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Toytowner
@toytowner.bsky.social
aka Ⓜ️©️Noddy

Masqueraded as Mr Plod for 30 years...

📍Siorrachd Obar Dheathain 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
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I don't do much these days for a variety of reasons, but I do look after folk's dugs. I handed Bentley the #jackrussell 🐶 back last night, and now I have Alfie the #spaniel 🐕 for a week whilst the SiL goes off to sunny 🇪🇸.

Alf's not taken long to get reacquainted with my couch!

#Dogs
Night cap...
August 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Today I am mostly drinking...
August 14, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Today I am mostly drinking...
August 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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'Lifting sanctions on Putin for Trump meeting is a massive victory for Moscow', writes Sky's Ivor Bennett trib.al/ATUANZx
Lifting sanctions on Putin for Trump meeting is a massive victory for Moscow
To allow his visit to happen, the US Treasury Department will presumably have to lift sanctions on Vladimir Putin, as it did when his investment envoy Kirill Dmitriev flew to Washington in April.
trib.al
August 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Just spotted off Aberdeen Beach...
#Rowers
August 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
The #bawbagbromance denouement is box office...

🇺🇸🍿
June 5, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Starmer's Brexit addiction really is getting ridiculous now.
Starmer slaps down Reeves for claiming UK-EU trade more important than US deal ahead of Washington talks.

Starmer is yet another politician whose thinking has been corrupted by Brexit.

Let's give Starmer a push. Vote LibDem and Green in the local elections.
www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Starmer slaps down Reeves for claiming UK-EU trade more important than US deal
Chancellor made comments ahead of her crucial meeting with US counterpart Scott Bessent on Friday
www.independent.co.uk
April 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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UK chancellor says EU trade relations 'arguably' more important than US - Arguably? It’s a simple fact!
www.euronews.com/business/202...
UK chancellor: EU trade relations 'arguably' more important than US
A day after the meeting between the President of the European Commission, Ursula von der Leyen, and UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer, the UK finance minister said that trade relations with the EU may ta...
www.euronews.com
April 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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Yesterday Mark Carney was told, “Mr Carney, there’s a genocide in Palestine”.

“I’m aware,” Carney told the protester, “That’s why we have an arms embargo.”

This has really, really upset Benjamin Netanyahu, so don't RT unless you hate him.
April 12, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Hmmm, is it the last because the Govt let Tata close the furnaces in Port Talbot? Yes. Yes, it is. English exceptionalism?
April 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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There’ll be no standing order 13 at westmunster for Grangemouth.
April 12, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Kick in the wrinkled retainers for all us fekn plebs with Andrew Mitchell getting his Knighthood...

#PlebGate
April 11, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Isn't it odd that Anas Sarwar said that since Grangemouth was owned by a private company there was nothing the Labour govt could do to save the jobs of the workers, but the Labour govt is planning to finance the privately owned Scunthorpe steel plant in order to keep it open & save the jobs.
April 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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🚨NEW: Major development.

German newspaper Der Spiegel has found phone numbers and passwords for Hegseth, Waltz & Gabbard in stolen data freely published on the internet.

‼️It includes details of Signal accounts.

“It is conceivable that foreign agents were privy to the Signal chat group.”
March 26, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Rachel Reeves is right that the world has changed - so why won’t she change her strategy to reflect it? Rigid adherence to arbitrary fiscal rules & refusing wealth taxes is a political choice that’s causing huge pain & harm, as well as laying out the welcome mat for the populists at Reform UK
March 26, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Today I am mostly drinking...

#CraftBeer 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
March 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Sent FROM the National Security Agency and promptly ignored by its own National Security Advisor, the Director of National Intelligence, its Defence Secretary, Special Envoy to the Middle East…and Russias negotiator, Attorney General and Chief of Staff to name but a few.
🚨 CBS News has received an internal NSA bulletin from Feb 2025 warning staff NOT to use Signal app for sensitive info, citing vulnerabilities to Russian hackers. These docs were sent pre-Houthi chat scandal with Jeffrey Goldberg.
NSA warned of vulnerabilities in Signal app a month before Houthi strike chat
The National Security Agency sent a bulletin in February warning of Russian hackers trying to access encrypted conversations on Signal.
www.cbsnews.com
March 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Not that I have any plans on visiting, but if I do my burner phone will need a burner phone...

#PariahUSA
March 22, 2025 at 2:13 PM
"Completely in the clear."

Matter closed for ex FM and @snp.org Treasurer.
Eventually.

#OpBranchform
March 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Shona Lá Fhéile Pádraig.
🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀

#stpatricksday2025
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March 17, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Dear Europeans,

Can we all agree during this phase of Amerikkkan 🇺🇸 #idiocracy to spell words in proper English (UK).

Hopefully, it will piss MAGA off.

It's the small things...
March 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
'Interesting' development...
BREAKING: Hundreds of Jews and allies have taken over Trump Tower chanting “We want justice, you say how. Bring Mahmoud home now!” and “Fight Nazis, not students.”

The civil disobedience is spawned by the ICE arrest of Palestinian student Mahmoud Khalil.
March 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Labour poodle MP for Rutherglen Michael Shanks is not the sharpest tool in the box is he?

Time & time again per head of capita when you divide Scotland's population into England's our NHS beats all targets that the English NHS attempts to meet. And yet every week they constantly run it down.
March 13, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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If there needs to be further evidence of how the political parties in our system have long given up on democracy and representation of their citizens, and solely exist to rip us off, here it is.
March 13, 2025 at 5:48 PM