodie CEO shooter at his "ban fleshlights" you don't deserve him at his "people over profits manifesto"
December 9, 2024 at 7:12 PM
I haven't been watching the Timberwolves game tonight, so can someone help me out? :

Are the Clippers protesting or?
December 5, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Joe Buck, one chilly day in Green Bay, comes to mind.
i know this is not really a “good” opinion…but i think planting your flag on the opposing teams field and starting a skirmish rocks, that’s what college football is all about baby
December 1, 2024 at 3:10 AM
This milestone time away from Alcohol means a lot to me for a few major reasons.

If anyone on this app wants to share their milestones, or if you need someone to chat with about your addiction, feel free to reach out.
November 27, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Reposted by Greg with the 2 Gs.
every once in awhile a good friend fires off a shit take out into the universe, but one that doesn’t really matter, and those are the moments you need to forget immediately and pretend like they never happened. and hope they extend you the same grace when you fire off your own shit takes
November 25, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Go against the grain:

Name your kid "Jeff".

He's gonna knock the sense out of Braiydenn, Jaylen, and Arrow in the Oklahoma Drills.
November 24, 2024 at 4:32 AM
He was brought in for organ donation surgery at 12:20am this morning. He is giving someone his heart, as well as two other people receiving kidneys. We only have $800 to go to give him a proper send-off. Anything you can give helps
On Monday, my Fiancée's brother, brendan, passed away unexpectedly after a freak accident on Saturday. His death has completely blindsided us and left our family devastated. If possible, please help us cover the cost of his cremation and celebration of life. Anything helps ❤️

gofund.me/ffbf3011
Donate to Support Brendan's Celebration of Life, organized by Jessica Hurley
Yesterday, I lost my brother, my best friend, my rock, in an unexpected tragic w… Jessica Hurley needs your support for Support Brendan's Celebration of Life
gofund.me
November 21, 2024 at 6:00 PM
On Monday, my Fiancée's brother, brendan, passed away unexpectedly after a freak accident on Saturday. His death has completely blindsided us and left our family devastated. If possible, please help us cover the cost of his cremation and celebration of life. Anything helps ❤️

gofund.me/ffbf3011
Donate to Support Brendan's Celebration of Life, organized by Jessica Hurley
Yesterday, I lost my brother, my best friend, my rock, in an unexpected tragic w… Jessica Hurley needs your support for Support Brendan's Celebration of Life
gofund.me
November 20, 2024 at 3:04 AM
Sports Bluesky!

Quote Post with your favorite sports teams and introduce yourself…

NBA: Timberwolves
NFL: Vikings
NHL: I guess the Wild
NCAA: Gophers
MLB: Twins
WNBA: Lynx
Soccer: MN UFC Loons
Sports Bluesky!

Quote Post with your favorite sports teams and introduce yourself…

NBA: Suns
NFL: Eagles/Cardinals
NHL: Avs
NCAA: Kentucky
MLB: Diamondbacks/Reds
WNBA: Mercury
Soccer: AFC Richmond
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams #Sports

NBA: Knicks
NFL: Commanders
NHL: Capitals
College: Michigan/Georgetown
MLB: Orioles
WNBA: N/A
Soccer: N/A
November 17, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Butterflies don't tweet. Hope this helps.
Why can’t we just call them tweets now that Twitter is called X
November 17, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Every time I try to imagine the Sham-Wow guy in my head, I just picture Sean McVay.

Very odd.
November 16, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Skeet of the year, to date.
Jake Paul looks like if Cooper Kupp had a Wario
November 16, 2024 at 3:41 PM
Type beat.
November 16, 2024 at 3:31 AM
The real litmus test of Bluesky vibes is if I can simply praise LeBron James in peace.

That's it. I'm just praising LeBron James.

👑
November 16, 2024 at 3:07 AM
I should mention that you don't have to give them the cinnamon rolls. You just have to smell like them.
The girls at the Wine Shop I get my THC drinks are always super sweet to me.

I'm not single, but if YOU are, and are trying for a Rom-Com style 'Meet Cute':

Bake 36 Cinnamon Rolls before going to the Wine Shop.
November 15, 2024 at 11:27 PM
The girls at the Wine Shop I get my THC drinks are always super sweet to me.

I'm not single, but if YOU are, and are trying for a Rom-Com style 'Meet Cute':

Bake 36 Cinnamon Rolls before going to the Wine Shop.
November 15, 2024 at 11:25 PM
I've been wanting this tattoo for 10 years.

Only one more session, and my Biggie-Blastoise combo will be complete 🫡

Now I just need a name for the concoction.
November 15, 2024 at 12:54 PM
Hard Knocks off-season, but it's just me defending Kirk "My Dad runs a Mega Church" Cousins for 6 years... with 1 playoff win to show for it.
Hard Knocks offseason, but it’s just me reliving my decision not to trade Saquon in my dynasty league during the down years
November 15, 2024 at 12:34 PM
We knew the man was a Covid denier and is heavy into crystals. I suppose we should have expected this.
me seeing that rudy gobert tweet
November 15, 2024 at 12:31 PM
Reposted by Greg with the 2 Gs.
Local Man Doesn’t Understand Own Lawsuit Despite Having Years To Learn
November 14, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Will the Timberwolves ever win another game?

Many are wondering.
November 14, 2024 at 5:31 PM