trueparallels
@trueparallels.bsky.social
slightest inconvenience and I'm walking straight into the ocean
😱😱😱
Oh no the Gamecocks are on the short end of the greatest comeback in the SEC this century. Oh no.
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
😱😱😱
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When I’m asked to do more than two things a day
October 13, 2025 at 4:45 PM
When I’m asked to do more than two things a day
This post is personally attacking me 👴
Also, I feel like knowing what TV Land is might out you as an Old Millennial as well.
Also, I feel like knowing what TV Land is might out you as an Old Millennial as well.
Now Point Break is on wow Pluto TV really is TV Land for old Millennials
October 9, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This post is personally attacking me 👴
Also, I feel like knowing what TV Land is might out you as an Old Millennial as well.
Also, I feel like knowing what TV Land is might out you as an Old Millennial as well.
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Who called it inbox zero and not the mail loneliness crisis
September 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Who called it inbox zero and not the mail loneliness crisis
Kinda annoyed with the Fullcast After Dark doing the most Fullcast thing possible and not actually having its hosts on the show.
Secondary annoyance for platforming Jane Coaston.
Secondary annoyance for platforming Jane Coaston.
September 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Kinda annoyed with the Fullcast After Dark doing the most Fullcast thing possible and not actually having its hosts on the show.
Secondary annoyance for platforming Jane Coaston.
Secondary annoyance for platforming Jane Coaston.
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If you say bad shit about Michigan you’re saying bad shit about working class people, black people, same sex couples with kids, and college football caring people, and none of my people can find the end zone.
September 7, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If you say bad shit about Michigan you’re saying bad shit about working class people, black people, same sex couples with kids, and college football caring people, and none of my people can find the end zone.
Honestly, this best part of this to me is that it's being held up by a bottle of Old Forester and a Turtlebox
Sent to the OG Sports Phone. NC State fans understand the assignment.
September 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Honestly, this best part of this to me is that it's being held up by a bottle of Old Forester and a Turtlebox
Fuck Luis Suarez forever. Just the absolute worst.
September 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Fuck Luis Suarez forever. Just the absolute worst.
Yet another reason this guy belongs in jail
Love my neighbors so much I’m wearing the 3” inseams out again today
August 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Yet another reason this guy belongs in jail
I sincerely hope there is a special circle in hell for anyone involved with the creation of a Microsoft account.
August 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I sincerely hope there is a special circle in hell for anyone involved with the creation of a Microsoft account.
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'I used ai to reveal what is on the other side of the tunnel the roadrunner painted on the wall'
August 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM
'I used ai to reveal what is on the other side of the tunnel the roadrunner painted on the wall'
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Nice try but this post doesn’t apply to my specific situation. You should have posted something else
July 23, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Nice try but this post doesn’t apply to my specific situation. You should have posted something else
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Oh grow up. There’s more to politics than your survival. For instance, my comfort
July 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Oh grow up. There’s more to politics than your survival. For instance, my comfort
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What an incredible day for the guy from your freshman floor in college who carried around a copy of Infinite Jest everywhere he went the entire first semester.
Liverpool have done it. They've done it at a canter, in style, with ease.
They are the 2024-25 Premier League champions.
They are the 2024-25 Premier League champions.
April 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
What an incredible day for the guy from your freshman floor in college who carried around a copy of Infinite Jest everywhere he went the entire first semester.
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This is the type of thing that poorly run private companies are doing on a smaller scale constantly and a great example of why “we gotta run government like a business” is a grade-A dumb guy’s idea of what a smart guy thinks
NYT: One estimate finds that DOGE’s “firings, re-hirings, lost productivity and paid leave of thousands of workers” will actually COST taxpayers “upward of $135 billion this fiscal year.”
@nytimes.com 🤡
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/u...
@nytimes.com 🤡
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/u...
April 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
This is the type of thing that poorly run private companies are doing on a smaller scale constantly and a great example of why “we gotta run government like a business” is a grade-A dumb guy’s idea of what a smart guy thinks
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NEW #PUNTCAST: The Oops All Guests! Masters Preview with @tomfornelli.bsky.social and @chippatterson.bsky.social on on the hostless Puntcast. We pick winners, talk tree removal and wind patterns, and come up with a three-balls method guaranteed* to make you money
open.spotify.com/episode/6f0b...
open.spotify.com/episode/6f0b...
