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Tom
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World's Best Skeeter
Kevin Patullo must atone for his sins
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
kinda wild that "republicans want you to starve" is right there and nobody is running ads about it
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
irish coffee, a cheesesteak from little sicily 2, and my f5 button. a date made in heaven
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Can you think of a better omen for election day?
November 4, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Pennsylvania and Philadelphia population, by race, one dot per person.
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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they must end this game before the daylight savings clock adjustment. nobody knows what will happen if baseball gets into the time shift. we could get stuck in the time wormhole forever
November 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I don't think they're counting the innings right. should be 9
November 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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i made a model to assign scores for how robustly US politicians oppose fascism & graded 13 leading dems

criteria & method QTed, individual results in 🧵 below:
October 11, 2025 at 2:03 PM
A window into Philadelphia this evening
October 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
TRUTH
If Philadelphia did an Omelas situation for sports success there’d be people calling WIP like “Yo we’re going too easy on that kid. Gotta torture that kid more” whenever there’s a loss
October 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
world's largest spaghetti noodle 2017
world record spaghetti
spaghetti length world record
john spaghetti record length
john spaghetti
world record spaghetti over 260 ft
260 ft spaghetti
john spaghetti 260 ft
world spaghetti association records department
August 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
npr host considers the opinion of undecided pennsylvania voter when ordering appetizers
August 21, 2025 at 10:38 PM
you're telling me a whitest kid i know directed weapons???
August 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
mom says it's my turn on the torment nexus
August 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
serving cunt? how half-baked. i'm serving a delicious cassoulét. chef ramsey is going to choose me
July 17, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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fucking hell
Trump says US military has bombed nuclear sites in Iran
June 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
AIDungeon .py used to do this sort of thing 7 years ago.
when the AI bubble pops and corporations stop forcing AI down our throats i'll miss stuff like this
June 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: Crypto wallet linked to new Pope gave $1,100 to Rudy Giuliani defense fund
May 8, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The body and blood of Christ
May 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
if you called an old prison cell "a historic brownstone studio" new yorkers would rent it for $4500 a month
April 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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You just fell for the Poster's Gambit
April 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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I was scheduled to give a talk on Palestine at a student conference at @notredame.bsky.social. The University rescinded my talk a week in advance citing an extremely flimsy excuse. It is truly disgusting. Attached is the letter I received and my reply, link below...
April 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Narcoleptic Rehab Center Found to be Hotbed of Woke Ideology
April 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Amendment XXII: "No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice"

Article II: "the Same shall devolve on the Vice President"

get your heads out of your asses.

there's your textual argument.
April 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM