I feel like elder millennials are getting to the point of desperation that they’re gonna start calling their hairy adult children furbabies just to feel something and at this point I can blame them

I’m full of microplastics and boundless, undulating and ever expanding cloud draped pillars of love. I honor both of these parts of me simultaneously by eating fruit snacks, which have similar origins.

last night while exhausted I set up a reminder for my nightly insulin injection & then promptly forgot

Cut to me being jumpscared by this push notification

once I realized my Alexa was not part of a robot uprising encouraging me to take my untimely demise into my own hands it did help though!

Real bold of you to claim you’re Pro Choice when you won’t let me Choose Violence at the self checkout ya class traitor

(This is essentially word salad, it’s a bad day and I’m making jokes for Coping Purposes)

#comic #comics

Americans seems to be experiencing what I can only describe as frantic and inexplicably cacophonous hold music while we wait to figure out if being alive is still allowed going forward.

Which sounds terrifying!

But also familiar— I have felt quite the same while on hold with my insurance company.

while The Horrors persist, let us celebrate less horrors overall…. because all three mega fires in Los Angeles are finally 100% contained!!

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Hi why did meta suggest I ask this on a post about someone being robbed on Facebook

When my ebt card declines at the dollar store over a singular loaf of bread

The safer possibilities that come with using Bluesky while living in Oregon is a weird dichotomy, bc blue skies are a very foreign, awkward thing around here.

I saw a hint of blue through a cloud today on the way home from an appointment & had to pull over for a while to do some deep breathing 1/2

Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*

Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?

Me (kicking dirt): No

At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix

Wanna see something wild??

First blood sugar reading was as I took off the watch to start my acupuncture session (2:37 pm). Second was in the car after (2:42 pm).

I honestly think my chronic illnesses would have me regularly in the ER without this care. Not exaggerating even a little.

PDX / Portland peeps

The New Seasons employee union has moved the strike up to TODAY.

Get your Thanksgiving goodies where employees are treated with respect. Winco is a great example.

Can't get your fancy whatchamathinger there? Bummer -- don't cross a picket line and figure it out.

@cat-thorne.bsky.social me and cider checking out your brand new profile from my brand new profile