Neuro Tran 🤷🏻♀️
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big heart hidden behind big boobs.
big heart hidden behind big boobs.
I’m a stroke nurse, of course my patient is getting trached and pegged.
November 17, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I’m a stroke nurse, of course my patient is getting trached and pegged.
Watching Landman and they have Jon Hamm intubated with an 8.0 ETT and I’m like hell yeah… an appropriate tube!
November 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Watching Landman and they have Jon Hamm intubated with an 8.0 ETT and I’m like hell yeah… an appropriate tube!
I’ve been single long enough that I’m reconsidering my position on being some couple’s unicorn.
Maybe I do want that kind of attention?
Maybe I do want that kind of attention?
November 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I’ve been single long enough that I’m reconsidering my position on being some couple’s unicorn.
Maybe I do want that kind of attention?
Maybe I do want that kind of attention?
Sometimes you cry over someone you never even met in person but you miss.
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Sometimes you cry over someone you never even met in person but you miss.
Unpopular opinion but I’d rather have a colonoscopy than get my tooth crowned.
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Unpopular opinion but I’d rather have a colonoscopy than get my tooth crowned.
Is there a drug that wastes more of nursing’s time than Tylenol?
November 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Is there a drug that wastes more of nursing’s time than Tylenol?
I’m back on psych meds for the first time in 5 or 6 years. But it’s just rexulti by itself.
After I started it, I managed to finally see the results of my GeneSight test from 2018 and per that report… most of what I’ve tried should have worked.
After I started it, I managed to finally see the results of my GeneSight test from 2018 and per that report… most of what I’ve tried should have worked.
November 11, 2025 at 9:49 AM
I’m back on psych meds for the first time in 5 or 6 years. But it’s just rexulti by itself.
After I started it, I managed to finally see the results of my GeneSight test from 2018 and per that report… most of what I’ve tried should have worked.
After I started it, I managed to finally see the results of my GeneSight test from 2018 and per that report… most of what I’ve tried should have worked.
lol I didn’t expect to open this app and immediately see my ex retweeted but here we are.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
lol I didn’t expect to open this app and immediately see my ex retweeted but here we are.
I can say that I’ve probably not listened to “Me So Horny” by 2 Live Crew in more than a decade… and I still know every word.
But don’t ask me about cranial nerves.
But don’t ask me about cranial nerves.
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I can say that I’ve probably not listened to “Me So Horny” by 2 Live Crew in more than a decade… and I still know every word.
But don’t ask me about cranial nerves.
But don’t ask me about cranial nerves.
I was really confused about what I was seeing on my patient’s chest X-ray and then I realized it was her bra hooks.
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I was really confused about what I was seeing on my patient’s chest X-ray and then I realized it was her bra hooks.
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🙏🇺🇸 UPS cargo plane crash near Louisville, Kentucky airport.
November 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
🙏🇺🇸 UPS cargo plane crash near Louisville, Kentucky airport.
Oh press ganey sent me a survey and I went on a diatribe.
November 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Oh press ganey sent me a survey and I went on a diatribe.
From the other day… I asked them to not put an IV in my hand. But she whined so I said do whatever you need to do.
Me: a 20? In my hand? That vein is too small.
RN: you told me I coud use your hand.
Me: because I thought you were going to use that 22…and I didn’t think you were going to miss!
RN: 😡
Me: a 20? In my hand? That vein is too small.
RN: you told me I coud use your hand.
Me: because I thought you were going to use that 22…and I didn’t think you were going to miss!
RN: 😡
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
From the other day… I asked them to not put an IV in my hand. But she whined so I said do whatever you need to do.
Me: a 20? In my hand? That vein is too small.
RN: you told me I coud use your hand.
Me: because I thought you were going to use that 22…and I didn’t think you were going to miss!
RN: 😡
Me: a 20? In my hand? That vein is too small.
RN: you told me I coud use your hand.
Me: because I thought you were going to use that 22…and I didn’t think you were going to miss!
RN: 😡
Tired of working short staffed all the time. It’s exhausting to not have a PCA.
November 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Tired of working short staffed all the time. It’s exhausting to not have a PCA.
I just saw the lottery is up to 800 million and I started to think about what I’d do with that kind of money and I’d pay off my favorite residents’ student loans.
November 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I just saw the lottery is up to 800 million and I started to think about what I’d do with that kind of money and I’d pay off my favorite residents’ student loans.
