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slightest inconvenience and I'm walking straight into the ocean
They showed some stat earlier about SC teams being 0-287 or something like that since 2004 when down 27+ points
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Have experienced this several times over with a terrible Clemson season meaning lots of Durham/Addazio games
November 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Also nice to not have to do this shit all summer and fall
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Already have a ton of fall Saturdays with the entire league having night games lined up against CFB. All they've really done is write THIS SIDE UP on a different side of the box.

There's wisdom in putting regular early season games against CFB instead of late season ones.
November 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Cocaine was not really a problem in Georgetown. 🤷‍♂️
September 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Most of my Myrtle Beach priors are out of date by 25 years, but it was aggressively fine at worst in the late 90s. I can not fathom it being the worst city a person has visited.
September 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The most useless, asshole birds (non-goose division). I would kill a turkey for no reason.
September 23, 2025 at 4:04 PM
This whole album is really spectacular. Holds up way more than most things of the era.
September 22, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I was personally hoping to miss more than I already had from birthday parties today
September 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
They were talking about how windy and dark it was right before they decided not to kick.
September 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
at SC? Myrtle?
September 14, 2025 at 2:07 AM
August 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
You only get this handsome from a lifetime of skipping leg day
August 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Reposted by trueparallels
'I used ai to reveal what is on the other side of the tunnel the roadrunner painted on the wall'
August 9, 2025 at 2:31 AM