Neuro Tran 🤷🏻♀️
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🩺 bad opinions | she/her | nurse 🩺
big heart hidden behind big boobs.
big heart hidden behind big boobs.
Wait. Itchy inner ears are a perimenopause thing?
I’m going to give my self an estrogen injection right now.
I’m going to give my self an estrogen injection right now.
February 13, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Wait. Itchy inner ears are a perimenopause thing?
I’m going to give my self an estrogen injection right now.
I’m going to give my self an estrogen injection right now.
You’re rushing home to start dinner.
I’m rushing home because I kept saying, “let me do this one thing and then I’ll go pee,” for 12 hours and now I’m about to piss my car seat.
We’re not the same.
I’m rushing home because I kept saying, “let me do this one thing and then I’ll go pee,” for 12 hours and now I’m about to piss my car seat.
We’re not the same.
February 12, 2026 at 4:07 PM
You’re rushing home to start dinner.
I’m rushing home because I kept saying, “let me do this one thing and then I’ll go pee,” for 12 hours and now I’m about to piss my car seat.
We’re not the same.
I’m rushing home because I kept saying, “let me do this one thing and then I’ll go pee,” for 12 hours and now I’m about to piss my car seat.
We’re not the same.
The hardest thing in the world for me… is being ok. Not great, but ok. Ok alone.
And someone draws you in with a hard and fast intensity, flirting, hand holding, cuddling, a kiss.
And you fall like a house of cards. Only to have the energy change within weeks and you’re left to pick up the pieces.
And someone draws you in with a hard and fast intensity, flirting, hand holding, cuddling, a kiss.
And you fall like a house of cards. Only to have the energy change within weeks and you’re left to pick up the pieces.
February 12, 2026 at 11:29 AM
The hardest thing in the world for me… is being ok. Not great, but ok. Ok alone.
And someone draws you in with a hard and fast intensity, flirting, hand holding, cuddling, a kiss.
And you fall like a house of cards. Only to have the energy change within weeks and you’re left to pick up the pieces.
And someone draws you in with a hard and fast intensity, flirting, hand holding, cuddling, a kiss.
And you fall like a house of cards. Only to have the energy change within weeks and you’re left to pick up the pieces.
I really hope I have enough advance warning before they come to put me in a camp.
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I really hope I have enough advance warning before they come to put me in a camp.
My crush never watching my instagram stories is kinda disappointing…
but on the upside I can yearn on main.
but on the upside I can yearn on main.
February 10, 2026 at 1:05 PM
My crush never watching my instagram stories is kinda disappointing…
but on the upside I can yearn on main.
but on the upside I can yearn on main.
Ok but hear me out:
February 10, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Ok but hear me out:
Duolingo doing streak nags at 7am is a bit much.
February 10, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Duolingo doing streak nags at 7am is a bit much.
My a1c jumped from 5.0 to 5.7 in 6 months. I think that’s on depression.
But just wild, considering I don’t drink beverages with sugar and I’ve been eating more candy but that’s not even a daily thing.
But just wild, considering I don’t drink beverages with sugar and I’ve been eating more candy but that’s not even a daily thing.
February 10, 2026 at 8:40 AM
My a1c jumped from 5.0 to 5.7 in 6 months. I think that’s on depression.
But just wild, considering I don’t drink beverages with sugar and I’ve been eating more candy but that’s not even a daily thing.
But just wild, considering I don’t drink beverages with sugar and I’ve been eating more candy but that’s not even a daily thing.
One of the techs said she was nervous about doing chest compressions because she worried she’d look foolish in front of 20 people.
I said, first of all, in a well run code, there won’t be 20 people running around.
Secondly, in a well run code, the coach is going to give you constructive feedback.
I said, first of all, in a well run code, there won’t be 20 people running around.
Secondly, in a well run code, the coach is going to give you constructive feedback.
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
One of the techs said she was nervous about doing chest compressions because she worried she’d look foolish in front of 20 people.
I said, first of all, in a well run code, there won’t be 20 people running around.
Secondly, in a well run code, the coach is going to give you constructive feedback.
I said, first of all, in a well run code, there won’t be 20 people running around.
Secondly, in a well run code, the coach is going to give you constructive feedback.
If you made a Venn Diagram of people who said they were never watching NFL again after Kaepernick took a knee and the people complaining about Bad Bunny, it would be one big circle.
February 9, 2026 at 3:09 AM
If you made a Venn Diagram of people who said they were never watching NFL again after Kaepernick took a knee and the people complaining about Bad Bunny, it would be one big circle.
I hate systolic based bp goals.
0300: 134/99 map: 109
0600: 214/77 map: 109
0300: 134/99 map: 109
0600: 214/77 map: 109
February 8, 2026 at 12:15 PM
I hate systolic based bp goals.
0300: 134/99 map: 109
0600: 214/77 map: 109
0300: 134/99 map: 109
0600: 214/77 map: 109
It’s kinda laughable that someone who is maxed out on available PTO could get written up for call-outs.
February 6, 2026 at 1:31 PM
It’s kinda laughable that someone who is maxed out on available PTO could get written up for call-outs.
I think night shift is killing me. As much as I love it.
