Twat in the hat
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No minors. I'm horny on main.
Word on the street is, you’re ready to start building communism again.
Word on the street is, you’re ready to start building communism again.
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@twatinthehat.bsky.social
· Jan 15
Ykno, one day a bunch of politicians are gonna go on live tv after bailing out a bunch of tech giants with taxpayer money and say "We had no idea AI was a bubble, no one warned us". And then the CEOs that pushed for it and fired everyone are going to give themselves a bonus.
Got a new pet peeve- when writers use bdsm as an excuse to have one character abuse the other in a relationship. Was reading a thing a couple months back, stopped when 2 characters in a relationship had a one sided bdsm kink, and only the dom was into it
February 15, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Got a new pet peeve- when writers use bdsm as an excuse to have one character abuse the other in a relationship. Was reading a thing a couple months back, stopped when 2 characters in a relationship had a one sided bdsm kink, and only the dom was into it
Ok, so I’m more hungover today then yesterday, and I think I’ve figured it out. My body is no longer processing alcohol as fast as it was. I got drunk Friday, I’m still drunk Saturday, hangover hits Sunday. That ain’t great
February 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Ok, so I’m more hungover today then yesterday, and I think I’ve figured it out. My body is no longer processing alcohol as fast as it was. I got drunk Friday, I’m still drunk Saturday, hangover hits Sunday. That ain’t great
Hungover, blasting death grips, scarfing chips and choclate, watchin old movies- Lost highway and they live- about to take an edible and scarf down cold leftover pizza before trying to draw pornography and/or play video games.
Being single is kinda awesome. Valentines day can fuk off
Being single is kinda awesome. Valentines day can fuk off
February 14, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Hungover, blasting death grips, scarfing chips and choclate, watchin old movies- Lost highway and they live- about to take an edible and scarf down cold leftover pizza before trying to draw pornography and/or play video games.
Being single is kinda awesome. Valentines day can fuk off
Being single is kinda awesome. Valentines day can fuk off
Was wondering why this kid's been on social media. Good on him. Fuck ICE
February 14, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Was wondering why this kid's been on social media. Good on him. Fuck ICE
so they live fucking holds up. There's some complaints- the action is a bit uneven, all of it happening at the end making it feel a bit goofy, and it feels like it could've gone farther a lot of the time- but goddamn the writing is clever and the themes of class exploitation still relevant
February 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
so they live fucking holds up. There's some complaints- the action is a bit uneven, all of it happening at the end making it feel a bit goofy, and it feels like it could've gone farther a lot of the time- but goddamn the writing is clever and the themes of class exploitation still relevant
Checking if anyone in my feed has any ideas for characters to draw pron of. No promises, just curious what my followers would want to see lewded for practice
Bonus points for simple designs or monochrome
Bonus points for simple designs or monochrome
February 14, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Checking if anyone in my feed has any ideas for characters to draw pron of. No promises, just curious what my followers would want to see lewded for practice
Bonus points for simple designs or monochrome
Bonus points for simple designs or monochrome
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Also I'm Freaks. I wanna look at cool hot fucksex on my computer. What fucking good is any platform where I can't share all that Sorlag porn I'm commissioning. Work?? I have email for that I always had email for that. Maybe Discord can just fuck off?? That's my idea. My big idea is Fuck Off
February 13, 2026 at 1:24 PM
Also I'm Freaks. I wanna look at cool hot fucksex on my computer. What fucking good is any platform where I can't share all that Sorlag porn I'm commissioning. Work?? I have email for that I always had email for that. Maybe Discord can just fuck off?? That's my idea. My big idea is Fuck Off
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Make Art (1/4)
February 10, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Make Art (1/4)
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“Why won’t the cunts let me live?” Might be the words I’ve spent the last decade living by. I’ve seen sites go down, Orwellian surveillance go up, homes destroyed, people lose their livings, and so many friends go hungry.
I’m tired. I’m so fucking tired.
I’m tired. I’m so fucking tired.
ffs discord is how I give my Patreon and substar people their rewards for supporting. wtf do I do now? why won’t the cunts just let me live?
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
“Why won’t the cunts let me live?” Might be the words I’ve spent the last decade living by. I’ve seen sites go down, Orwellian surveillance go up, homes destroyed, people lose their livings, and so many friends go hungry.
I’m tired. I’m so fucking tired.
I’m tired. I’m so fucking tired.
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Just a reminder this was less than 6 months ago. You do NOT want Discord to have your ID.
arstechnica.com/security/202...
arstechnica.com/security/202...
Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users
As more sites require IDs for user age verification, expect more such breaches to come.
arstechnica.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Just a reminder this was less than 6 months ago. You do NOT want Discord to have your ID.
arstechnica.com/security/202...
arstechnica.com/security/202...
idea I had last night. Wouldn't leave me alone so I drew it. Doesn't look as good as I wanted, but that's how it goes
Was blasting government plates at the time. Legit holds up
Was blasting government plates at the time. Legit holds up
February 9, 2026 at 12:39 AM
idea I had last night. Wouldn't leave me alone so I drew it. Doesn't look as good as I wanted, but that's how it goes
Was blasting government plates at the time. Legit holds up
Was blasting government plates at the time. Legit holds up
Made a present for a freind, her OC in a fishnet lingerie thing. Took about... 6 hours? I'm learnding!
February 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Made a present for a freind, her OC in a fishnet lingerie thing. Took about... 6 hours? I'm learnding!
y'all wouldn't last a day in my brain. Y'all'd be too horny and angry to get out of bed. I HAD TO BUILD UP TO THIS!
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
y'all wouldn't last a day in my brain. Y'all'd be too horny and angry to get out of bed. I HAD TO BUILD UP TO THIS!
The alt right has always been a suicide cult. Today it’s the “illegals”, tomorrow it’s the trans, then the gays, the blacks, the Jews, the Irish, the left handed- the circle that defines “us” from “them” closes so it can justify its power, make people think they’re always under threat
Racism = Nationalism = Tribalism
It's all the same cowardly, small-dick energy, ignorant, uneducated, pussy-ass, narrow minded, inbreeding, mentally deficient bullshit philosophy of troglodytes who refuse to grow past the mental age of a frightened ape guarding a campfire.
It's all the same cowardly, small-dick energy, ignorant, uneducated, pussy-ass, narrow minded, inbreeding, mentally deficient bullshit philosophy of troglodytes who refuse to grow past the mental age of a frightened ape guarding a campfire.
February 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
The alt right has always been a suicide cult. Today it’s the “illegals”, tomorrow it’s the trans, then the gays, the blacks, the Jews, the Irish, the left handed- the circle that defines “us” from “them” closes so it can justify its power, make people think they’re always under threat
Loot drop:
Tool- pervy manifesto
A copy of the communist manifesto with pornogrophy doodled in the margins and blank pages.
Effects:
+1 rhetoric (big words), +1 volition (hope) +3 electrochemistry (nice tits), -2 esprit de corps(fuck the pigs), -3 authority (pervert)
Tool- pervy manifesto
A copy of the communist manifesto with pornogrophy doodled in the margins and blank pages.
Effects:
+1 rhetoric (big words), +1 volition (hope) +3 electrochemistry (nice tits), -2 esprit de corps(fuck the pigs), -3 authority (pervert)
Loot drops after defeating me:
- Sunglasses that keep sliding off your face
- a clearly old, yet barely used "ideas" notepad
- "F*ck ICE" pins
- estradiol
- Sunglasses that keep sliding off your face
- a clearly old, yet barely used "ideas" notepad
- "F*ck ICE" pins
- estradiol
Loot drops after defeating me:
- a lot of old, crumpled up receipts
- like, a whole lot
- a lot of old, crumpled up receipts
- like, a whole lot
February 6, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Loot drop:
Tool- pervy manifesto
A copy of the communist manifesto with pornogrophy doodled in the margins and blank pages.
Effects:
+1 rhetoric (big words), +1 volition (hope) +3 electrochemistry (nice tits), -2 esprit de corps(fuck the pigs), -3 authority (pervert)
Tool- pervy manifesto
A copy of the communist manifesto with pornogrophy doodled in the margins and blank pages.
Effects:
+1 rhetoric (big words), +1 volition (hope) +3 electrochemistry (nice tits), -2 esprit de corps(fuck the pigs), -3 authority (pervert)
can cross wolfenstein 2 off the backlog. Really well written, good characters, but the combat wasn't really clicking until like... the last 2 or 3 levels. Also they put in a bunch of bonus levels around that point, idk why they left it that long?
February 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
can cross wolfenstein 2 off the backlog. Really well written, good characters, but the combat wasn't really clicking until like... the last 2 or 3 levels. Also they put in a bunch of bonus levels around that point, idk why they left it that long?
I know canada's been in some shit from too many immigrants and not enough houses already, buuut we should really be considering taking people in from america seeking asylum from ice
Also raising taxes on the rich and building more homes while limiting how much property a company can hold
Also raising taxes on the rich and building more homes while limiting how much property a company can hold
February 5, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I know canada's been in some shit from too many immigrants and not enough houses already, buuut we should really be considering taking people in from america seeking asylum from ice
Also raising taxes on the rich and building more homes while limiting how much property a company can hold
Also raising taxes on the rich and building more homes while limiting how much property a company can hold
Ykno, if the drm for your game is so bad that I'm legit considering pirating it even though I already own it, maybe you just played yourself?
February 5, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Ykno, if the drm for your game is so bad that I'm legit considering pirating it even though I already own it, maybe you just played yourself?
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KIM KITSURAGI - “*Sunrise, parabellum*,” the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.
February 3, 2026 at 4:14 AM
KIM KITSURAGI - “*Sunrise, parabellum*,” the lieutenant says. He's in the middle of a freshly cleaned room, with the fan above his head like a halo. His face is covered in bruises.
Can you imagine the utopia we could build without the rich hoarding wealth? Free nation wide wifi. Health, dental, mental, and meds for all. Sidewalks clear in winter. Housing for anyone over the age of 19 a guaranteed right. Food for the hungry. Hell, maybe even a 4 day work week.
One day, friends
One day, friends
February 2, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Can you imagine the utopia we could build without the rich hoarding wealth? Free nation wide wifi. Health, dental, mental, and meds for all. Sidewalks clear in winter. Housing for anyone over the age of 19 a guaranteed right. Food for the hungry. Hell, maybe even a 4 day work week.
One day, friends
One day, friends
It was never about sex or morals or w/e. It was about coming up with an excuse to criminalize a market they didn’t have complete control over. Artists were making a living drawing and selling nsfw, people were talking, gay and trans folk were feeling accepted
Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
February 1, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It was never about sex or morals or w/e. It was about coming up with an excuse to criminalize a market they didn’t have complete control over. Artists were making a living drawing and selling nsfw, people were talking, gay and trans folk were feeling accepted
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Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
Me: If I post any NSFW art I might lose job opportunities or even have my payment methods or bank accounts frozen
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
Every third dude in politics and tech: Hello Mister Pedophile may I request passage to Nubile Redhead Beach it seemed ever so interesting. Best Regards
Jeffrey Epstein: yea h / .,
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Every major website/company now: Yeah if we find out you post or look at a boob we will freeze all your accounts without warning
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,
The CEO of every major website/company over Gmail: Oh Jeffrey you are simply a hoot. Lovely spending time with you on Party Pervert Pedo Island
Jeffrey Epstein: yeag ,