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@tujungadude.bsky.social
93.62% of my comments should be interpreted as snark. Professional antisocial media influencer.
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“The incoming President of the United States” is the new “The Aristocrats” punchline.
you just KNOW that they're going to release doctored documents, including "alternate facts" versions of documents already out in the public view
November 17, 2025 at 2:37 PM
you just KNOW that they're going to release doctored documents, including "alternate facts" versions of documents already out in the public view
If 3 donuts makes you king, I am apparently God Emperor
watching a dude on the metro eat a box of three krispy kreme donuts. what a king.
November 16, 2025 at 11:27 PM
If 3 donuts makes you king, I am apparently God Emperor
What’s the innate value of bitcoin?
November 16, 2025 at 10:40 PM
What’s the innate value of bitcoin?
Great mid-length hike yesterday just to the south of Breckenridge peak 10, Crystal Peak trail. Pictured is Father Dyer. Hike was about 8.5 miles out and back, 2200’ climb up to 12,900’
November 16, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Great mid-length hike yesterday just to the south of Breckenridge peak 10, Crystal Peak trail. Pictured is Father Dyer. Hike was about 8.5 miles out and back, 2200’ climb up to 12,900’
Tom takes a lot of crap for his statements, but I tend to agree with many*, including ⬇️. (20 posts below, well worth the read)
America is not currently a Fascist state. It is, however, being led by dangerous criminal chumps with delusions of Fascism dancing in their heads.
* not the Led Zep one
America is not currently a Fascist state. It is, however, being led by dangerous criminal chumps with delusions of Fascism dancing in their heads.
* not the Led Zep one
My mistake has been trying to explain what "fascism" is to people who don't care what it is.
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
So I'm going to try something else. Let's do this as a practical thought exercise.
If America *were* fascist *today* - what would you have to do differently in your daily life? /1
November 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Tom takes a lot of crap for his statements, but I tend to agree with many*, including ⬇️. (20 posts below, well worth the read)
America is not currently a Fascist state. It is, however, being led by dangerous criminal chumps with delusions of Fascism dancing in their heads.
* not the Led Zep one
America is not currently a Fascist state. It is, however, being led by dangerous criminal chumps with delusions of Fascism dancing in their heads.
* not the Led Zep one
Yes.
A big tent does not include people who think you should not be allowed to exist.
It just means there’s room for multiple viewpoints and some disagreement, but underneath it all, everyone in there understands they’re camping together.
A big tent does not include people who think you should not be allowed to exist.
It just means there’s room for multiple viewpoints and some disagreement, but underneath it all, everyone in there understands they’re camping together.
they can come into the tent when they admit they were wrong and change their views
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
we all joke about Woke Bill Kristol but he is for the most part the perfect example - he has, legitimately, become much more progressive
you can’t bring in people who are mad he’s not delivering on horrible shit
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Yes.
A big tent does not include people who think you should not be allowed to exist.
It just means there’s room for multiple viewpoints and some disagreement, but underneath it all, everyone in there understands they’re camping together.
A big tent does not include people who think you should not be allowed to exist.
It just means there’s room for multiple viewpoints and some disagreement, but underneath it all, everyone in there understands they’re camping together.
OPERATION SWEDISH PENIS ENLARGER
I’m beginning to suspect all of the men in the Trump administration are impotent.
November 16, 2025 at 1:58 AM
OPERATION SWEDISH PENIS ENLARGER
Now I know what we’re singing at our next small town protest
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Now I know what we’re singing at our next small town protest
Why does a state traffic cam image need a copyright?
Exactly what rights are being reserved here?
Exactly what rights are being reserved here?
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Why does a state traffic cam image need a copyright?
Exactly what rights are being reserved here?
Exactly what rights are being reserved here?
Who makes money from solar and wind (after initial capital spend)?
There’s a huge reason the US is tied to extractive resources.
There’s a huge reason the US is tied to extractive resources.
Another incredible self-own: the Trump Administration's fantasy scenario, the 'Current policies' scenario or CPS, shows that you need to engage in 110 billion tonnes of mineral extraction - mostly fossil fuels.
It's just over half in the net zero scenario: ~60bn tonnes
It's just over half in the net zero scenario: ~60bn tonnes
November 14, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Who makes money from solar and wind (after initial capital spend)?
There’s a huge reason the US is tied to extractive resources.
There’s a huge reason the US is tied to extractive resources.
He’s ’preparing to take on the concern’ by continuously lying about it, tell us black is white and prices are down.
A better lede would have been ’considering rolling back his keystone tariff policies due to their impact on increasing prices’
A better lede would have been ’considering rolling back his keystone tariff policies due to their impact on increasing prices’
Americans are feeling the strain of high prices, and now President Trump is preparing to take on the concern. And, Charlotte, N.C., is bracing for Border Patrol agents to arrive in the city. n.pr/4nTwWYU
Trump to address the affordability issue. And, Border Patrol heading to Charlotte
Americans are feeling the strain of high prices, and now President Trump is preparing to take on the concern. And, Charlotte, N.C., is bracing for Border Patrol agents to arrive in the city.
n.pr
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He’s ’preparing to take on the concern’ by continuously lying about it, tell us black is white and prices are down.
