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Tylo
@tylonary.bsky.social
Fortune 100 Most Powerful Lil Guy Under 5'7"
Health update: vegetables and salad are unhealthy, beer and burgers are healthy
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
gonna start a bit where any time someone brings up the NFL I ask if that's touch or flag
September 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
September 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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tl;dr
August 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
HATS
June 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
really embarrassing to chat with IT about developing an automated system and when I try to explain why an option is greyed out in my screen share, they say "let me google it. I trust what google says"
June 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD

MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT
June 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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bringing this over
June 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Bahamut Fayth: You're gay.

Tidus: What are you talking about?

Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay.

Tidus: I literally like women???

Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality.

Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality.
December 14, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Goodbye 1000+ day streak
I have completely deleted my Duolingo. I was informed by one of my kids that the company has removed most of its employees and 70% of the company is run by AI.

I urge everyone to delete their app.
Duolingo CEO says he's getting rid of contract employees and replacing them with AI
Duolingo employees can also expect their AI use to be graded in their performance reviews.
fortune.com
May 4, 2025 at 12:27 PM
No wonder the price of games is going up when you have to cancel 5 in-development games for every 1 you release
April 29, 2025 at 10:29 PM
they added copilot to notepad

nothing is sacred

nothing is safe
April 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Good morning Happy Earth Day
April 22, 2025 at 12:24 PM
People are missing the upside of a massive economic depression where in 70 years retailers will put on a few sales to commemorate the economic plight that spanned the globe
April 3, 2025 at 4:24 PM
There's very few times my manager drives me crazy but today it took less than 10 minutes
April 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
can you buy the information of the people who sold your information to spam callers
February 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
why the fuck are they adding a Discover feed to Teams
February 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Squire, pull the little rope from the ceiling that drops a boulder on the our foe's testicles
February 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
In the rise of fascism across the globe, it’s important to take proactive steps to counteract these rising world-dominating figures where you can. Take a real, powerful stance with me by typing his name as “Drumpf”, and we can stop his annexation of the entire continent of South America
January 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
if tiktok gives me one more thirst trap of a truck I'm gonna write to my congressman to be in favor of the ban
December 23, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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March 9, 2024 at 1:01 AM