Desert Storm Bart
@troublehaver.bsky.social
Jake. Living in the zone just like the rest of us. Big fan of vidya games and music that's either the angriest or the saddest it can be. Or both. Ask me about Mad Men or the Sopranos or history. Don't ask me about working in a warehouse.
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I guess I'll do one of these intro posts why not. I'm a big fan of:
Atlus games
Dragon Age
CRPGs
Mad Men
The Sopranos
Obscure history stuff
Metal music
Emo music
Paradox games
SLC! PUNK!
Soviet films
Much more nerdy stuff
Come join me and watch the decay unfold in real time.
Atlus games
Dragon Age
CRPGs
Mad Men
The Sopranos
Obscure history stuff
Metal music
Emo music
Paradox games
SLC! PUNK!
Soviet films
Much more nerdy stuff
Come join me and watch the decay unfold in real time.
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“If money…“comes into the world with a congenital blood-stain on one cheek,” capital comes dripping from head to foot, from every pore, with blood and dirt.”
October 29, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“If money…“comes into the world with a congenital blood-stain on one cheek,” capital comes dripping from head to foot, from every pore, with blood and dirt.”
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so, beyond “this is horrific” & “trans healthcare isn’t a luxury, it’s lifesaving & if you can deny it to inmates you can deny it to anyone.”
1. this article uses the phrase “culture war” 3 times in 389 words. would “governor denies inmates [any other kind of healthcare] be a culture war issue?🧵
1. this article uses the phrase “culture war” 3 times in 389 words. would “governor denies inmates [any other kind of healthcare] be a culture war issue?🧵
Georgia governor signs bill banning gender-affirming care for transgender inmates
Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp signed into law a bill that would ban gender-affirming care for transgender inmates.
www.ajc.com
May 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
so, beyond “this is horrific” & “trans healthcare isn’t a luxury, it’s lifesaving & if you can deny it to inmates you can deny it to anyone.”
1. this article uses the phrase “culture war” 3 times in 389 words. would “governor denies inmates [any other kind of healthcare] be a culture war issue?🧵
1. this article uses the phrase “culture war” 3 times in 389 words. would “governor denies inmates [any other kind of healthcare] be a culture war issue?🧵
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(30 years from now, at the community water distribution center waiting for my 6 ounces for the day. It is 120 degrees) man if only 5 bluesky communists had voted for Kamala Harris
March 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
(30 years from now, at the community water distribution center waiting for my 6 ounces for the day. It is 120 degrees) man if only 5 bluesky communists had voted for Kamala Harris
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political norms are not just completely useless they are deeply harmful because they always end in the worst people acting with impunity while everyone else goes 'oh my goodness well nothing we can do that would violate the rules that don't exist really'
I mean very obviously Hegseth should resign, and if it were a Democratic administration this would be quickly be a consensus position.
March 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
political norms are not just completely useless they are deeply harmful because they always end in the worst people acting with impunity while everyone else goes 'oh my goodness well nothing we can do that would violate the rules that don't exist really'
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when democrats want to stop something (single payer healthcare) they stop it.
when they don't (fascist dictatorship) they don't
when they don't (fascist dictatorship) they don't
March 17, 2025 at 11:16 AM
when democrats want to stop something (single payer healthcare) they stop it.
when they don't (fascist dictatorship) they don't
when they don't (fascist dictatorship) they don't
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fucken uh still suitin desert style walking without rhythm? Fucken worm riding in the deep desert…maybe..maybe become god?
i’m thinkin me, kwisatz haderach, you my stilgar? i need you on this tho baby bro may thy knife chip and shatter
i’m thinkin me, kwisatz haderach, you my stilgar? i need you on this tho baby bro may thy knife chip and shatter
November 30, 2024 at 8:09 AM
fucken uh still suitin desert style walking without rhythm? Fucken worm riding in the deep desert…maybe..maybe become god?
i’m thinkin me, kwisatz haderach, you my stilgar? i need you on this tho baby bro may thy knife chip and shatter
i’m thinkin me, kwisatz haderach, you my stilgar? i need you on this tho baby bro may thy knife chip and shatter
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OTACON: Snake, this is your PENIS. It draws blood directly from your body’s circulatory system, filling its spongy tissue to achieve turgidity.
