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Tylia G
@tyliag.bsky.social
"Hi Floor! Make me a sammich!"
Just a head's up. I'm gonna be off here for a while. Take care.
August 12, 2023 at 11:33 PM
"I am the Lizard Queen" and "My neck hurts and my ear hurts. Now I have two owies!"
August 4, 2023 at 6:27 PM
I appreciate everything about this. All the rhyming. The jaunty crab, even the tampon!
August 4, 2023 at 5:38 PM
Just started a playlist for the kiddo with mostly Beastie Boy tracks (SABOTAGE IS F*CKING MASTERPIECE, FIGHT A WALL) because I am a good parent.
ok,,,,,,lookk

"Bleed American" is a gd masterpiece
August 4, 2023 at 4:55 PM
This is a PSA. There is a band called Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers. I REPEAT TEEN JESUS AND THE JEAN TEASERS. I just found them today. This ends the PSA.
August 4, 2023 at 4:34 PM
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New stuff has hit.

Thanks so much!

www.peculiarityshop.com
August 4, 2023 at 3:55 PM
me reading the ALT text bc I have no clue what your post means
August 4, 2023 at 3:57 PM
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My birthday is August 26th and I'm having a sale on all my recipes! Support a black creator today!

Save 25% off my entire cookie recipe shop with this linkhttps://ko-fi.com/theblacknerd/link/BIRTHDAY36!

Any reposts, quote-posts, likes, or replies help a whole lot! Please and thank you!
August 3, 2023 at 10:01 PM
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pallas’ cats. that’s it, that’s the skeet
August 3, 2023 at 10:30 PM
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Is everyone still happy to see pictures of the bear currently in my pool or are you monsters?
August 3, 2023 at 12:22 AM
I am suddenly upset that "Taking the Beef Bus to Tuna Town" is not in the lyrics for The Bloodhound gang's "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. And I should know. I've had that whole song memorized for two decades now.
see you nerds later, me and my homies are
August 3, 2023 at 8:03 PM
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Lizzos 44 page lawsuit dropping the same day as Trumps 45 page indictment. It’s barbenheimer all over again
August 3, 2023 at 6:01 PM
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$210 still needed to cover August bills after unanticipated vet and pharmacy expenses, $107.30 needed by tomorrow to avoid late fees - all help is so appreciated!

Paypal: affirmationgin at gmail
Cashapp/venmo: showupforthis
Ko-fi.com/tipjar
August 3, 2023 at 3:09 PM
Behind Every Good Woman - Tracy Bonham (2000)
[trying to add to the polyamory discourse] Snow White had seven boyfriends actually but no one is brave enough to talk about that
August 3, 2023 at 5:27 PM
Did "Bean Dad" count as discourse? Or the "Cinnamon Toast Crunch Shrimp Tails Milkshake duck"? It's been too long, I can't remember.
Now that twitter is in its death rattles I'm trying to decide what my "favorite" discourse was, I'm pretty torn between "literacy isn't a universal good" and "don't call Stalin cis"
August 2, 2023 at 12:06 AM
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Dooley & finley are just hoping you’re having a nice day.
August 1, 2023 at 11:29 PM
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CAT LAWYER: [pushes defense team off the table]
August 1, 2023 at 3:24 AM
I once got compared to Isabella Rossellini and I lived off the fumes of that comparison for days!
August 1, 2023 at 10:19 PM
IYKYK. Also, I'm hungry now.
IYKYK IYKYK IYKYK IYKYK
August 1, 2023 at 3:55 PM
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July 31, 2023 at 5:21 PM
We are mug posting. Show me your mugs!
July 31, 2023 at 4:03 PM
I love them you honor!
Is #FlatFishFriday anything? Here are some bat rays I pinged a while ago.

I’m also bringing back my ray emoticon <ÿ> 🦑🐡
July 28, 2023 at 4:31 PM
I'm in the midst of trying to get my End of Life Doula/Advocate certification completed while working a full time job and keeping up with my family.
tell me what u are doing
be proud of your work and share it here
hearing that we're not supposed to be promoting our stuff on here? seen a couple of posts disparaging that practice. still have no idea what this place is about, what is ok to post or not post, feeling like i'm dog paddling here
July 27, 2023 at 6:19 PM