Tommy Okktane
@tommyokktane.bsky.social
One foot in the door; the other one in the gutter.
🎶She calls me Goliath
And I wear the David mask
I guess the stones are comin’
Too fast for her now🎶
And I wear the David mask
I guess the stones are comin’
Too fast for her now🎶
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
🎶She calls me Goliath
And I wear the David mask
I guess the stones are comin’
Too fast for her now🎶
And I wear the David mask
I guess the stones are comin’
Too fast for her now🎶
My kid, who is quite possibly the laziest skater on the team, has somehow transformed into an absolute sniper. Third multi-goal game of the season.
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My kid, who is quite possibly the laziest skater on the team, has somehow transformed into an absolute sniper. Third multi-goal game of the season.
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene spotted at Logan Airport
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene spotted at Logan Airport
Rare roast beef. There is a whole science to the sandwich:
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Rare roast beef. There is a whole science to the sandwich:
That’s not a Super Beef….THAT’S a Super Beef:
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
That’s not a Super Beef….THAT’S a Super Beef:
The more I think about this, the more insane it is that only three players have hit this mark. (Jacobs, LdT, Emmitt) Feels like there should be at least 10-20 other guys that hit this milestone with ease.
November 19, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The more I think about this, the more insane it is that only three players have hit this mark. (Jacobs, LdT, Emmitt) Feels like there should be at least 10-20 other guys that hit this milestone with ease.
Sixpoint Resin checking in.
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Sixpoint Resin checking in.
The greatest tight end since Gronk looks like someone you’d see selling shots of Faygo and Fireball at the Gathering of the Juggalos
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
The greatest tight end since Gronk looks like someone you’d see selling shots of Faygo and Fireball at the Gathering of the Juggalos
Market Basket really fumbled the bag by not bringing back the classic can design for their beer release
November 7, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Market Basket really fumbled the bag by not bringing back the classic can design for their beer release
Hey guys look what I found
October 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Hey guys look what I found
If you’re the kind of moron that lights off fireworks before 7am on a Sunday morning in October, all I can say is, good luck learning to wipe lefty, buddy.
October 26, 2025 at 9:01 PM
If you’re the kind of moron that lights off fireworks before 7am on a Sunday morning in October, all I can say is, good luck learning to wipe lefty, buddy.
It’s way too early/cold/dark for this (final games of the season edition)
October 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
It’s way too early/cold/dark for this (final games of the season edition)
The sauce is also a great addition to a Bloody Mary
October 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The sauce is also a great addition to a Bloody Mary
I like the idea of the Bruins having two Pasta goals in one game.
October 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I like the idea of the Bruins having two Pasta goals in one game.
This stuff is a game changer
October 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
This stuff is a game changer
Today we’re swapping early-morning soccer for early-morning hockey.
October 19, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Today we’re swapping early-morning soccer for early-morning hockey.
Basically a variation of this
October 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Basically a variation of this
Kudos to this guy being dealt a bad hand at life and turning it into a masterclass of Kaufmanesque trolling.
October 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Kudos to this guy being dealt a bad hand at life and turning it into a masterclass of Kaufmanesque trolling.
Not only secretly one of the best albums of the 90s, but maybe secretly one of the best albums of all time
October 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Not only secretly one of the best albums of the 90s, but maybe secretly one of the best albums of all time
Made the mistake of switching over to NESN during the Mariners commercial break and they got a classic game from the 1985 Hockey East Championship when Providence was rocking the sweet track suit Cooperalls
October 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Made the mistake of switching over to NESN during the Mariners commercial break and they got a classic game from the 1985 Hockey East Championship when Providence was rocking the sweet track suit Cooperalls