SNAKE: Huh. Neat trick.
OTACON: Once it’s ready, equip it and insert it into the VAGINA.
SNAKE: Vagina?
SNAKE: Huh. Neat trick.
OTACON: Once it’s ready, equip it and insert it into the VAGINA.
SNAKE: Vagina?
February 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
OTACON: Snake, this is your PENIS. It draws blood directly from your body’s circulatory system, filling its spongy tissue to achieve turgidity.
SNAKE: Huh. Neat trick.
OTACON: Once it’s ready, equip it and insert it into the VAGINA.
SNAKE: Vagina?
SNAKE: Huh. Neat trick.
OTACON: Once it’s ready, equip it and insert it into the VAGINA.
SNAKE: Vagina?
Every centrist just spent a decade telling everyone to the left of, like, drywall that they were too ideological and not connected to reality and now there's a right wing coup happening and they're just like "call your congressman he will surely change his vote based on the phone call."
February 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Every centrist just spent a decade telling everyone to the left of, like, drywall that they were too ideological and not connected to reality and now there's a right wing coup happening and they're just like "call your congressman he will surely change his vote based on the phone call."
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My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
February 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
What are the odds at this point on America Balkanizing? They've got to be approaching 50% by now.
February 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
What are the odds at this point on America Balkanizing? They've got to be approaching 50% by now.
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This is now Zuckerberg’s profile picture on Threads. Not making this up.
January 26, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This is now Zuckerberg’s profile picture on Threads. Not making this up.
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They wouldn't be able to shoot this scene today. Too expensive
January 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
They wouldn't be able to shoot this scene today. Too expensive
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Elon doesn’t need to hack an election you silly goose. He just needs to buy it with a tiny fraction of his wealth, (mostly) legally and in the open. And every US election is bought by the billionaires.
January 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Elon doesn’t need to hack an election you silly goose. He just needs to buy it with a tiny fraction of his wealth, (mostly) legally and in the open. And every US election is bought by the billionaires.
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the democrats lost because they hid biden was going senile, didn't do a primary, delayed kicking him out while doing a bunch of embarrassing infighting, promoted an unpopular candidate, & had her run as a conservative palling around with the fucking cheneys. they fucked it all by themselves
January 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
the democrats lost because they hid biden was going senile, didn't do a primary, delayed kicking him out while doing a bunch of embarrassing infighting, promoted an unpopular candidate, & had her run as a conservative palling around with the fucking cheneys. they fucked it all by themselves
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i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.
January 11, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i hate these tech freaks so much. shut up about politics and go make me a little computer.
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saw someone asking what trans people did to deserve all the vitriol, & nothing actual of course. but transness breaks the rule #1 of the conservative hierarchical worldview, that your position is to a large degree defined by your birth. choosing to put yourself in a different tier is heretical
January 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
saw someone asking what trans people did to deserve all the vitriol, & nothing actual of course. but transness breaks the rule #1 of the conservative hierarchical worldview, that your position is to a large degree defined by your birth. choosing to put yourself in a different tier is heretical
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english peasant turned longbow-man at agincourt, walking over 6,000 dead french aristocrats: yeah this is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened
January 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
english peasant turned longbow-man at agincourt, walking over 6,000 dead french aristocrats: yeah this is probably the funniest thing that's ever happened
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this is is fascinating. an AI freak buys an AI enabled child toy but his kid keeps turning off the AI and using their imagination, which disturbs and disappoints him
Here's a guy crying about how his daughter keeps turning the AI off on the AI doll he bought her and playing with it like a regular doll and her imagination.
January 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
this is is fascinating. an AI freak buys an AI enabled child toy but his kid keeps turning off the AI and using their imagination, which disturbs and disappoints him
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Sure yeah you all hate CEOs now, but you'll change your tune when you need someone who can disrupt workplace engagement paradigms and offer bold innovations in the metrics sector
December 6, 2024 at 8:23 PM
Sure yeah you all hate CEOs now, but you'll change your tune when you need someone who can disrupt workplace engagement paradigms and offer bold innovations in the metrics sector
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