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AltFDIC
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"Life leaves you surprised. Slaps you in the eyes."

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Half Dumbass
@durbin.senate.gov Hi! Aren't you supposed to be the Senate whip? Aren't you supposed to keep your fellow Democrats from breaking ranks? And instead you break ranks yourself? And for what? For what????
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Schumer said the Dems will "keep fighting". Keep fighting their own voters? Keep fighting off effectiveness? Keep fighting being held accountable for anything? As far as I can tell the Democratic leadership is good at one thing only now, which is sending fundraising messages to my phone.
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
How the fuck does the Senate whip break ranks like that??
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Question for Amazon Prime subscribers: why?
November 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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the biggest problem, for me, with the editor of the NYT cranking the bad take machine up to 11 is that every time ross douthat writes something, my husband reminds me that william f buckley took a young ross douthat skinny dipping.
November 6, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Dick Cheney Was Doing War Crimes in Exactly the Right Way, by Ezra Klein.
November 4, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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John Roberts’ Constitution: The federal government protecting people’s right to vote or giving them health care violates the sacred principle of state sovereignty but if the deranged POTUS and his bloodthirsty advisers want to use the military to invade other states for being too liberal that’s fine
October 6, 2025 at 10:18 AM
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I was a skeptic about the import of the Epstein files.

But 3 invasions of cities, one military buildup outside Venezuela, a government shutdown, and so many other things meant to distract have me convinced whatever’s in there is the biggest presidential scandal in U.S. history.
October 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
We are on the verge of civil war right now because Trump knows what they do to pedophiles in prison.
October 5, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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This may be as close as we’ll ever get to an official confirmation
Google is blocking AI searches for Trump and dementia
With Biden, AI Mode will provide a summarized answer.
www.theverge.com
October 3, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Just going to assume every fire in California was caused by PG&E equipment from now on until proven otherwise.
October 3, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay
September 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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I sure hope the ADL is proud that they stuck up for Elon Musk when he did a Nazi salute back in January.
September 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
at this rate I think the first hints of a true break in the Epstein case will be ICBM's flying and civil defense sirens blaring
September 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
There were apparently 3000 plainclothes FBI agents at January 6 and they all had "anti-Trump" written on their cartridges in magic marker
September 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Sam Altman says ChatGPT will suck your dick for another hundred billion.
September 26, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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they were shooting at the people ICE had kidnapped.
they were not shooting at ICE.

what.
One person was killed and two others wounded in a shooting at an ICE facility in Dallas on Wednesday, law enforcement officials said. Investigators said no federal agents were shot but that detainees were among the victims. Follow live updates. nyti.ms/4pytCo5
September 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Is it weird the Secret Service busted these guys not the FCC / FBI? Were they about to text everyone in NYC the unredacted Epstein Files or something?
www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/u-s...
U.S. Secret Service disrupts telecom network that threatened NYC during U.N. General Assembly
Early analysis shows the network was used for communication between foreign governments and individuals known to U.S. law enforcement.
www.cbsnews.com
September 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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55 person Supreme Court
September 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Nice post you got there, it'd be a shame if I deliberately missed your point so I could be tedious about it
September 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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One stark marker of how much our society has devolved in just a few years is Bob Iger personally got on a call to convince us to let Disney/HULU make the 1619 Project. That America no longer exists.
September 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
as a freak who goes to a lot of effort desperately trying to pass for normal I find normal people desperately trying to be freaky highly offensive
September 21, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I will never understand why the #1 argument on this issue isn't "it's just a fucking game". I get that we've tied athletic performance with academic opportunity in this country but it doesn't have to be that way!
As usual with this issue, Harris is calling for a compromise that already exists. Every sporting body has standards for how long athletes must be on hormones before they can compete as women.

The problem isn’t that we’re ignoring ‘reasonable concerns,’ the problem is that republicans are lying.
September 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Have they said he's a leftist enough times to make it true yet?
September 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM