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Max Power
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No gods/No masters
Pack your bags, Ryan Mountcastle, a team can only have one pop punk first baseman.
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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For too long, America's most powerful public figures were not Doing Shit Like This. Those days are over.
December 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Guy couldn’t handle that smoke from Martha.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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[the hold steady voice]
They’re getting rid of the Frank Sinatra music at the dancing fountain in Las Vegas. At the Bellagio casino. And they’re replacing it with Jelly Roll. They’re going to make the water red, white, and blue. And every night they’ll pick one kid to go into the fountain and wave. I’ll be there. Will you?
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Man GRod’s shoulder must be shredded.
November 19, 2025 at 1:51 PM
The Ravens are such an unserious team.
November 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The democrats!
so much suffering and sacrifice only to to agree to terms that will beget more suffering and sacrifice.
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A generation of guys who can’t make their Cybertruck payments living the events of the movie Sorcerer.
Favorite new genre of TikTok: dudes, advising people to leave the United States to escape their debts
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
It’s such a poetic testament to late-stage capitalism that this America’s-Funniest-Home-Videos-For-Energy-Drink-Consumers has been the load-bearing program on MTV for a decade and a half.
October 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS
First poster for ‘Scream 7’

In theaters February 27
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Shohei Ohtani is a fucking demigod lmao
October 28, 2025 at 2:57 AM
The world is a Philip K Dick story, except stupid.
Baltimore high school student Taki Allen was swarmed by police after an artificial intelligence system apparently mistook his bag of Doritos for a gun www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
October 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Tupac Shakur and Jada Pinkett in an ad for Mondawmin Mall in Baltimore, 1987.
October 22, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
October 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
So this Fetterman clone from Maine has a death’s head tattoo AND worked for Blackwater? Next we’re going to hear how he didn’t realize his hero Reinhard Heydrich was a problematic figure.
October 21, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Why must the best baseball games of the year be tainted by the presence of John Smoltz?
October 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Once again asking for Mike Elias to be fired into the sun.
I’m side-eyeing the Orioles a little bit as the only MLB team I’ve seen so far remove “LGBTQ” from the Spirit Day bullying copy.
October 17, 2025 at 12:59 PM