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Tom Tegtmeyer
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Stink Stank Stunk
It looks like we have no choice but to fire Jerome Powell and replace him with Larry Summers.
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I end every lecture by saying, “DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT!”
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
In ETERNITY, Miles Teller has found his true calling: portraying 90-year-old men without makeup or prosthetics.
November 11, 2025 at 9:13 PM
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself unaware of magnets.
November 11, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Reposted by Tom Tegtmeyer
So: genial lives oppose villain egos.

#palindrome
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Hamnet is Captain Hammer’s ISP.
November 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Due to the government shutdown, the army dining halls can no longer afford shingles.
November 6, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Why is the AppleTV+ app on AppleTV so awful?
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Barca-Bruges is turning into an NHL All-Star game
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I moved up one spot on the list of horrible living people who attended the University of Wisconsin*.
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I want to hear testimony from a forensic sandwich artist.
November 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
When did Edmund Fitzgerald Day turn into Edmund Fitzgerald Month?
November 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Yeah, but you have to pronounce it correctly to get in.
the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Double steal! Double steal!
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The San Antonio Fox affiliate keeps interrupting the game with ads and promos every 10 seconds.
November 2, 2025 at 4:00 AM
The Dodgers should intentionally walk Varsho here.
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Victor Frankenstein and Bruce Springsteen both had daddy issues.
October 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My refrigerator wasn’t running when I woke up this morning. Eight years of condiments lost.
October 30, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Breaking: Duke University finishes last in my 2026 college rankings.
October 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Maybe he caught normal pressure hydrocephalus from Billy Joel.
October 28, 2025 at 7:49 PM
They’re totally going to hook up.
"The judge then ordered Mr. Bovino to appear at the federal courthouse at the end of every weekday to personally provide her with a report on the day’s arrests and incidents..."

!!

www.nytimes.com/2025/10/28/u...
Judge Admonishes Border Patrol Leader for Tactics in Chicago
www.nytimes.com
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
If only the kids would donate to the Ballroom fund, maybe SNAP would get funded.
October 26, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The first children's hospital in the nation was a converted IHOP (C-HOP).
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM