Tommy Okktane
@tommyokktane.bsky.social
One foot in the door; the other one in the gutter.
Replace the hamburger with bacon, get rid of the mozzarella, use sharp cheddar, and I can see the vision.
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Replace the hamburger with bacon, get rid of the mozzarella, use sharp cheddar, and I can see the vision.
Reposted by Tommy Okktane
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
thinking of her today
Said it before: one of the reasons why Jokic is so unstoppable is that he does shit you would only see middle-aged men try down at the local Y, not on an NBA court. When your entire life is spent playing and thinking at such a high level, you can’t stop goofy.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Said it before: one of the reasons why Jokic is so unstoppable is that he does shit you would only see middle-aged men try down at the local Y, not on an NBA court. When your entire life is spent playing and thinking at such a high level, you can’t stop goofy.
Not a significant needle-mover for the Sox, more interested in seeing how Dick Fitts in with the Cardinals’ plans.
Major league source confirms Jon Heyman’s report that the Red Sox are acquiring RHP Sonny Gray from the Cardinals. Return to StL isn’t yet known, as players are being notified of the deal.
November 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Not a significant needle-mover for the Sox, more interested in seeing how Dick Fitts in with the Cardinals’ plans.
Let’s not make a big deal out of this. It’s just a little Strong Bad email.
Lappier Than Thou - Sbemails 210 - robots
The Cheat goes undercover to infiltrate the robot characters that hardly ever show up.
homestarrunner.com
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Let’s not make a big deal out of this. It’s just a little Strong Bad email.
🎶She calls me Goliath
And I wear the David mask
I guess the stones are comin’
Too fast for her now🎶
And I wear the David mask
I guess the stones are comin’
Too fast for her now🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
🎶She calls me Goliath
And I wear the David mask
I guess the stones are comin’
Too fast for her now🎶
And I wear the David mask
I guess the stones are comin’
Too fast for her now🎶
My kid, who is quite possibly the laziest skater on the team, has somehow transformed into an absolute sniper. Third multi-goal game of the season.
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My kid, who is quite possibly the laziest skater on the team, has somehow transformed into an absolute sniper. Third multi-goal game of the season.
Inspiration for one of my greatest fantasy baseball team names ever.
Jack Cust
DH-LF-RF
Debut: 2001 - Retired: 2011
SDP - SEA - OAK - ARI - COL - BAL
DH-LF-RF
Debut: 2001 - Retired: 2011
SDP - SEA - OAK - ARI - COL - BAL
Jack Cust at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Jack Cust
baseball-reference.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Inspiration for one of my greatest fantasy baseball team names ever.
Syla “Liquid” Swords
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Syla “Liquid” Swords
Azzi Fudd is good.
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Azzi Fudd is good.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene spotted at Logan Airport
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene spotted at Logan Airport
Baseball Hall of Fame has a weird hang-up with not recognizing shooting-star types that dominated for a sustained period but didn’t hang around in mediocrity long enough to put up Big Round Numbers.
Here is a baseball take:
Fernando Valenzuela belongs in the Hall of Fame and the veterans committee should put him in. Amazing pitcher. Global phenomenon. Cool screwball. Kept going for decades even after his arm practically fell off. And you can't tell the story of the sport without him.
Fernando Valenzuela belongs in the Hall of Fame and the veterans committee should put him in. Amazing pitcher. Global phenomenon. Cool screwball. Kept going for decades even after his arm practically fell off. And you can't tell the story of the sport without him.
November 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Baseball Hall of Fame has a weird hang-up with not recognizing shooting-star types that dominated for a sustained period but didn’t hang around in mediocrity long enough to put up Big Round Numbers.
That’s not a Super Beef….THAT’S a Super Beef:
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
That’s not a Super Beef….THAT’S a Super Beef:
The more I think about this, the more insane it is that only three players have hit this mark. (Jacobs, LdT, Emmitt) Feels like there should be at least 10-20 other guys that hit this milestone with ease.
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The more I think about this, the more insane it is that only three players have hit this mark. (Jacobs, LdT, Emmitt) Feels like there should be at least 10-20 other guys that hit this milestone with ease.
Chucking knucks four seconds in; you love to see it.
November 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Chucking knucks four seconds in; you love to see it.
This is a body type that screams “shapeless kaftan”
This is peak @dieworkwear.bsky.social material
This is exactly what I thought the nepo baby who wrote the Olivia Nuzzi article looks like
November 15, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This is a body type that screams “shapeless kaftan”
People who like these Pats jerseys also think Aaron Judge deserved the MVP this season.
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
People who like these Pats jerseys also think Aaron Judge deserved the MVP this season.
The only people pretending Cal Raleigh wasn’t the most valuable player in Major League Baseball this season are either Yankees fans or people that don’t understand how catchers are historically undervalued in either WAR valuation.
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The only people pretending Cal Raleigh wasn’t the most valuable player in Major League Baseball this season are either Yankees fans or people that don’t understand how catchers are historically undervalued in either WAR valuation.
This might be the best one Pete’s ever done.
designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺
record: 7-4
record: 7-4
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This might be the best one Pete’s ever done.
The greatest tight end since Gronk looks like someone you’d see selling shots of Faygo and Fireball at the Gathering of the Juggalos
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The greatest tight end since Gronk looks like someone you’d see selling shots of Faygo and Fireball at the Gathering of the Juggalos
Edmund Fitzgerald is moving in the dark
All the November gales blowing down
Someone set the ship out in the rain
I don't think that I can traipse it
'Cause it’ll take too long to make it
And I'll never get to Whitefish Bay again….
All the November gales blowing down
Someone set the ship out in the rain
I don't think that I can traipse it
'Cause it’ll take too long to make it
And I'll never get to Whitefish Bay again….
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Edmund Fitzgerald is moving in the dark
All the November gales blowing down
Someone set the ship out in the rain
I don't think that I can traipse it
'Cause it’ll take too long to make it
And I'll never get to Whitefish Bay again….
All the November gales blowing down
Someone set the ship out in the rain
I don't think that I can traipse it
'Cause it’ll take too long to make it
And I'll never get to Whitefish Bay again….
Still not as egregious as Rafael Palmeiro’s 1999 Gold Glove.
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Still not as egregious as Rafael Palmeiro’s 1999 Gold Glove.
All things considered, this is probably the craziest goal I’ve ever seen.
Absolutely insane goal in insane conditions in the CPL final. Absurd.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
All things considered, this is probably the craziest goal I’ve ever seen.
JCO: In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the “most wealthy person in the world.”
Alastair, Joyce’s friend: Delightful witticism, Joyce.
Alastair, Joyce’s friend: Delightful witticism, Joyce.
November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
JCO: In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. The poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the “most wealthy person in the world.”
Alastair, Joyce’s friend: Delightful witticism, Joyce.
Alastair, Joyce’s friend: Delightful witticism, Joyce.