Todd Roberge
@toddroberge.bsky.social
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These small-bodied G5 teams are just not physically equipped to hold up in the trenches. That's why they should stop being allowed to ruin the playoff
- JMU rushing yards in one playoff game: 186
- Bama rushing yards in last three games combined, including a 38-3 playoff loss: 48
- JMU rushing yards in one playoff game: 186
- Bama rushing yards in last three games combined, including a 38-3 playoff loss: 48
January 2, 2026 at 12:22 AM
These small-bodied G5 teams are just not physically equipped to hold up in the trenches. That's why they should stop being allowed to ruin the playoff
- JMU rushing yards in one playoff game: 186
- Bama rushing yards in last three games combined, including a 38-3 playoff loss: 48
- JMU rushing yards in one playoff game: 186
- Bama rushing yards in last three games combined, including a 38-3 playoff loss: 48
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alabama is playing at a dude deficit against indiana
help
help
Personally offended by how bad Bama is at running the ball. Unclean. Vile. Borderline heretical.
January 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
alabama is playing at a dude deficit against indiana
help
help
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Cignetti always looks like he’s been waiting for a table for an hour and they keep sitting parties who arrived after him.
January 1, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Cignetti always looks like he’s been waiting for a table for an hour and they keep sitting parties who arrived after him.
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Matt LaFleur calling plays for Malik Willis
December 21, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Matt LaFleur calling plays for Malik Willis
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Brady clearly impressed with the Bears pulling some Belichick stuff and turning the heaters off
December 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Brady clearly impressed with the Bears pulling some Belichick stuff and turning the heaters off
Well this fucking sucks
Breaking: Houston Rockets ownership is in substantive talks with the Connecticut Sun over the potential purchase and relocation of the WNBA franchise, sources told me and @ramonaespn.bsky.social.
More:
www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...
More:
www.espn.com/wnba/story/_...
Sources: Rockets expand talks to buy, move Sun
Rockets ownership is in substantive talks with the Connecticut Sun over the potential purchase and relocation of the WNBA franchise to Houston, sources told ESPN
www.espn.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Well this fucking sucks
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Considering they also have him down for -12 rushing yards, was that the single worst fantasy play of all time?
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Considering they also have him down for -12 rushing yards, was that the single worst fantasy play of all time?
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humiliating myself and going full right wing to insinuate myself into the president's circle for the sole purpose of convincing him to bully a billionaire into funding a Nice Guys sequel
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
humiliating myself and going full right wing to insinuate myself into the president's circle for the sole purpose of convincing him to bully a billionaire into funding a Nice Guys sequel
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I would’ve let that pitch hit me at 95 mph (not because I’m brave or stoic but bc I would not have been athletic enough to get out of the way that quickly)
October 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I would’ve let that pitch hit me at 95 mph (not because I’m brave or stoic but bc I would not have been athletic enough to get out of the way that quickly)
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The point to first is bleakly hilarious. Like watching someone die gruesomely in a Wes Anderson movie
J.T. Realmuto is pointing to first base. Just a brutal, brutal way for your season to end
October 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
The point to first is bleakly hilarious. Like watching someone die gruesomely in a Wes Anderson movie
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Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
October 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter
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I pray he was mic’d up because the sequence of [THUD] UGH [THUD AGAIN] FUCK would reduce me to tears
October 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I pray he was mic’d up because the sequence of [THUD] UGH [THUD AGAIN] FUCK would reduce me to tears
Smoky Joe Wood
Garrett Crochet has 9 strikeouts so far, the 3rd-most in a pitcher’s Red Sox postseason debut, behind only:
1912 WS G1 Smoky Joe Wood: 11
1903 WS G2 Bill Dinneen: 11
1912 WS G1 Smoky Joe Wood: 11
1903 WS G2 Bill Dinneen: 11
September 30, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Smoky Joe Wood
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Do you know how crazy you have to be as a person to make a husky seem like the reasonable one in the situation?
these Starbucks contras are such fucking demons. every Starbucks employee should be issued a sidearm.
(face reveal in part two is really funny)
(face reveal in part two is really funny)
September 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Do you know how crazy you have to be as a person to make a husky seem like the reasonable one in the situation?
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the packers have 25 individual QB seasons that would break the record for the most passing yards in a year by a bears quarterback
Very annoying that Green Bay literally has had zero seasons of bad quarterbacking in 35 years. Come on now.
September 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
the packers have 25 individual QB seasons that would break the record for the most passing yards in a year by a bears quarterback
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i don't appreciate Michigan State wearing alternates that make me question whether my ability to see green is still working properly
September 7, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i don't appreciate Michigan State wearing alternates that make me question whether my ability to see green is still working properly
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College football isn’t for being a fan of a team, it’s for hating several teams for inscrutable reasons
August 30, 2025 at 7:20 PM
College football isn’t for being a fan of a team, it’s for hating several teams for inscrutable reasons
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The team owned by socialism has seized the means of the NFL's most valuable defender from Jerry Jones
BREAKING: The Cowboys have reached agreement on a trade that will send Micah Parsons to the Packers, per sources.
Parsons will sign a four-year, $188 million extension with Green Bay that includes $136 million guaranteed.
Parsons will sign a four-year, $188 million extension with Green Bay that includes $136 million guaranteed.
August 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The team owned by socialism has seized the means of the NFL's most valuable defender from Jerry Jones
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Why would I watch the hundred meter dash? I can run.
When a single person anywhere in the world can generate a film from a prompt, what does Hollywood still represent?
www.latimes.com/entertainme...
www.latimes.com/entertainme...
If anyone can make a movie now, what does Hollywood still stand for?
From AI-native studios to interactive platforms, a new generation of storytellers is challenging Hollywood’s role as the center of the entertainment universe.
www.latimes.com
August 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Why would I watch the hundred meter dash? I can run.