god exists and she is a woman she's cured my of my hysterics and delivered upon me the fruit of my desire ( I found my wallet so i can go to the bar)
June 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
god exists and she is a woman she's cured my of my hysterics and delivered upon me the fruit of my desire ( I found my wallet so i can go to the bar)
i am having a conniption-fit
June 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
i am having a conniption-fit
i have thrown my 10 gallon hat on the ground, and guess what? I'm jumping on it, worst part? steam, out the ears, crazy style
June 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i have thrown my 10 gallon hat on the ground, and guess what? I'm jumping on it, worst part? steam, out the ears, crazy style
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honey!! come quick! there’s a RAT in the kitchen! And.. and, oh, look he’s making pancakes. hehe… neat. somebody should make a MOVIE about this. wait… wait. nope, he’s burning ‘em. yeah. those are BURNT! go grab my gun and call an exterminator
June 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
honey!! come quick! there’s a RAT in the kitchen! And.. and, oh, look he’s making pancakes. hehe… neat. somebody should make a MOVIE about this. wait… wait. nope, he’s burning ‘em. yeah. those are BURNT! go grab my gun and call an exterminator
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youth pastor voice: hey fam, you know what heavenly twink was the ultimate “snuffbait”… that’s right, the *real* fisher of men, Jesus of Nazareth 😎
April 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
youth pastor voice: hey fam, you know what heavenly twink was the ultimate “snuffbait”… that’s right, the *real* fisher of men, Jesus of Nazareth 😎
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Carmilla visits me tonight
April 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Carmilla visits me tonight
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opened an untitled document from mid-2020 and what the fuck was this even going to be for
April 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
opened an untitled document from mid-2020 and what the fuck was this even going to be for
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taking a knee to respect lanky transfems with curly dark hair
April 7, 2025 at 5:38 PM
taking a knee to respect lanky transfems with curly dark hair
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>economic collapse
>forever wars
>industrialization
>dismantling the intelligentsia
welcome back tsar nickolas ii!!!!
>forever wars
>industrialization
>dismantling the intelligentsia
welcome back tsar nickolas ii!!!!
April 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
>economic collapse
>forever wars
>industrialization
>dismantling the intelligentsia
welcome back tsar nickolas ii!!!!
>forever wars
>industrialization
>dismantling the intelligentsia
welcome back tsar nickolas ii!!!!
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Respect must be paid
March 29, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Respect must be paid
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GUY ON GRINDR: I wish I was a trans so I could fuck uou
ME: [refreshing ten times a second until it gives me the mobile game ad with the multiplying soldiers]
ME: [refreshing ten times a second until it gives me the mobile game ad with the multiplying soldiers]
March 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
GUY ON GRINDR: I wish I was a trans so I could fuck uou
ME: [refreshing ten times a second until it gives me the mobile game ad with the multiplying soldiers]
ME: [refreshing ten times a second until it gives me the mobile game ad with the multiplying soldiers]
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fucked up thing about being smart and confident and pretty is i love to be bullied by the girls but they're too afraid of me
March 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
fucked up thing about being smart and confident and pretty is i love to be bullied by the girls but they're too afraid of me
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patrick bateman voice I have to clean some videotapes
March 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
patrick bateman voice I have to clean some videotapes
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whenever I think about knights all I can think of is 2 women knights in a duel, fighting until both of them are grappling with each other wielding long thin rondel daggers trying to find gaps, any weakpoint in the armor to stab each other through and then I get so horny I blackout
March 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
whenever I think about knights all I can think of is 2 women knights in a duel, fighting until both of them are grappling with each other wielding long thin rondel daggers trying to find gaps, any weakpoint in the armor to stab each other through and then I get so horny I blackout
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now I know how joan of bark felt, as the flames rose to her puppy nose
March 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
now I know how joan of bark felt, as the flames rose to her puppy nose
i'm sorry if my media analysis abilities don't impress you I learned it on the fly to seduce women
February 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i'm sorry if my media analysis abilities don't impress you I learned it on the fly to seduce women
apologies for Halimede posting on main
February 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
apologies for Halimede posting on main
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wow a fake flower that's hilarious. what a funny joke, spraying me with a flower and it's not even real even though you said it WAS real and you even told me it smelled really nice. oh you're crying now? you lied bro. if anyone should be doing a huge frown and tracing tears with their finger it's ME
February 15, 2025 at 6:04 AM
wow a fake flower that's hilarious. what a funny joke, spraying me with a flower and it's not even real even though you said it WAS real and you even told me it smelled really nice. oh you're crying now? you lied bro. if anyone should be doing a huge frown and tracing tears with their finger it's ME