Travis Johannes
@travislikesdogs.bsky.social
@benstiller.redhour.com
Was there a version of 2x7 where Devons phone had "Harmony Cobel" as the contact name? I swear it did, but now when I watch it says "Mrs.Selvig"
Tell me I haven't lost my damn mind
Was there a version of 2x7 where Devons phone had "Harmony Cobel" as the contact name? I swear it did, but now when I watch it says "Mrs.Selvig"
Tell me I haven't lost my damn mind
March 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
@benstiller.redhour.com
Was there a version of 2x7 where Devons phone had "Harmony Cobel" as the contact name? I swear it did, but now when I watch it says "Mrs.Selvig"
Tell me I haven't lost my damn mind
Was there a version of 2x7 where Devons phone had "Harmony Cobel" as the contact name? I swear it did, but now when I watch it says "Mrs.Selvig"
Tell me I haven't lost my damn mind
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Also thinking about what I accomplished this past week.
February 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Also thinking about what I accomplished this past week.
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You can’t store soup in a square tupperware container, it has to be a round one. Soup is round
February 22, 2025 at 3:18 AM
You can’t store soup in a square tupperware container, it has to be a round one. Soup is round
I will never hear Patrick Mahomes talk and not hear Kenny Powers voice
February 9, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I will never hear Patrick Mahomes talk and not hear Kenny Powers voice
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Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.
February 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.
I think escalators that go down should be called de-escalators
February 8, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I think escalators that go down should be called de-escalators
"I haven't slept for 10 days... cause that would be too long"
Fuck it. It's lunch time. Let's see your favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
"My manager's cool, he gets concerned, he says, 'Mitch, don't use liquor as a crutch.' I can't use liquor as a crutch... because a crutch helps me walk."
February 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"I haven't slept for 10 days... cause that would be too long"
Help solve a marital debate.
Is this yellow or orange?
Is this yellow or orange?
February 1, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Help solve a marital debate.
Is this yellow or orange?
Is this yellow or orange?
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Charlie Kirk is sad tonight...
And that makes me happy
And that makes me happy
January 2, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Charlie Kirk is sad tonight...
And that makes me happy
And that makes me happy
I remember watching the Twin Towers fall and got no counseling, which is why I am a well-adjusted adult whose entire instagram feed is 9/11 jokes.
January 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I remember watching the Twin Towers fall and got no counseling, which is why I am a well-adjusted adult whose entire instagram feed is 9/11 jokes.
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 10:08 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Outbid Cleveland and still lost.
Bleak
Bleak
The Mariners were Carlos Santana's initial priority.
Seattle offered him a one-year deal with a player option, per sources, an extraordinary bid for a 1B entering his age-39 season.
Instead, he'll turn down more guaranteed money to return to Cleveland.
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...
Seattle offered him a one-year deal with a player option, per sources, an extraordinary bid for a 1B entering his age-39 season.
Instead, he'll turn down more guaranteed money to return to Cleveland.
🔗 www.nytimes.com/athletic/601...
December 23, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Outbid Cleveland and still lost.
Bleak
Bleak
36 year old coming off his worst career year?!? Sign me up!
December 21, 2024 at 1:19 AM
36 year old coming off his worst career year?!? Sign me up!
I don't like this
December 20, 2024 at 6:28 PM
I don't like this
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MrBeast is what Lucille Bluth thinks every Avenger is called
December 19, 2024 at 6:03 AM
MrBeast is what Lucille Bluth thinks every Avenger is called
Basically every update is "Mariners want this guy, but it's not gonna happen" so I'm excited for Dylan Moore to be the opening day starter at first and third with Bliss at second
Mariners rumor mill: M’s have checked in on numerous trade possibilities at first base and third base. Cleveland 1B Josh Naylor is among those, but a deal is “highly unlikely,” per source, after the Guardians offloaded Andres Gimenez’s contract last week.
December 20, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Basically every update is "Mariners want this guy, but it's not gonna happen" so I'm excited for Dylan Moore to be the opening day starter at first and third with Bliss at second
I stan
December 18, 2024 at 10:03 PM
I stan
This beautiful game
December 15, 2024 at 12:51 AM
This beautiful game
I swear to God if the A's start becoming good and pass the Mariners, I am gonna be rather annoyed, but not the least bit surprised
December 14, 2024 at 5:28 PM
I swear to God if the A's start becoming good and pass the Mariners, I am gonna be rather annoyed, but not the least bit surprised
I would be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
December 11, 2024 at 2:43 PM
I would be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
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as a fun moral question can anyone explain to me an ethical difference between being an insurance company CEO and firing a gun blindly into a crowd
December 5, 2024 at 3:42 AM
as a fun moral question can anyone explain to me an ethical difference between being an insurance company CEO and firing a gun blindly into a crowd