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Tom Tegtmeyer
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Stink Stank Stunk
Selling my Packers stock to buy the Seahawks.
January 31, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Goalkeeper goal!!!
January 28, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I’m watching Michigan State-Rutgers with the sound off one of the MSU players has no name on his jersey. Is he ICE?
January 28, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I won’t take Sen. Tillis seriously until he drops the h.
January 27, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Of course, ol’ Sepp is just mad because he didn’t win the fifa peace prize.
January 27, 2026 at 10:23 PM
CBS should pivot to video.
January 27, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Earl Morrall would be rolling in his grave at the prospect of a Maye-Darnold Super Bowl.
January 26, 2026 at 12:32 AM
From the creators of two handed bowling, there’s two handed passing.
January 25, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I only seem to be able to visit ballparks when they have hockey rinks installed.
January 24, 2026 at 10:45 PM
With the bad weather coming to Texas, I’m worried that the data centers won’t have enough power to generate my Don’t Trust the B fanfic.
January 22, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Reposted by Tom Tegtmeyer
One of the worst aspects of the current global chaos is the need to know Yeats again.
If you've heard me cite the Yeats poem, The Second Coming, to describe what Trump is doing then you'll enjoy this little bit of genius as much as I did...
Here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world.
January 22, 2026 at 8:03 PM
January 22, 2026 at 2:08 PM
What if they rename Lake Harriet Bde Trumpa Ska?
January 20, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Mistook this for a Marty Supreme ad.
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 PM
If anyone yells “25th Amendment” three times in a row at a presidential press conference, a vote must be taken.
January 20, 2026 at 8:49 PM
ESPN devoted a lot of energy talking about a field goal attempt that was never going to happen.
January 20, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Reposted by Tom Tegtmeyer
January 19, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I'm surprised the NFL shield is still tails.
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 AM
I would rather watch Pat Benatar’s WUTHERING HEIGHTS, tbh.
January 19, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Has he even tried lutefisk?
January 19, 2026 at 1:01 AM
It’s going to be a Yankees-Lakers Super Bowl, and no one is going to watch.
January 18, 2026 at 11:55 PM
We’ll all be biking to work if Indiana wins the championship.
January 18, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Don’t tell him about the Faroe Islands.
January 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
It's hard to believe that David Harbour was just a tween when Stranger Things began.
January 18, 2026 at 6:04 AM