Michael Burns
@michaelburns.bsky.social
person that makes philosophic and comedic content, deadhead, lake guy.
https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelOBurns
https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelOBurns
Every day I think about the fact that a nine hour Prince documentary exists and we’ll never get to see it.
January 8, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Every day I think about the fact that a nine hour Prince documentary exists and we’ll never get to see it.
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i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all
January 8, 2026 at 1:41 AM
i think it is ok to reiterate that the victim as a us citizen. yes, noncitizens are equally entitled to human rights. but also, it's important to illustrate how ice isn't about immigration at all
fyi no stream today.
i am in the woods.
back next week.
can't wait.
i am in the woods.
back next week.
can't wait.
January 7, 2026 at 8:22 PM
fyi no stream today.
i am in the woods.
back next week.
can't wait.
i am in the woods.
back next week.
can't wait.
oh vacation, trying to have boundaries, etc
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BUT COMING IN HOT NEXT WEEK
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BUT COMING IN HOT NEXT WEEK
January 7, 2026 at 8:12 PM
oh vacation, trying to have boundaries, etc
: (
BUT COMING IN HOT NEXT WEEK
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BUT COMING IN HOT NEXT WEEK
i dunno maybe ICE agents are the biggest fascist pussies on the entire planet??? and they mask their cowardice and incompetence behind force and senseless violence??? and none of this is about immigration but about paying idiots too dumb to be cops to wear masks and point guns??? i dunno.
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
i dunno maybe ICE agents are the biggest fascist pussies on the entire planet??? and they mask their cowardice and incompetence behind force and senseless violence??? and none of this is about immigration but about paying idiots too dumb to be cops to wear masks and point guns??? i dunno.
That’s the best feeling. Recently I got a shirt that I had no recollection of ordering.
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
That’s the best feeling. Recently I got a shirt that I had no recollection of ordering.
I’ve had 3 beers and just ordered a hat I don’t need.
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
I’ve had 3 beers and just ordered a hat I don’t need.
It sucks that Jesus never got to experience drinking 3 beers and then online shopping for things he didn’t need.
January 6, 2026 at 3:24 AM
It sucks that Jesus never got to experience drinking 3 beers and then online shopping for things he didn’t need.
If you have student loan debt you gotta spend your money on guitars because the government can’t garnish a guitar from you.
This is professional financial advice.
This is professional financial advice.
January 5, 2026 at 3:20 AM
If you have student loan debt you gotta spend your money on guitars because the government can’t garnish a guitar from you.
This is professional financial advice.
This is professional financial advice.
pavement x mj lenderman co-headlining tour would be a cool thing that could make life worth living for a bit longer.
January 4, 2026 at 11:04 PM
pavement x mj lenderman co-headlining tour would be a cool thing that could make life worth living for a bit longer.
does anyone know (or have experience with) setting up an internship program that enables participants to get college credit and stuff?
January 4, 2026 at 6:06 PM
does anyone know (or have experience with) setting up an internship program that enables participants to get college credit and stuff?
Capitalism's New Playbook EXPOSED
YouTube video by Michael Burns
youtu.be
January 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
do they still make kids do the pledge and the national anthem at school?
January 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
do they still make kids do the pledge and the national anthem at school?
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January 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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Can some country do what we did to Maduro to Trump?
Denmark, you trying to fuck around?
Ireland, wanna do something weird?
Peru, wanna invade Palm Beach?
Denmark, you trying to fuck around?
Ireland, wanna do something weird?
Peru, wanna invade Palm Beach?
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Can some country do what we did to Maduro to Trump?
Denmark, you trying to fuck around?
Ireland, wanna do something weird?
Peru, wanna invade Palm Beach?
Denmark, you trying to fuck around?
Ireland, wanna do something weird?
Peru, wanna invade Palm Beach?
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"In the florescent death of the American empire, we are concerned about how it reflects on our brand to be associated with a channel that acknowledges material conditions and advocates for the emancipation of the human soul."
January 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
"In the florescent death of the American empire, we are concerned about how it reflects on our brand to be associated with a channel that acknowledges material conditions and advocates for the emancipation of the human soul."
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Lost a pretty big sponsor deal today over “brand safety concerns” so great day to join my Patreon if you want to support what we’re doing.
You can jump in for as little as $2 a month.
www.patreon.com/MichaelBurns...
You can jump in for as little as $2 a month.
www.patreon.com/MichaelBurns...
Michael Burns | Patreon
using philosophy to make sense of a non-sense world
www.patreon.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Lost a pretty big sponsor deal today over “brand safety concerns” so great day to join my Patreon if you want to support what we’re doing.
You can jump in for as little as $2 a month.
www.patreon.com/MichaelBurns...
You can jump in for as little as $2 a month.
www.patreon.com/MichaelBurns...
Lost a pretty big sponsor deal today over “brand safety concerns” so great day to join my Patreon if you want to support what we’re doing.
You can jump in for as little as $2 a month.
www.patreon.com/MichaelBurns...
You can jump in for as little as $2 a month.
www.patreon.com/MichaelBurns...
Michael Burns | Patreon
using philosophy to make sense of a non-sense world
www.patreon.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Lost a pretty big sponsor deal today over “brand safety concerns” so great day to join my Patreon if you want to support what we’re doing.
You can jump in for as little as $2 a month.
www.patreon.com/MichaelBurns...
You can jump in for as little as $2 a month.
www.patreon.com/MichaelBurns...
thanks brother! it's all good and part of my ongoing adhd fueled struggle against time.
January 2, 2026 at 7:31 AM
thanks brother! it's all good and part of my ongoing adhd fueled struggle against time.
me? supposed to film video the night before I leave for my first vacation in a long time? instead having to figure out how to finish a script (with help) during a 7 hour drive? and then filming on a mobile setup when i get there? praying the wifi is strong enough to upload 4k footage?
can't be me.
can't be me.
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 AM
me? supposed to film video the night before I leave for my first vacation in a long time? instead having to figure out how to finish a script (with help) during a 7 hour drive? and then filming on a mobile setup when i get there? praying the wifi is strong enough to upload 4k footage?
can't be me.
can't be me.
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Computer is not a people.
we must, and i cannot overstate this enough
shoot computer
shoot computer
Grok can't apologize. Grok can, when prompted, generate a word sequence that is statistically similar to the colloquial phrases we think of as "apologies," but Grok cannot actually apologize because Grok isn't sentient. But we all have a lot of trouble with this because we assume sentience IS speech
January 2, 2026 at 6:36 AM
Computer is not a people.
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DEATH STRANDING 2 x HEATED RIVALRY NOW LIVE
NEW YEAR NEW FORMAT
DISCORD MEMBERS HOP IN THE THEATER NOW
twitch.tv/technopoverty
NEW YEAR NEW FORMAT
DISCORD MEMBERS HOP IN THE THEATER NOW
twitch.tv/technopoverty
TechnoPoverty - Twitch
An inter-dimensional stream bringing together books and video-games, every Monday and Thursday @ 7:30pm cst, Shin Megami Tuesdays @3pm cst.Older episodes on our YouTube channel.
twitch.tv
January 2, 2026 at 1:42 AM
DEATH STRANDING 2 x HEATED RIVALRY NOW LIVE
NEW YEAR NEW FORMAT
DISCORD MEMBERS HOP IN THE THEATER NOW
twitch.tv/technopoverty
NEW YEAR NEW FORMAT
DISCORD MEMBERS HOP IN THE THEATER NOW
twitch.tv/technopoverty
Check her website out but I wouldn’t be surprised if so
January 1, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Check her website out but I wouldn’t be surprised if so