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You think I don’t have that kind of money
November 2, 2025 at 11:34 PM
You think I don’t have that kind of money
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(Girl who identifies as "neurospicy" in online dating profile) I'm talking too much. Sorry I talk too much. If I talk to much just tell me to shut up
(Girl who identifies as "futa" in online dating profile) *gurgling noise as she parachutes ketamine*
(Girl who identifies as "futa" in online dating profile) *gurgling noise as she parachutes ketamine*
November 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
(Girl who identifies as "neurospicy" in online dating profile) I'm talking too much. Sorry I talk too much. If I talk to much just tell me to shut up
(Girl who identifies as "futa" in online dating profile) *gurgling noise as she parachutes ketamine*
(Girl who identifies as "futa" in online dating profile) *gurgling noise as she parachutes ketamine*
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We need a “gold star lesbian” equivalent for trans people who’ve never done t4t
November 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
We need a “gold star lesbian” equivalent for trans people who’ve never done t4t
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
are golden freddy and golden freddy head two separate characters?
October 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
are golden freddy and golden freddy head two separate characters?
DATE IDEA;
watching me eat 20-30 duplo and then we go to the hospital
watching me eat 20-30 duplo and then we go to the hospital
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
DATE IDEA;
watching me eat 20-30 duplo and then we go to the hospital
watching me eat 20-30 duplo and then we go to the hospital
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Here’s “One Piece” of advice… anime will turn you into a реdорhilе !
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Here’s “One Piece” of advice… anime will turn you into a реdорhilе !
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October 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
my biggest red flag is when i take out a bag of EARTHWORMS and start eating EARTHWORMS in other peoples home.
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
my biggest red flag is when i take out a bag of EARTHWORMS and start eating EARTHWORMS in other peoples home.
the main difference between trans and cis women is that trans are machined in a factory made from stainless steel with a chromium finish and cis are organisms made up from several combined mycological colonies occupying a host
October 17, 2025 at 9:27 AM
the main difference between trans and cis women is that trans are machined in a factory made from stainless steel with a chromium finish and cis are organisms made up from several combined mycological colonies occupying a host
i think honestly i will get srs before i buy a graphics card
October 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
i think honestly i will get srs before i buy a graphics card
romeo + juliet (1996) or 9/11 (2001)?
October 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
romeo + juliet (1996) or 9/11 (2001)?
was gonna post a blocktober but realised i really dont want to be connected to this account in a professional capacity
October 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
was gonna post a blocktober but realised i really dont want to be connected to this account in a professional capacity
undeafening on vc, out of breath, after being gone for 40 minutes:
"sorry about that lads. just had an absolute toe curler on the bog"
"sorry about that lads. just had an absolute toe curler on the bog"
September 30, 2025 at 10:45 PM
undeafening on vc, out of breath, after being gone for 40 minutes:
"sorry about that lads. just had an absolute toe curler on the bog"
"sorry about that lads. just had an absolute toe curler on the bog"
am i team israel or palestine? well if i was a betting man i would say israel has more guns so will probably win 😜🍉💥
September 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
am i team israel or palestine? well if i was a betting man i would say israel has more guns so will probably win 😜🍉💥
nobody asks for consent anymore, they just ask "W touchies or L touchies?" and expect u to know what tf theyre talking abt
September 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
nobody asks for consent anymore, they just ask "W touchies or L touchies?" and expect u to know what tf theyre talking abt
House MD be like: i need to cast a medicine on the cops so they stop looking for my sons body
September 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
House MD be like: i need to cast a medicine on the cops so they stop looking for my sons body
just remembered about LGBTQ :(
September 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
just remembered about LGBTQ :(
thinking about how much the water in the bowl dilutes the true colour of the piss
September 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
thinking about how much the water in the bowl dilutes the true colour of the piss
heart goes out to the boy-concubines of charlie kirk as they grieve in this moment of tragedy.
sending thoughts and prayers. 😔🙏
sending thoughts and prayers. 😔🙏
September 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
heart goes out to the boy-concubines of charlie kirk as they grieve in this moment of tragedy.
sending thoughts and prayers. 😔🙏
sending thoughts and prayers. 😔🙏
nothing ever happens
September 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
nothing ever happens
harry potter be like: need to put a spell on the cops to make them stop looking for my sons body
September 1, 2025 at 8:06 AM
harry potter be like: need to put a spell on the cops to make them stop looking for my sons body
EXCLUSIVE: How I Cured My Autism With The Power Of No-Fap And Meditation
September 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
EXCLUSIVE: How I Cured My Autism With The Power Of No-Fap And Meditation
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Nuh uh!
August 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Nuh uh!
if i was on the plane.. lets just say there would still be a pentagon
August 8, 2025 at 10:34 AM
if i was on the plane.. lets just say there would still be a pentagon