I’ve said it before but it bears repeating… when the radiologist uses cm instead of mm for your patient’s head CT… that’s bad.
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 AM
I’ve said it before but it bears repeating… when the radiologist uses cm instead of mm for your patient’s head CT… that’s bad.
I gotta get on some sort of mood stabilizer. I keep finding myself in situations where I’m not exactly wrong but my mouth concedes the high ground.
And frankly, I’m tired of caring if no one else gives a fuck.
Even when I never raise my voice, I feel like I’m the asshole.
And frankly, I’m tired of caring if no one else gives a fuck.
Even when I never raise my voice, I feel like I’m the asshole.
October 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I gotta get on some sort of mood stabilizer. I keep finding myself in situations where I’m not exactly wrong but my mouth concedes the high ground.
And frankly, I’m tired of caring if no one else gives a fuck.
Even when I never raise my voice, I feel like I’m the asshole.
And frankly, I’m tired of caring if no one else gives a fuck.
Even when I never raise my voice, I feel like I’m the asshole.
Man fuck some robinul.
My shit so dry it feels like I got extubated.
My shit so dry it feels like I got extubated.
October 30, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Man fuck some robinul.
My shit so dry it feels like I got extubated.
My shit so dry it feels like I got extubated.
RN: when was your last menstrual cycle.
Me: Never.
RN: you’ve never had a period?
Me: I’m trans.
RN: do you still have all your parts?
Me: as in?
RN: like your ovaries, cervix…
Me: I’m transgender. I never had those.
RN: …
Me: …
Me: but I also don’t have testicles if that’s on your mind.
Me: Never.
RN: you’ve never had a period?
Me: I’m trans.
RN: do you still have all your parts?
Me: as in?
RN: like your ovaries, cervix…
Me: I’m transgender. I never had those.
RN: …
Me: …
Me: but I also don’t have testicles if that’s on your mind.
October 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
RN: when was your last menstrual cycle.
Me: Never.
RN: you’ve never had a period?
Me: I’m trans.
RN: do you still have all your parts?
Me: as in?
RN: like your ovaries, cervix…
Me: I’m transgender. I never had those.
RN: …
Me: …
Me: but I also don’t have testicles if that’s on your mind.
Me: Never.
RN: you’ve never had a period?
Me: I’m trans.
RN: do you still have all your parts?
Me: as in?
RN: like your ovaries, cervix…
Me: I’m transgender. I never had those.
RN: …
Me: …
Me: but I also don’t have testicles if that’s on your mind.
The last time I had to do bowel prep, I got laid that night and got a vagina in the morning.
This round is bullshit.
This round is bullshit.
October 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
The last time I had to do bowel prep, I got laid that night and got a vagina in the morning.
This round is bullshit.
This round is bullshit.
Then: those energy drinks are so bad for you, just so you know…
Me: really? you wanna see an unregistered firearm?
Me: really? you wanna see an unregistered firearm?
October 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Then: those energy drinks are so bad for you, just so you know…
Me: really? you wanna see an unregistered firearm?
Me: really? you wanna see an unregistered firearm?
I lathered my own bottom up in pink cream just like I do my patients. Bowel prep is no joke.
Also you really don’t consider how much of your mental health hinges on food until you can’t have any.
I’m struggling y’all. This bad.
Also you really don’t consider how much of your mental health hinges on food until you can’t have any.
I’m struggling y’all. This bad.
October 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I lathered my own bottom up in pink cream just like I do my patients. Bowel prep is no joke.
Also you really don’t consider how much of your mental health hinges on food until you can’t have any.
I’m struggling y’all. This bad.
Also you really don’t consider how much of your mental health hinges on food until you can’t have any.
I’m struggling y’all. This bad.
Haven’t even opened the bowel prep box for tomorrow’s colonoscopy and already shitting my brains out. I’m gonna nail this.
October 29, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Haven’t even opened the bowel prep box for tomorrow’s colonoscopy and already shitting my brains out. I’m gonna nail this.
Kinda just want a Mexican woman to boss me around and maybe yell at me a little in Spanish.
October 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Kinda just want a Mexican woman to boss me around and maybe yell at me a little in Spanish.
Just realized that my colonoscopy is next week. At least I hadn’t started the bowel prep.
October 22, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Just realized that my colonoscopy is next week. At least I hadn’t started the bowel prep.