AltFDIC
@typorrhea.bsky.social
"Life leaves you surprised. Slaps you in the eyes."
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any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again
December 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
any time you're told to use AI at work, turn your work in about half as fast and pepper it with obvious mistakes. if nobody cares, you have less to do, and if they do, you can tell them you'll never use AI at work again
we need more Nihilistic Nonviolent Absurdists
December 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
we need more Nihilistic Nonviolent Absurdists
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
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We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
I feel much safer today knowing that we deported a Babson College student back to a country where she hasn't lived since childhood.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
A Babson College student wanted to surprise her family for Thanksgiving. She was deported instead. - The Boston Globe
Any Lucia Lopez Belloza was at Logan to catch a flight to Texas when immigration authorities detained her as she was about to board the plane.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
We're gonna need a truth and reconciliation commission and Nuremberg style trials to reckon with all of this evil, and any Dem candidate for office who shies away from a full reckoning in the name of "moving forward as a nation" can get well and truly fucked
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
They have gutted anti-terrorism because they want more attacks that they can react to.
With DC shooter now identified as an Afghan national not the antifa secret agent White House hoped for a good time to remember the Trump admin has gutted domestic anti-terrorism capacity and reassigned many to finding grandmothers to arrest at immigration hearings.
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
They have gutted anti-terrorism because they want more attacks that they can react to.
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The destruction of the federal government disproportionately affects black women. The federal civil service has long been a good career option because of the strong equal opportunity enforced in the civil service that has historically blunted the double discrimination that black women face.
Since February, according to my latest analysis, almost 600,000 Black women have been economically sidelined. The November 20, 2025, Jobs Report makes clear this isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. That is not a recovery. It is a redistribution of opportunity.
The exit economy is here. Black Women are paying the highest price | Fortune
This isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. And it's not a recovery, it's a redistribution of opportunity.
fortune.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
The destruction of the federal government disproportionately affects black women. The federal civil service has long been a good career option because of the strong equal opportunity enforced in the civil service that has historically blunted the double discrimination that black women face.
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i said this back in the height of doge's power but the real issue with these people is their own jobs are meaningless and bullshit. elon tweets all day. these people just have makework email jobs so they just assume that everyone else also does no work. no idea what it's like e.g., to carry mail
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 AM
i said this back in the height of doge's power but the real issue with these people is their own jobs are meaningless and bullshit. elon tweets all day. these people just have makework email jobs so they just assume that everyone else also does no work. no idea what it's like e.g., to carry mail
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MTG should have to go give scared straight lectures at high schools about looking at your phone too much
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 AM
MTG should have to go give scared straight lectures at high schools about looking at your phone too much
Question is will it be enough to calm MAGA down to a level where they can rationalize it all away? Spoilers: yes.
Those of us old enough to remember the 9/11 report know exactly what to expect from the Epstein Files
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Question is will it be enough to calm MAGA down to a level where they can rationalize it all away? Spoilers: yes.
Those of us old enough to remember the 9/11 report know exactly what to expect from the Epstein Files
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Those of us old enough to remember the 9/11 report know exactly what to expect from the Epstein Files
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
NEW: When Andrew Tate landed in the US, Customs & Border Protection seized his electronic devices. But @propublica.org found that a White House official told DHS to return the devices, emphasizing that the request came from the White House.
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
By @robert-faturechi.bsky.social & Avi Asher-Schapiro
The White House Intervened on Behalf of Accused Sex Trafficker Andrew Tate During a Federal Investigation
Federal authorities were chided for seizing electronic devices from Tate and his brother, and told to return them, records and interviews show. Experts said the intervention was highly inappropriate.
www.propublica.org
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
If the 2nd Amendment worked as advertised, "federal corporate lobbyist" would be the most dangerous profession in the US.
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
If the 2nd Amendment worked as advertised, "federal corporate lobbyist" would be the most dangerous profession in the US.
The US hasn't punished a powerful white man since Enron, which was almost 25 years ago.
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor and Peter Mandelson in the UK lost titles and positions because of their connection to Epstein, yet no one in the USA has….
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The US hasn't punished a powerful white man since Enron, which was almost 25 years ago.
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The President is a pedophile and people are now trying to justify pedophilia so that they can justify voting for a pedophile. That’s where we are.
November 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The President is a pedophile and people are now trying to justify pedophilia so that they can justify voting for a pedophile. That’s where we are.
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I am genuinely pleased that the first time my private correspondence was entered into the public record without my knowledge, it was both grammatically correct and morally unimpeachable
@skepchick.org saw you in the epstein emails DEMANDING to know why weirdo @lkrauss1.bsky.social was defending him well after sexual violence was known.
WELL DONE!
INCREDIBLE WORK
I NOTICED
WELL DONE!
INCREDIBLE WORK
I NOTICED
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I am genuinely pleased that the first time my private correspondence was entered into the public record without my knowledge, it was both grammatically correct and morally unimpeachable
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What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 PM
What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month
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Personally I think if you had these documents in hand you should not have backed down out of any fucking shutdown fight
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Personally I think if you had these documents in hand you should not have backed down out of any fucking shutdown fight
Trump's gotta be SO PISSED the Epstein files are coming out before his new East Wing nuclear bunker is finished.
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Trump's gotta be SO PISSED the Epstein files are coming out before his new East Wing nuclear bunker is finished.
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mr president, is something wrong? you haven’t posted any AI slop memes or all caps rants on truth social today.
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
mr president, is something wrong? you haven’t posted any AI slop memes or all caps rants on truth social today.
@durbin.senate.gov Hi! Aren't you supposed to be the Senate whip? Aren't you supposed to keep your fellow Democrats from breaking ranks? And instead you break ranks yourself? And for what? For what????
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
@durbin.senate.gov Hi! Aren't you supposed to be the Senate whip? Aren't you supposed to keep your fellow Democrats from breaking ranks? And instead you break ranks yourself? And for what? For what????
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Schumer said the Dems will "keep fighting". Keep fighting their own voters? Keep fighting off effectiveness? Keep fighting being held accountable for anything? As far as I can tell the Democratic leadership is good at one thing only now, which is sending fundraising messages to my phone.
November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Schumer said the Dems will "keep fighting". Keep fighting their own voters? Keep fighting off effectiveness? Keep fighting being held accountable for anything? As far as I can tell the Democratic leadership is good at one thing only now, which is sending fundraising messages to my phone.
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
How the fuck does the Senate whip break ranks like that??
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 PM
How the fuck does the Senate whip break ranks like that??