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FUCK IT!!!!! TIMELINE CLEANSE!!!!! ROLL THE CLIP!!!!!!
September 21, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Easy #2. Window seat, off the plane first, next to the littlest guy? Thank you!
You HAVE to pick a seat on the flight to the next #AEWDynamite.

Who are you sitting next to and how will you try to spend your time?
August 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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microwave: yeah some of it will be hot. all of it will be soggy.

oven: you got an hour?

toaster: best i can do is vertical, boss

air fryer, after ripping a line of cocaine: LOADED FRIES IN 3 MINUTES
August 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
@kriszellner.bsky.social I’m in the south for the first time and I’m heading to waffle house-what should I get??? Thanks!
July 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Everyone is talking about these cookies, when you SHOULD be talking about the Sesame Street lunchbox from 1992 that featured Cookie Monster dressed Like "Make a Difference" Fatu
January 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
@notthattomgreen.is.tired.fyi I had a dream last night that I was reading a story online about the newest legend to receive an action figure: SNAKE BROWN. Karate pants, bare feet, everything.
July 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Post your favorite Doctor Who, wrong answers only.
June 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
June 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times using a GIF (hard mode: no SW, ST, or LOTR)
June 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
That saying, “teachers don’t get paid much, but their benefits are awesome”—couldn’t be more wrong. Most districts are too small or unwilling to offer good insurance or anything else.
What’s common knowledge in your field but shocks outsiders?

Not everything you think should be said out loud.
June 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Well, that's another day nearly over, gang. Just enough time left to quickly check in on the AI takeover we're sacrificing our actual planet to fuel.
May 26, 2025 at 8:21 PM
May 26, 2025 at 11:59 AM
remove a letter, ruin a movie

Peed
remove a letter, ruin a movie

Moan
remove a letter, ruin a movie

Inter Stella
May 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The Bate-man commercial is one of the worst things ever made.
March 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM
The coach of High Point looks like Rick Scott.
March 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Unless Cynthia Erivo is about to pop out this seems bad?
March 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
@eliyudin.com, stay away from Washington and Oregon!! @whatatimepod.bsky.social
February 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Everyone in LA is sharing this story on insta, and I just want to make sure non-Angelenos know about this bear that crawled under a house during the fires. He had to be lured out with rotisserie chickens. Read it. You deserve a little treat.
525-Lb. Bear Discovered Under Evacuated Altadena Home Too Fat to Tranquilize: 'Not an Option'
An Altadena, Calif., man was shocked to discover he couldn't return to his home — which he evacuated due to the Eaton fire — because a 525-lb. bear had nested in the crawl space under his house. It to...
people.com
February 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Me turning on espn2 when my family got a satellite in 1998:
OH SHIT THIS HAS SUMO
January 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
*Lionel Richie voice*
December 16, 2024 at 7:11 PM
Tommy Rogers. So fricken’ good. A different time and place and this guy is regarded as a top of the list legend.
December 5, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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Ronnie Spector has what is easily the funniest quote in that new Beatles '64 documentary.
December 3, 2024 at 2:20 PM
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Observed) TO MY MAN JONATHAN THE TORTOISE BELIEVED TO BE 192 TODAY #ANTSAT
December 4, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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Drake is officially less cool than Imagine Dragons
November 25, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Currently watching the lesser-known battle between service academies: Coast Guard vs. Merchant Marine. I didn’t even know these had athletic programs, let alone football teams. ESPN+ rocking some diii football.
November 16, 2024 at 6:26 PM