This crush is killing me too.
My mental health is in the toilet. Current events. Work stress. Sleep hygiene. House is disgusting. The cold weather. Ugh.
My passive suicidality is working hard. Just treading water.
This crush is killing me too.
My mental health is in the toilet. Current events. Work stress. Sleep hygiene. House is disgusting. The cold weather. Ugh.
My passive suicidality is working hard. Just treading water.
February 3, 2026 at 1:11 PM
I think night shift is killing me. As much as I love it.
This crush is killing me too.
My mental health is in the toilet. Current events. Work stress. Sleep hygiene. House is disgusting. The cold weather. Ugh.
My passive suicidality is working hard. Just treading water.
This crush is killing me too.
My mental health is in the toilet. Current events. Work stress. Sleep hygiene. House is disgusting. The cold weather. Ugh.
My passive suicidality is working hard. Just treading water.
I blogged my transition, divorce, a whirlwind relationship and the subsequent ugly breakup, and my partner’s suicide.
And then just stopped.
I lamented recently that maybe I should start up again. But today I realized that I can never be that publicly vulnerable.
They’d take my nursing license.
And then just stopped.
I lamented recently that maybe I should start up again. But today I realized that I can never be that publicly vulnerable.
They’d take my nursing license.
January 29, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I blogged my transition, divorce, a whirlwind relationship and the subsequent ugly breakup, and my partner’s suicide.
And then just stopped.
I lamented recently that maybe I should start up again. But today I realized that I can never be that publicly vulnerable.
They’d take my nursing license.
And then just stopped.
I lamented recently that maybe I should start up again. But today I realized that I can never be that publicly vulnerable.
They’d take my nursing license.
My brain and AI are similar… we both come up with half-baked and somewhat delusional ideas… the difference is that I consume no drinking water in the process.
January 24, 2026 at 1:43 PM
My brain and AI are similar… we both come up with half-baked and somewhat delusional ideas… the difference is that I consume no drinking water in the process.
Friendly reminder: plug your toys in. 🤡
January 16, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Friendly reminder: plug your toys in. 🤡
Whenever someone comes into my life and shows me any sort of reciprocal affection, it’s all bad.
I can deal with my own crushes. But when it’s two way only to find out they don’t feel the same… I’m fucking destroyed.
That’s where I’m at right now.
I can deal with my own crushes. But when it’s two way only to find out they don’t feel the same… I’m fucking destroyed.
That’s where I’m at right now.
January 15, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Whenever someone comes into my life and shows me any sort of reciprocal affection, it’s all bad.
I can deal with my own crushes. But when it’s two way only to find out they don’t feel the same… I’m fucking destroyed.
That’s where I’m at right now.
I can deal with my own crushes. But when it’s two way only to find out they don’t feel the same… I’m fucking destroyed.
That’s where I’m at right now.
Everyone that’s like, “an ER doc would never ride a motorcycle, let alone without a helmet,” have obviously never dealt with chronic, passive suicidal ideation.
Because… hi. Neuro nurse motorcyclist here. I’m also bad about wearing my seatbelt.
#thepitt
Because… hi. Neuro nurse motorcyclist here. I’m also bad about wearing my seatbelt.
#thepitt
January 9, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Everyone that’s like, “an ER doc would never ride a motorcycle, let alone without a helmet,” have obviously never dealt with chronic, passive suicidal ideation.
Because… hi. Neuro nurse motorcyclist here. I’m also bad about wearing my seatbelt.
#thepitt
Because… hi. Neuro nurse motorcyclist here. I’m also bad about wearing my seatbelt.
#thepitt
I submitted a request to become a member at large with @nationalnurses.bsky.social Monday. Maybe they’re just really busy people but it seems word they’d not want my money. lol.
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I submitted a request to become a member at large with @nationalnurses.bsky.social Monday. Maybe they’re just really busy people but it seems word they’d not want my money. lol.
Still think we need to invent a pure wick for roadtrips.
Purewick device integrated into a pull-up brief.
Purewick device integrated into a pull-up brief.
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Still think we need to invent a pure wick for roadtrips.
Purewick device integrated into a pull-up brief.
Purewick device integrated into a pull-up brief.
Reposted by Neuro Tran 🤷🏻♀️
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi I’m a beta blocker overdose secondary to nursing school.
Hi I’m a beta blocker overdose secondary to nursing school.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi, I'm toothpaste.
Hi, I'm toothpaste.
January 6, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.
Hi I’m a beta blocker overdose secondary to nursing school.
Hi I’m a beta blocker overdose secondary to nursing school.
Reposted by Neuro Tran 🤷🏻♀️
you do not need a gallbladder to live más
January 6, 2026 at 1:08 AM
you do not need a gallbladder to live más
Why are there so many dead canaries in this mine?
Seems like a weird coincidence.
Seems like a weird coincidence.
January 6, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Why are there so many dead canaries in this mine?
Seems like a weird coincidence.
Seems like a weird coincidence.
If I never have to wake a parent up to tell them their child is going into asystole ever again, that’d be ok.
December 29, 2025 at 9:28 AM
If I never have to wake a parent up to tell them their child is going into asystole ever again, that’d be ok.