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I feel like elder millennials are getting to the point of desperation that they’re gonna start calling their hairy adult children furbabies just to feel something and at this point I can blame them
March 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
I’m full of microplastics and boundless, undulating and ever expanding cloud draped pillars of love. I honor both of these parts of me simultaneously by eating fruit snacks, which have similar origins.
March 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
last night while exhausted I set up a reminder for my nightly insulin injection & then promptly forgot

Cut to me being jumpscared by this push notification

once I realized my Alexa was not part of a robot uprising encouraging me to take my untimely demise into my own hands it did help though!
March 15, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Real bold of you to claim you’re Pro Choice when you won’t let me Choose Violence at the self checkout ya class traitor

(This is essentially word salad, it’s a bad day and I’m making jokes for Coping Purposes)
March 15, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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January 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Americans seems to be experiencing what I can only describe as frantic and inexplicably cacophonous hold music while we wait to figure out if being alive is still allowed going forward.

Which sounds terrifying!

But also familiar— I have felt quite the same while on hold with my insurance company.
February 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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while The Horrors persist, let us celebrate less horrors overall…. because all three mega fires in Los Angeles are finally 100% contained!!
February 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...
End of Term Web Archive – Preserving the Transition of a Nation | Internet Archive Blogs
blog.archive.org
February 1, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Hi why did meta suggest I ask this on a post about someone being robbed on Facebook
January 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
When my ebt card declines at the dollar store over a singular loaf of bread
January 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The safer possibilities that come with using Bluesky while living in Oregon is a weird dichotomy, bc blue skies are a very foreign, awkward thing around here.

I saw a hint of blue through a cloud today on the way home from an appointment & had to pull over for a while to do some deep breathing 1/2
January 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Me: *tip toeing mischievously toward MRI machine*

Health insurance company (hands on hips): Stop right there mister! Is that medically necessary?

Me (kicking dirt): No
December 24, 2024 at 2:22 AM
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At my funeral there’ll be a 37 minute montage of me trying to find something to watch on Netflix
November 27, 2024 at 11:53 AM
Wanna see something wild??

First blood sugar reading was as I took off the watch to start my acupuncture session (2:37 pm). Second was in the car after (2:42 pm).

I honestly think my chronic illnesses would have me regularly in the ER without this care. Not exaggerating even a little.
November 27, 2024 at 11:58 PM
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PDX / Portland peeps

The New Seasons employee union has moved the strike up to TODAY.

Get your Thanksgiving goodies where employees are treated with respect. Winco is a great example.

Can't get your fancy whatchamathinger there? Bummer -- don't cross a picket line and figure it out.
November 25, 2024 at 8:04 PM
@cat-thorne.bsky.social me and cider checking out your brand new profile from my brand new profile
November 27, 2024 at 7:08 AM