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🩺 bad opinions | she/her | nurse 🩺
big heart hidden behind big boobs.
Over the last few years I’ve tried really hard to stop being a hater just to be, idk, edgy… or to dunk on people for a couple of likes.

Unless it’s CVICU nurses. Then the gloves can come off.

Otherwise, let people enjoy things. Shit is so bad, let people have the small joy of posting wrapped.
I see it’s that day again
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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We would like to remind our customers that Bluesky is not zero-rated on any of our plans. Feel free to continue to enjoy Bluesky, but you will be billed.
November 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
New @shady.tel expansion spotted in West Virginia.
December 3, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I never understood the whole, “new phone who dis?” thing.

I haven’t deleted a phone number from my address book since my first android smart phone in 2009.
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The bartender at this restaurant is a trans woman who sounds exactly like my ex-fiancé.
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Working in healthcare means you know that there’s a competition between the guys in transport and the guys who work in supply chain to see who can wear the most cologne.
flying is such a great way to learn about what new colognes men are upending over their heads these days
November 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I either need to get out of bed or go to sleep. And I don’t seem to be able to do either.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I, like an onion, have layers…
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Just watched a video with her. I’ll just say it. She looks…different. But sounds the same. And there’s a part of me that misses her.
lol I didn’t expect to open this app and immediately see my ex retweeted but here we are.
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
This medikeeper health questionaire seems kinda cisnormative. Wants my sex at birth and then despite putting female as my gender identity, it doesn’t ask anything about breast cancer screening.

When I change my sex at birth to female, it starts asking sexual questions that it didn’t ask before.
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The MAR comment for Klonopin says, "If crushed, use plastic bag, 2 pair gloves, gown, and mask."

Is any nurse actually doing this? Seems excessive.
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This is so weird.
November 21, 2025 at 6:11 AM
What are chances that rexulti is making me… uhh hypersexual?
November 21, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My panties kept falling down while I was shopping that I had to buy new ones…

it was that bad.
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Everyone on tinder is either obsessed with Harry Potter or Pot. Or both.

I can deal with either in measures but calm down.
November 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Not my strongest work. But I challenge naysayers to attach tubing place a dressing one handed and get back to me.
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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*First day as a drug dealer*: “if you were happy with your experience, it would be so great if you could leave a Google review”
*First day as a drug dealer*: "is Pepsi ok?
November 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
So I’m hopeful to get a call back today from a scheduler for the random gynecologist I found on google that purports to have an interest in gender affirming care.

Cue the “welcome to jackass” music.
Speaking of trans health issues. Following most any penetrative sexual activity, I have vaginal bleeding. Despite lots of lube.

I’m a decade post-op but I’m wondering if it’s granulation tissue. Or if things are just that fragile.

It doesn’t seem to cause any issues but it is a bit bothersome.
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today's Visit
You were seen on Tuesday November 18, 2025. The following issue was addressed: Male-to-female transgender person.

(I had a mammogram.)
November 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
PNC is funny because I’ve been banking with them for decades and haven’t had a late payment with them ever, and I think I last bounced a check in the mid 00’s… they continually solicit me for credit cards and I’ve been approved exactly zero times.
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I replied to my endo and said, “someone should tell (the radiologist) that transgender is an adjective and not a noun.”

Norton continues to do stellar work.
November 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Speaking of trans health issues. Following most any penetrative sexual activity, I have vaginal bleeding. Despite lots of lube.

I’m a decade post-op but I’m wondering if it’s granulation tissue. Or if things are just that fragile.

It doesn’t seem to cause any issues but it is a bit bothersome.
November 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I’m a transgender.
November 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I’m getting a mammogram and the questionnaire definitely never considered a trans person would ever get one.

Now my medical record is gonna show I had a bilateral oophorectomy because there was no way to complete it. Either I’m menstruating or I have to have a reason why.
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM