Jake
@twentysides.bsky.social
Board gamer, father, leftist, indoorsman. He/him/any.
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She walked into my office, the body of a goddess and the temper of a longshoreman. I knew dames like this, all too well. A smart man would've jumped out the window. But I never did too good in school. I guess that's why I became a private eye.
She cut right to the chase. "Boss wants a Qwak! movie."
She cut right to the chase. "Boss wants a Qwak! movie."
October 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
She walked into my office, the body of a goddess and the temper of a longshoreman. I knew dames like this, all too well. A smart man would've jumped out the window. But I never did too good in school. I guess that's why I became a private eye.
She cut right to the chase. "Boss wants a Qwak! movie."
She cut right to the chase. "Boss wants a Qwak! movie."
Sinners is incredible. I've been thinking about it almost non-stop since seeing it yesterday. It's one of the best movies I've seen in years, possibly THE best.
May 5, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Sinners is incredible. I've been thinking about it almost non-stop since seeing it yesterday. It's one of the best movies I've seen in years, possibly THE best.
RIP Polygon. Delenda est Valnet.
May 2, 2025 at 6:53 AM
RIP Polygon. Delenda est Valnet.
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Sounds like a new wave of folks are giving Bsky a try. Welcome!
For #BoardGame fans I have two "Starter Packs" to help you find accounts... you can do a fast "follow all" or just scroll the pack and select accounts.
Official Board Game Publisher Accounts: go.bsky.app/DSNtxDE
For #BoardGame fans I have two "Starter Packs" to help you find accounts... you can do a fast "follow all" or just scroll the pack and select accounts.
Official Board Game Publisher Accounts: go.bsky.app/DSNtxDE
January 19, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Sounds like a new wave of folks are giving Bsky a try. Welcome!
For #BoardGame fans I have two "Starter Packs" to help you find accounts... you can do a fast "follow all" or just scroll the pack and select accounts.
Official Board Game Publisher Accounts: go.bsky.app/DSNtxDE
For #BoardGame fans I have two "Starter Packs" to help you find accounts... you can do a fast "follow all" or just scroll the pack and select accounts.
Official Board Game Publisher Accounts: go.bsky.app/DSNtxDE
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Marvel Snap's devs are based in California, and I can't begin to imagine what it's like to be developing a game that's banned in your own country because Democrats are incompetent.
January 19, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Marvel Snap's devs are based in California, and I can't begin to imagine what it's like to be developing a game that's banned in your own country because Democrats are incompetent.
Now that TikTok is gone I'll finally have time to try that Marvel Snap game I keep hearing about.
*three minutes later*
😑
*three minutes later*
😑
January 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Now that TikTok is gone I'll finally have time to try that Marvel Snap game I keep hearing about.
*three minutes later*
😑
*three minutes later*
😑
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Every day, a new piece of Vanciana emerges that suggests that 'couchfucker' is too gentle an epithet.
July 27, 2024 at 4:17 PM
Every day, a new piece of Vanciana emerges that suggests that 'couchfucker' is too gentle an epithet.
It's actually hard to make a joke about RFK Jr having a brain worm that's as funny as the simple fact that he literally had a brain worm.
May 8, 2024 at 7:25 PM
It's actually hard to make a joke about RFK Jr having a brain worm that's as funny as the simple fact that he literally had a brain worm.
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feeling unsafe | patreon.com/lubchansky
May 6, 2024 at 2:26 PM
feeling unsafe | patreon.com/lubchansky
Every time I give my infant a bath I comb her hair back and pretend she's a Sopranos character: Jimmy "The Baby" Fantino.
"Hey Tony, pull up a booster seat. Gino, a round of milk for my pal Tony! Of course it's on me, I'm not being raised by wolves."
"Hey Tony, pull up a booster seat. Gino, a round of milk for my pal Tony! Of course it's on me, I'm not being raised by wolves."
May 6, 2024 at 6:24 AM
Every time I give my infant a bath I comb her hair back and pretend she's a Sopranos character: Jimmy "The Baby" Fantino.