A better lede would have been ’considering rolling back his keystone tariff policies due to their impact on increasing prices’
A better lede would have been ’considering rolling back his keystone tariff policies due to their impact on increasing prices’
“Bitch, pease …”
![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“Bitch, pease …”
Funny coincidence, but “capitulation” has the same word root as “decapitate”
I finally got to this, and I wish I had watched it sooner. @djrothkopf.bsky.social has two great guests, @taraemcg.bsky.social & @simonwdc.bsky.social who express far better than I the reasons behind the anguish, disappointment and anger I have felt over The Capitulation by Schumer. And then, hope.
The Senate Democrats messed up big time. @simonwdc.bsky.social and @taraemcg.bsky.social join @djrothkopf.bsky.social to examine the effects this blunder will have and how Democrats can regain lost momentum as soon as possible.
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November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Funny coincidence, but “capitulation” has the same word root as “decapitate”
finally, someone who *gets* the everyday struggle facing Middle America
Eric Trump: "You can send $500 million worth of bitcoin on a Sunday night at 11pm while having a glass of wine with your wife for virtually zero fees."
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
finally, someone who *gets* the everyday struggle facing Middle America
Time wins.
November 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Time wins.
Short hike below Mt Sherman, Pike National Forest.
These are Limber Pines, similar to Bristlecone Pines in their ability to grow in crazy conditions for >1000 years.
These are Limber Pines, similar to Bristlecone Pines in their ability to grow in crazy conditions for >1000 years.
November 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Short hike below Mt Sherman, Pike National Forest.
These are Limber Pines, similar to Bristlecone Pines in their ability to grow in crazy conditions for >1000 years.
These are Limber Pines, similar to Bristlecone Pines in their ability to grow in crazy conditions for >1000 years.
Reposted by tujungadude, but pissed and sad
It's so bizarre that the breaking news today is yet more proof that Trump did exactly what everyone already knows he did
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It's so bizarre that the breaking news today is yet more proof that Trump did exactly what everyone already knows he did
Pro tip: if you lie on polaroid film while you look at the northern lights, you can get a free chest xray
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Pro tip: if you lie on polaroid film while you look at the northern lights, you can get a free chest xray
There’s no use voting for an opposition party if it doesn’t, you know, oppose.
November 12, 2025 at 12:34 AM
There’s no use voting for an opposition party if it doesn’t, you know, oppose.
Reposted by tujungadude, but pissed and sad
Happy Veterans Day 🫡
November 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Happy Veterans Day 🫡
[Trump] so that’s it? No welcoming choir of angels?
[DEATH] NO, JUST ME
[Trump] This place is a dump! And too cold.
[DEATH] NOT FOR MUCH LONGER
[DEATH] NO, JUST ME
[Trump] This place is a dump! And too cold.
[DEATH] NOT FOR MUCH LONGER
Trump: "If we die, we must die and we as men we die without complaining."
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
[Trump] so that’s it? No welcoming choir of angels?
[DEATH] NO, JUST ME
[Trump] This place is a dump! And too cold.
[DEATH] NOT FOR MUCH LONGER
[DEATH] NO, JUST ME
[Trump] This place is a dump! And too cold.
[DEATH] NOT FOR MUCH LONGER
Re: 50 yr mortgage
You can pay off a mortgage in 140 months (11.75 yrs) using a trivial calculation:
1st month pay 1 month interest and an equal amount in principle. For example, $100k at 6% is $500 interest, so $500 principal, $1000 total.
Make that same payment for 139 more months.
Done.
You can pay off a mortgage in 140 months (11.75 yrs) using a trivial calculation:
1st month pay 1 month interest and an equal amount in principle. For example, $100k at 6% is $500 interest, so $500 principal, $1000 total.
Make that same payment for 139 more months.
Done.
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Re: 50 yr mortgage
You can pay off a mortgage in 140 months (11.75 yrs) using a trivial calculation:
1st month pay 1 month interest and an equal amount in principle. For example, $100k at 6% is $500 interest, so $500 principal, $1000 total.
Make that same payment for 139 more months.
Done.
You can pay off a mortgage in 140 months (11.75 yrs) using a trivial calculation:
1st month pay 1 month interest and an equal amount in principle. For example, $100k at 6% is $500 interest, so $500 principal, $1000 total.
Make that same payment for 139 more months.
Done.
It’s not only unheard of, it’s an actual LIE.
Trump: "By the time my first year ends, we're gonna have over $20 trillion of investment coming into the US. It's unheard of." (The entire US GDP is about $30 trillion, so yes, it's unheard of)
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
It’s not only unheard of, it’s an actual LIE.
World’s worst trail review.
I don’t think this is satire, but at this level of awesomeness it’s kinda hard to tell.
I don’t think this is satire, but at this level of awesomeness it’s kinda hard to tell.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
World’s worst trail review.
I don’t think this is satire, but at this level of awesomeness it’s kinda hard to tell.
I don’t think this is satire, but at this level of awesomeness it’s kinda hard to tell.
How many ‘factual’ statements confirming that this man is an uneducated idiot can you count in 46 seconds?
(spoiler: it’s a lot)
(spoiler: it’s a lot)
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
How many ‘factual’ statements confirming that this man is an uneducated idiot can you count in 46 seconds?
(spoiler: it’s a lot)
(spoiler: it’s a lot)