low key miss having a therapist just so someone gets paid to laugh at my jokes
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 AM
low key miss having a therapist just so someone gets paid to laugh at my jokes
FINALLY found a scented broom that isn’t cinnamon (it’s evergreen!!)
November 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
FINALLY found a scented broom that isn’t cinnamon (it’s evergreen!!)
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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watching harry potter now that i know more about writing fiction and it’s like ohh he’s famous and rich? annnnd the only freshman seeker? and he’s given an expensive broom. yeah this guy is annoying
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
watching harry potter now that i know more about writing fiction and it’s like ohh he’s famous and rich? annnnd the only freshman seeker? and he’s given an expensive broom. yeah this guy is annoying
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The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
The world’s first trillionaire initiated a move that has left more than half a million people dead, most of whom are children.
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"Ich askid ChatGPT." Well *Ich* askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir.
November 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
"Ich askid ChatGPT." Well *Ich* askid the stones, and the forest, and the starres, and the mountaynes, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and makinge art, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir and care about each othir.
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this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028
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BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
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Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
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November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
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haven’t been this jealous of nyc residents since the 03 blackout
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
haven’t been this jealous of nyc residents since the 03 blackout
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October 31st November 1st
November 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
October 31st November 1st
for god and Country
November 1, 2025 at 2:33 AM
for god and Country
confirming that cenotes are as amazing as expected
October 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
confirming that cenotes are as amazing as expected
has enough time passed for me to wear chainmail to a wedding again
October 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
has enough time passed for me to wear chainmail to a wedding again
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
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October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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he's knocking down the literal white house and illegally murdering people by dropping bombs on international boats and the government has been shut down for weeks and it's just like....yep
October 23, 2025 at 2:24 PM
he's knocking down the literal white house and illegally murdering people by dropping bombs on international boats and the government has been shut down for weeks and it's just like....yep
at the end of the day i really like my job and it makes me feel like a smart grownup
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
at the end of the day i really like my job and it makes me feel like a smart grownup
what happened
Enough is enough. Adelita Grijalva was elected on September 23. The people of Arizona have a right to be represented in Congress.
During today’s pro forma session, when the House is called to order I will seek unanimous consent to insist upon the swearing-in of Adelita Grijalva.
During today’s pro forma session, when the House is called to order I will seek unanimous consent to insist upon the swearing-in of Adelita Grijalva.
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 AM
what happened
someone replied to my discussion post in class with the most obvious chat gpt response i’m ever seen im so annoyed
October 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
someone replied to my discussion post in class with the most obvious chat gpt response i’m ever seen im so annoyed
i think i accidentally encouraged a struggling coworker by validating their sense of ennui in the face of fascism. even though my only advice was “just gotta ride it out brother”
October 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
i think i accidentally encouraged a struggling coworker by validating their sense of ennui in the face of fascism. even though my only advice was “just gotta ride it out brother”
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hey sorry I was kinda depressed for a week I thought I was in trouble at work lol
October 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
hey sorry I was kinda depressed for a week I thought I was in trouble at work lol
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83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
October 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
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no he's right, it was spiritual attacks. by me
October 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
no he's right, it was spiritual attacks. by me
the bus was late so i walked away and then it came ahahaha
October 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
the bus was late so i walked away and then it came ahahaha