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🦖 Twinklecup ☄️ Slithersby 🦜
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I am the poisonous mushroom that makes the fearless vomit
it's nice to know that I'm still capable of experiencing joy
BRAK O LANTERN
November 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
it's funny to go from feeling dead inside to feeling super angry about something. it's like, well, this sucks too, but it's still a HUGE improvement over that other thing that was happening
November 1, 2025 at 4:39 AM
lmao as if anybody who reads the New York Post would have known what he was talking about if he had said "first cousin once removed" instead
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Oh, so when Zohran Mamdani calls his father's cousin his "aunt," it's fine with you people, but when *I* call Knuckles the Echidna my "biological son" and post Sora-generated videos of me giving birth to him, it's somehow "disgusting"
October 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Anyway hi, I'm not dead
October 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
It's so weird when men don't engage in community building and then get mad and blame women when they don't have anyone to turn to when they need help. Or when they sexualize emotional intimacy and then wonder why no one rushes to give them emotional support if they're not in a relationship
October 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I wish I had a soundproof room for screaming in
April 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
he killed the pope, don't believe him
April 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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April 21, 2025 at 12:20 PM
somebody on the internet is trying to convince me that house cats were domesticated from lions and I am ready to fucking fight
April 21, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer, and JD Vance killed the pope
April 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I'm a girls' girl, but like, in a gay way
April 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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- 32,809 have been arrested by Ice during Trump 2.
- German tourist Jessica Brösche spent more than a month in detention, including eight days in solitary confinement, suffering one of the worst human rights violations
- Rebecca Burke (UK) was trying to leave but was detained for 19 (!) days
I was a British tourist trying to leave America. Then I was detained, shackled and sent to an immigration detention centre
Graphic artist Rebecca Burke was on the trip of a lifetime. But as she tried to leave the US she was stopped, interrogated and branded an illegal alien by ICE. Now back home, she tells others thinking...
www.theguardian.com
April 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I just read the Russian Sleep Experiment creepypasta for the first time, and I can't fuckin believe people believed this was real
April 5, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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So the guy leading RFK Jr.'s vaccine-autism study?

A total quack who was previously charged for practicing medicine without a license for using chemical castration drugs on autistic children.
March 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
did Tim Pool just invent straight pride parades
March 21, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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The woke mind virus did this to him btw
Get a load of this
March 16, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I think the weirdest thing about the trans athlete debate is that literally all the trans women I've ever met in my life have been more likely to want to play d&d than sports, like WHY is this the hill that cis people want to die on?????
March 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Old enough to remember when Dennis Kucinich was the only Democratic candidate to support gay rights with his whole chest and Jon Stewart and them would run whole segments like “hahaha look at this little freak”
Interracial marriage did not cross 50% approval in the US until 1996, when I was 30 years old. Good political messaging drives opinion, it doesn't follow it.
March 7, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm gonna go to Cleveland later this month to hang out with someone from a fanfiction Discord server and see a short film where Hale Appleman looks like Julius fucking Pringle, and I'm actually pretty excited about it
March 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
March 7, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Fuck yeah my favorite PIG album is on Spotify now, this is going to nontrivially increase my quality of life
March 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM