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Tommy Housworth
@tommyhousworth.bsky.social
Writer.
Buddhist.
Meditation Instructor.
Desk Sergeant for the Karma Police.

Tommyhousworth.Substack.com
Conspicuously absent from the lineup of musical artists: anybody that anyone has ever heard of.
Country singers and parade celebrate Army – and (unofficially) Trump's birthday
A massive military parade on the streets of Washington will include country music singers, troops, tanks, weapons and aircraft.
www.usatoday.com
June 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Y'all...Jim Bakker NEEDS our money.
May 7, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spiderman
Our new town spins a surprising web of kindness
open.substack.com
April 24, 2025 at 11:55 AM
"The CEOs of three of the nation's biggest retailers — Walmart, Target and Home Depot — privately warned him that his tariff and trade policy could disrupt supply chains, raise prices and empty shelves."

What's scarier? That he's too dumb to know better, or too cruel to care?
April 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
It's my birthday and all I want is for fascism to take the kind of treacherous dive the stock market has this year.
April 23, 2025 at 10:58 AM
My Trump-loving cousins are having a FAFO moment due to their fierce love for and support of their autistic son. I feel compassion for them, but also hope this leads to a greater awakening about the man they voted into office.
April 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Our Neighbor's Tulips
Upon paying attention for a brief moment...
open.substack.com
April 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Reposted by Tommy Housworth
In the 90s, Toni Morrison found out that one of her books had been banned in a men’s prison because they were afraid it would incite a riot. And she was absolutely delighted. In an interview she smiled and said “how powerful is that?” I want to write books that incite riots and tear down prisons.
April 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“We’re all gonna be like 300 million little Fonzies…and what is Fonzie?”

“Cool?”

“Right…stay cool, Honeybunny.”
“I feel much better now.”
—nobody
April 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Reposted by Tommy Housworth
The same Republicans who blocked funding for Veterans Suicide Prevention, Health Benefits, Wounded Veterans Job Security, Veterans Retraining, Disabled Veterans Home Accessibility, and the Veterans Business Center are the same Republicans who found $113 MILLION for Trump's birthday parade.
a large group of soldiers are marching in formation
ALT: a large group of soldiers are marching in formation
media.tenor.com
April 8, 2025 at 3:49 PM
For my fellow Sad Dads. You know who you are...and @johnmoe.bsky.social does too.

What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You h
What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
The War on Drugs You make your own paella and take super long naps on Saturday. Like over two hours, consistently. You prefer the smallest possible...
www.mcsweeneys.net
April 8, 2025 at 11:00 AM
As your lifestyle allows, go out this week and buy coffee from a local coffee shop, buy a book from an indie bookstore, get some spring plants from the local nursery. Maintain your comfort zone, but these are days when our community businesses need us as much as we need them.
April 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Use Your Words
The Power of Language in Perilous Times
open.substack.com
April 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
There's no such thing as Schadenfreude when you believe in Interdependence.
April 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Buckle up today, kids. Breathe, touch earth, and walk away from the temptation to check the news/market too often. Our nervous systems deserve mindful protection.
April 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
It's a crude analogy, but I wouldn't make it if it weren't true. I now see no difference between people who 'get off' on watching torture porn and the MAGA leaders & supporters who are taking pleasure in the dismantling of institutions, systems, and individual lives.
April 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I need more than my fingers and toes to count the people I've lost to cancer. I'm on the other side of kidney cancer myself. So, yeah...I'm taking the research cuts personally. And you should too.
April 2, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Sending good thoughts to my CDC friends in Atlanta. Most of them left social media quite some time ago, warned that they may be putting their jobs in peril by expressing opinions there. I fear they were right about that.
April 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Not sure what - if any - tangible good will come out of Corey Booker's marathon Senate speech this week, but I take delight in knowing that Strom Thurmond's record was broken by a Black man.
April 2, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Reposted by Tommy Housworth
Epic
Dropkick Murphys just had an epic moment at their show:

They made a friendly wager with a fan in a MAGA shirt—“Let’s see where it’s made.”

Then they checked his MAGA shirt tag…

Made in Nicaragua.

They swapped it with a Made in America Dropkick Murphys tee.

Legendary.
March 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Reposted by Tommy Housworth
For as long as space remains
and as long as beings remain,
may I too remain
to end the sorrows in this world.
(Shantideva)
March 10, 2025 at 11:16 AM
March 9, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Why doesn't this vegan restaurant have cheeseburgers?
Why doesn't this Beatles tribute band play the Chili Peppers?
When is International MEN'S Day?

Where are the left-handed scissors for RIGHT-handers?

Why isn't there a cemetery for ALIVE people?
March 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Because Elon said empathy was weak.
March 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Well, this works on a couple of levels, I guess.
March 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM