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Turmammal
@turmammal.bsky.social
FAB player (Riptide, Arakni, Kano, Ira)
He/Him
Creator of Wizard Tower (Kan Kan)
Christian music being played over the intercom in a DMV is illegal I'm pretty sure...
April 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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A tricky thing about modern society is that no one has any idea when they don’t die.

Like, the number of lives saved by controlling air pollution in America is probably over 200,000 per year, but the number of people who think their life was saved by controlling air pollution is zero.
April 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.
April 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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👽 New comic: Alien Landing 👽
February 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Works as advertised
February 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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February 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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We put a whole lot of heads together. If you know what I mean
February 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Now more than ever.
February 7, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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we should hate the police as much as society hates michael vick
February 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”

woke - Stephen Smith:
February 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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this year feels like the start of a new season with a new plot line and I’m upset they wrote out luigi
January 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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January 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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I love the reactions from non-gamers when you tell them you booked time off work for a new game.
January 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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i hope everyone stocks up on coffee
NEWS

After President Petro of Colombia denied entry of two US repatriation flights of Colombian migrants, President Trump has announced these retaliatory measures.

Petro said he wouldn’t allow the flights in until Trump establishes a protocol for the dignified treatment of migrants.
January 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Doing my weekly check on social media analytics for the multiple companies I support.

Twitter is in an absolute free-fall, bleeding users at a rate I legit have never seen before & I’ve been monitoring Twitter analytics for my jobs since 2013.
January 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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wealth can buy you the presidency and the most global influence ever witnessed in history but it’s clear that wealth, no matter how much you accumulate, cannot ever make you funny
January 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours.

I’m currently working on a new version.
January 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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No relation to recent events
January 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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January 20, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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🪦
January 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Helpful!
January 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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I think games (especially RPGs) should have a "Last Time on..." feature where based on how long you put the game down it recounts key moments and maybe some side quests before letting you back into the game. Obvs you can skip, but it would be good to jump back into RPGs you put on pause.
January 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Apologies for getting a bit political on main tonight.

I think this cartoon sums it up.
January 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM