Oh yeah that's happened to me before when I was sleep deprived

Lmfao what a fucking infant

we picked the same color palettes!

I bet you're doing better at it than you think you are. Just based on my own experiences with feeling like I'm too broken and weird to socialize.

My gut says a lot of Democrats at the federal level probably don't care much about effective party strategy as long as they, personally, aren't at risk of losing their jobs. Their class interests are far more aligned with Republicans than leftists, and they can use fear and outrage for fundraising.

I'd eat a cottage if it's made out of gingerbread

The Bible is actually about the power of friendship

I was just gonna comment on that, but you did a much better job than I would have so I'm glad you got here first

Are you trying to be insufferable on purpose?

You are taking the original post way too literally

that thread reminds me of this conversation I once had where this person insisted that they were unironically offended when cashiers wished them happy holidays because it was "rubbing their privileged happiness in my face." some people really need to get a grip

I've been listening to goth music since the 80s and I'm only in favor of gatekeeping goth clubs from creeps and nazis. Who cares if you aren't currently a goth music listener? Maybe you'll hear a song you like while you're at the club.

I refuse to watch this video, but judging by the comments, it seems like he's advising that men shouldn't sleep with women (or at least not right away) because doing so will cause us to lose our attraction to them. Um. 100% that just means you're bad at sex, dude.

I like how his example of sloth is "I'm gonna watch reruns of Sex + the City all day." Like, in what decade did he make this video?????

I can't wait to see how the invasion of Illinois goes if the military aren't getting paid

Chuck Tingle has a couple

Everybody knows Mothman is a hot piece of ass