where my catholics at?
church
church
January 28, 2026 at 6:18 PM
where my catholics at?
church
church
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Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
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who else happy to repay student loans in a few months it is not me I am unhappy about that!!
January 26, 2026 at 7:10 PM
who else happy to repay student loans in a few months it is not me I am unhappy about that!!
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me, absolutely not misremembering anything: i could be misremembering that
January 26, 2026 at 3:30 PM
me, absolutely not misremembering anything: i could be misremembering that
no I do NOT want to write this email, I do NOT want to make my opinion known
January 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
no I do NOT want to write this email, I do NOT want to make my opinion known
today in the snow behind a sidewalk clearing machine at the park was a guy yelling all aboard choochoo. so we followed
him, train carts also
him, train carts also
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
today in the snow behind a sidewalk clearing machine at the park was a guy yelling all aboard choochoo. so we followed
him, train carts also
him, train carts also
fyi the reason cold makes sore muscles worse is because there is a little gummy ice pack in every one of your muscles and cold makes them like cracked glow sticks but worse
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
fyi the reason cold makes sore muscles worse is because there is a little gummy ice pack in every one of your muscles and cold makes them like cracked glow sticks but worse
everyone is On Line
January 23, 2026 at 11:49 PM
everyone is On Line
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 23,1954
January 23,1954
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
January 23,1954
January 23,1954
tv is simply ridiculous, mistaken, et cetera
January 22, 2026 at 11:52 PM
tv is simply ridiculous, mistaken, et cetera
i’m so bad at being sick. i always think i’m faking it
January 22, 2026 at 7:12 PM
i’m so bad at being sick. i always think i’m faking it
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It's basically no big deal to go on an adventure
January 18, 2026 at 9:23 PM
It's basically no big deal to go on an adventure
A long time ago At the limits of the Milky Way The Yakult Swallows acheive victory…
konger.online
January 8, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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I walk home after a long night to see rats in the trash outside. "Looks like Zohran can't fix everything", I sneer. But wait, what's this? Through a brand new citywide initiative, the rats are being paid to sort and bag my recycling??
Zohran just went out and fixed the Williamsburg Bridge bike entrance. Just did it. No faffing, no nonsense. Bam. Fixed.
January 6, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I walk home after a long night to see rats in the trash outside. "Looks like Zohran can't fix everything", I sneer. But wait, what's this? Through a brand new citywide initiative, the rats are being paid to sort and bag my recycling??
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i've said it before and i'll say it again:
a bunch of incoherent bullshit
a bunch of incoherent bullshit
January 6, 2026 at 4:36 PM
i've said it before and i'll say it again:
a bunch of incoherent bullshit
a bunch of incoherent bullshit
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this is how bilbo is described in the books
January 1, 2026 at 12:02 PM
this is how bilbo is described in the books
god i love writing fiction
December 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
god i love writing fiction
Christmas? on the moon?
December 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Christmas? on the moon?
yesterday I cut my thumb with an onion slicer and now there's a tarty scent to all my blood
December 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
yesterday I cut my thumb with an onion slicer and now there's a tarty scent to all my blood
TODAYS UNREAL BEAST
when troubled, it wraps itself in leaves like clothes, attempts to manipulate wind. it is never successful
when troubled, it wraps itself in leaves like clothes, attempts to manipulate wind. it is never successful
December 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
TODAYS UNREAL BEAST
when troubled, it wraps itself in leaves like clothes, attempts to manipulate wind. it is never successful
when troubled, it wraps itself in leaves like clothes, attempts to manipulate wind. it is never successful
congratulations to Dagwood for entering public domain
December 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
congratulations to Dagwood for entering public domain
TODAYS UNREAL BEAST
can an island breathe? when penitent, this creature remains half submerged for eons, long enough the moss on its back decays to soil, blooms into plants, grows thick with insects, later birds
can an island breathe? when penitent, this creature remains half submerged for eons, long enough the moss on its back decays to soil, blooms into plants, grows thick with insects, later birds
December 17, 2025 at 3:58 PM
TODAYS UNREAL BEAST
can an island breathe? when penitent, this creature remains half submerged for eons, long enough the moss on its back decays to soil, blooms into plants, grows thick with insects, later birds
can an island breathe? when penitent, this creature remains half submerged for eons, long enough the moss on its back decays to soil, blooms into plants, grows thick with insects, later birds