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sean couturier being told he is yet again on a line with matvei michkov
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 PM
sean couturier being told he is yet again on a line with matvei michkov
I can't ingest the news in any way today because I am so furious at senate democrats. Nobody hates positive momentum more than the democratic party establishment. Who needs MAGA when the dems are always voluntarily willing to sacrifice any good will they ever have with the American people??
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I can't ingest the news in any way today because I am so furious at senate democrats. Nobody hates positive momentum more than the democratic party establishment. Who needs MAGA when the dems are always voluntarily willing to sacrifice any good will they ever have with the American people??
"john fetterman says he should have dropped out of senate race" it's been a while since this fuck said anything I agree with but, you know. broken clocks and such, you get it.
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"john fetterman says he should have dropped out of senate race" it's been a while since this fuck said anything I agree with but, you know. broken clocks and such, you get it.
feels like a good time for another of my semi-regular "sorry for voting for john fetterman" posts. my bad, all. and for what?? mccormick is a senator now anyway. I basically now have two loser republican senators and the US is worse for it. this is ass.
November 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
feels like a good time for another of my semi-regular "sorry for voting for john fetterman" posts. my bad, all. and for what?? mccormick is a senator now anyway. I basically now have two loser republican senators and the US is worse for it. this is ass.
i hate hate H A T E the old guard of the democratic party. i am only a registered democrat bc my state has closed primaries and it's slightly less embarrassing than being a republican. but I want them to know i hate them and do not trust them and I think they are evil
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 AM
i hate hate H A T E the old guard of the democratic party. i am only a registered democrat bc my state has closed primaries and it's slightly less embarrassing than being a republican. but I want them to know i hate them and do not trust them and I think they are evil
chuck schumer doesn't give a fuck about the american people. he's just as bad as the other side if he folds now. if he stays strong? he's still only marginally better than they are, but hey, that's something.
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
chuck schumer doesn't give a fuck about the american people. he's just as bad as the other side if he folds now. if he stays strong? he's still only marginally better than they are, but hey, that's something.
well, if he is wrong about anything regarding human rights then it's probably because he grew up and was educated in the united states
If your government thinks the Pope “doesn’t know what he’s talking about” when he defends migrants’ dignity, the world should see the warning sign. The US is no longer leading on human rights. It’s suppressing them.
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
well, if he is wrong about anything regarding human rights then it's probably because he grew up and was educated in the united states
there are a lot of things about me that i think one could say are very "pennsylvania" but tied for 1st place has to be that i pronounce "water" as "wooder" most of the time, and that i get text/email updates from the soft pretzel store(s)
October 13, 2025 at 2:54 PM
there are a lot of things about me that i think one could say are very "pennsylvania" but tied for 1st place has to be that i pronounce "water" as "wooder" most of the time, and that i get text/email updates from the soft pretzel store(s)
if you post greys anatomy spoilers today i am going to write to shonda and get you a guest spot as a patient who comes in for a face transplant (ugly) and dies when the hospital inevitably blows up again
October 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
if you post greys anatomy spoilers today i am going to write to shonda and get you a guest spot as a patient who comes in for a face transplant (ugly) and dies when the hospital inevitably blows up again
tonight i finished watching the flyers lose, turned the channel just in time to see the phillies lose, then went to eagles halftime to find out they're down. but don't worry! I also rolled the full-to-the-brim trash can over my foot right before all that!
October 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
tonight i finished watching the flyers lose, turned the channel just in time to see the phillies lose, then went to eagles halftime to find out they're down. but don't worry! I also rolled the full-to-the-brim trash can over my foot right before all that!
flyers doing their standard "okay, not looking too bad!" first period followed by their "god, let's just get through it" second period. but HEYYYY, noah cates!
October 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
flyers doing their standard "okay, not looking too bad!" first period followed by their "god, let's just get through it" second period. but HEYYYY, noah cates!
matvei michkov taking a penalty less than 20 seconds after puck drop tonight is so cute. lil scamp was just too excited to get out there!
October 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
matvei michkov taking a penalty less than 20 seconds after puck drop tonight is so cute. lil scamp was just too excited to get out there!
imagine being a philly sports hater and you had a bad day and you turn on your tv tonight to relax...sucks to SUCK, BABYYYYYYY #letsgoflyers #gobirds #redoctober #flyers #eagles #phillies
October 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
imagine being a philly sports hater and you had a bad day and you turn on your tv tonight to relax...sucks to SUCK, BABYYYYYYY #letsgoflyers #gobirds #redoctober #flyers #eagles #phillies
my condolences to john fetterman on the potential pause of the israeli genocide on palestinians. now he's gotta find something else about which to be a heinous monster 🫤
October 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
my condolences to john fetterman on the potential pause of the israeli genocide on palestinians. now he's gotta find something else about which to be a heinous monster 🫤
been voting since 2008 and i have almost never regretted a vote (i am not a republican, so there's not usually much to regret) but dang if john fetterman doesn't continuously find a way to make me regret my vote for him. sometimes he's so bad he makes me yearn for the days before women's suffrage.
October 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
been voting since 2008 and i have almost never regretted a vote (i am not a republican, so there's not usually much to regret) but dang if john fetterman doesn't continuously find a way to make me regret my vote for him. sometimes he's so bad he makes me yearn for the days before women's suffrage.
it's so fucking crazy that we're not supposed to say that stephen miIler does this shit because he's so ugly. that's the case for a lot of these stupid fucks, but him especially.
October 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
it's so fucking crazy that we're not supposed to say that stephen miIler does this shit because he's so ugly. that's the case for a lot of these stupid fucks, but him especially.
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imagine being a member of Seal Team 6 and having some alcoholic Fox News host make you sit in a theater while he calls you a fat pussy.
September 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
imagine being a member of Seal Team 6 and having some alcoholic Fox News host make you sit in a theater while he calls you a fat pussy.
giving my kids triple desserts every night for the next 10-15 years so the US military won't want to draft them
October 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
giving my kids triple desserts every night for the next 10-15 years so the US military won't want to draft them
i will avenge you, cooper dejean
September 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
i will avenge you, cooper dejean
if we get raptured tomorrow does that mean i no longer have to hear about this "belly" woman and the brothers she is oscillating between??? i cannot bring myself to learn more about this situation, but i somehow can't escape it
September 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
if we get raptured tomorrow does that mean i no longer have to hear about this "belly" woman and the brothers she is oscillating between??? i cannot bring myself to learn more about this situation, but i somehow can't escape it
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
NOAH WYLIEEEEEEEEE
September 15, 2025 at 3:01 AM
NOAH WYLIEEEEEEEEE
i live in PA and i want josh shapiro to know that if I had a flagpole at my house i would be actively working to make it taller so that i could raise the flag even higher than full mast. half-mast for a nazi? be fucking for real.
September 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i live in PA and i want josh shapiro to know that if I had a flagpole at my house i would be actively working to make it taller so that i could raise the flag even higher than full mast. half-mast for a nazi? be fucking for real.
saw an account that's making timed posts about the 9/11 attacks, as if they're happening now, & they put a disclaimer at the end of each, clarifying these aren't current events...my friends, if you need, in 2025, clarification that the twin towers are not currently under attack, idk how to help you
September 11, 2025 at 1:40 PM
saw an account that's making timed posts about the 9/11 attacks, as if they're happening now, & they put a disclaimer at the end of each, clarifying these aren't current events...my friends, if you need, in 2025, clarification that the twin towers are not currently under attack, idk how to help you