The Puntcast: Oops All Guests! Masters Preview
The Puntcast · Episode
open.spotify.com
April 9, 2025 at 10:43 PM
NEW #PUNTCAST: The Oops All Guests! Masters Preview with @tomfornelli.bsky.social and @chippatterson.bsky.social on on the hostless Puntcast. We pick winners, talk tree removal and wind patterns, and come up with a three-balls method guaranteed* to make you money
open.spotify.com/episode/6f0b...
open.spotify.com/episode/6f0b...
My hot take is that people complaining about the time change are dorks
March 10, 2025 at 1:20 PM
My hot take is that people complaining about the time change are dorks
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"Let me, a middle-aged man onto your campus to argue with college kids, or I will tell the president you were mean to me," is genuinely one of the most bitch-made things I've ever heard in my life.
After the Trump administration cut $400 million of funding to Columbia University over "antisemitism" because of pro-Palestine protests, Charlie Kirk is now warning college campuses that if he's not "treated well" when TPUSA arrives, they'll be next.
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
Charlie Kirk warns "all these campuses that don't treat us well at Turning Point USA" may have their funding cut
www.mediamatters.org
March 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
"Let me, a middle-aged man onto your campus to argue with college kids, or I will tell the president you were mean to me," is genuinely one of the most bitch-made things I've ever heard in my life.
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i'll call Chuck Schumer a dipshit whenever i want and you can't stop me
How about this as a rule - you can dunk on dem messaging if you're, personally, doing something
Attended a protest? Talked a Trump-voting family member out of it? Great, you can call Chuck Shumer a dipshit
Attended a protest? Talked a Trump-voting family member out of it? Great, you can call Chuck Shumer a dipshit
March 8, 2025 at 7:15 PM
i'll call Chuck Schumer a dipshit whenever i want and you can't stop me
@pocketcasts.com Any idea why my Up Next queue would have just got blown away now by a bunch of old stuff? I only use one device for it.
March 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
@pocketcasts.com Any idea why my Up Next queue would have just got blown away now by a bunch of old stuff? I only use one device for it.
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𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠: MLS Winners and Losers ⬆️⬇️
Every week, @joeclowery.bsky.social dives into the standout performances and trends from around MLS.
From San Diego FC to the Chicago Fire, here's who's climbing (and who's crashing) after opening weekend ⤵️
www.backheeled.com/mls-winners-...
Every week, @joeclowery.bsky.social dives into the standout performances and trends from around MLS.
From San Diego FC to the Chicago Fire, here's who's climbing (and who's crashing) after opening weekend ⤵️
www.backheeled.com/mls-winners-...
MLS Winners and Losers: San Diego FC's debut, Atlanta United’s new attack, Gregg Berhalter & more
The new kids on the block played their first game, transfers paid dividends, buidling out of the back went wrong, and more.
www.backheeled.com
February 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
𝐈𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠: MLS Winners and Losers ⬆️⬇️
Every week, @joeclowery.bsky.social dives into the standout performances and trends from around MLS.
From San Diego FC to the Chicago Fire, here's who's climbing (and who's crashing) after opening weekend ⤵️
www.backheeled.com/mls-winners-...
Every week, @joeclowery.bsky.social dives into the standout performances and trends from around MLS.
From San Diego FC to the Chicago Fire, here's who's climbing (and who's crashing) after opening weekend ⤵️
www.backheeled.com/mls-winners-...
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Atlanta United FC: 3 (1.44 xG)
vs
CF Montréal: 2 (2.4 xG)
#ATLvMTL | #ATLUTD | #CFMTL | #MLS | 🤖⚽
vs
CF Montréal: 2 (2.4 xG)
#ATLvMTL | #ATLUTD | #CFMTL | #MLS | 🤖⚽
February 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Atlanta United FC: 3 (1.44 xG)
vs
CF Montréal: 2 (2.4 xG)
#ATLvMTL | #ATLUTD | #CFMTL | #MLS | 🤖⚽
vs
CF Montréal: 2 (2.4 xG)
#ATLvMTL | #ATLUTD | #CFMTL | #MLS | 🤖⚽