"Hey Tony, pull up a booster seat. Gino, a round of milk for my pal Tony! Of course it's on me, I'm not being raised by wolves."
"Hey Tony, pull up a booster seat. Gino, a round of milk for my pal Tony! Of course it's on me, I'm not being raised by wolves."
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The virgin junta vs. the
Chad presidential vote set to end military rule
Chad presidential vote set to end military rule
The country is set to become the first of Africa's current junta-led states to move to democratic rule.
www.bbc.com
May 6, 2024 at 4:17 AM
The virgin junta vs. the
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real doozy of a nytdiff just dropped
![tweet from @nyt_diff: Pro-Palestinian student [begin red highlight and struck out text] activists, many of whom are Jewish, [end red highlight and struck out text] activists [highlighted in green] say their movement is anti-Zionist but not antisemitic. It is not a distinction that everyone buys.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:c6k2ozisr2bbitsafwwyistf/bafkreidyylrygbd54pj2d7c33br3j6xr3nb7zmz3erloqh3d5gm377lqhq@jpeg)
April 30, 2024 at 3:57 PM
real doozy of a nytdiff just dropped
How it feels being partway into 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
April 30, 2024 at 7:11 PM
How it feels being partway into 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim
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my god the number of people who are like, "lets not jump to conclusions about the mass graves of hospital patients and children who show signs of being bound and tortured that were found after the IDF withdrew from occupying these hospitals, those people might have died from normal reasons or Hamas"
The World’s Most Moral Mass Grave at Nasser Hospital is now 3 separate mass graves with nearly 400 bodies uncovered. The bodies include patients and children. Many are mutilated. Many show evidence of torture. Some show evidence of being buried alive.
April 25, 2024 at 1:54 PM
my god the number of people who are like, "lets not jump to conclusions about the mass graves of hospital patients and children who show signs of being bound and tortured that were found after the IDF withdrew from occupying these hospitals, those people might have died from normal reasons or Hamas"
Killing the double decker was a crime against humanity. Easily the best menu item for a cuisine meant to be eaten in cars.
we gotta pull a gamestop and do a hostile takeover of taco bell until they bring back the baja sauce on everything and the double decker and the pizza permanently and we're gonna start selling papusas
April 25, 2024 at 2:58 PM
Killing the double decker was a crime against humanity. Easily the best menu item for a cuisine meant to be eaten in cars.
Me: I'm going to save this for making wargame terrain!
Me but rational: You haven't made wargame terrain in over a year.
Me: But still!
Me but rational: You haven't made wargame terrain in over a year.
Me: But still!
April 3, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Me: I'm going to save this for making wargame terrain!
Me but rational: You haven't made wargame terrain in over a year.
Me: But still!
Me but rational: You haven't made wargame terrain in over a year.
Me: But still!
Jesus this is nightmarish. My cousin was killed by police in a similar situation where he ran to them when they arrived to "help". Ever since they have dodged accountability at every step.
Good god new police audio on this poor 15 year old CA girl murdered by the fucking pigs sent to "save her" from her kidnapping father. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024...
April 1, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Jesus this is nightmarish. My cousin was killed by police in a similar situation where he ran to them when they arrived to "help". Ever since they have dodged accountability at every step.
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Bonus Discworld QOTD - rerunning this one from Feet of Clay, for Trans Day of Visibility
March 31, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Bonus Discworld QOTD - rerunning this one from Feet of Clay, for Trans Day of Visibility
"Yes that's today isn't it! I hope you're wearing your finest blue and pink, and that you find and crack a lot of eggs!"
March 31, 2024 at 7:27 PM
"Yes that's today isn't it! I hope you're wearing your finest blue and pink, and that you find and crack a lot of eggs!"
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Easter is God’s bring your kid to work day.
March 31, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Easter is God’s bring your kid to work day.
Really heartwarming to see all the guys, gals, and non-binary pals posting on Trans Day of Visibility. You all kick ass.
March 31, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Really heartwarming to see all the guys, gals, and non-binary pals posting on Trans Day of Visibility. You all kick ass.