Todd Johnson
@todd534.bsky.social
computers, numbers, mountains
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Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment.
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
December 11, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Their closing message to Indiana: change your maps to artificially benefit the President's political party or 'roads will not be paved' as punishment.
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
They are openly saying this.
Who would want to live in a country that works like that?
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For those of you who left your jackass-to-English dictionary at the office, “subverting identity politics” translates to “racist (complimentary)”
December 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
For those of you who left your jackass-to-English dictionary at the office, “subverting identity politics” translates to “racist (complimentary)”
Chuck's got 'em right where he wants 'em. (Standing on his neck.)
December 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Chuck's got 'em right where he wants 'em. (Standing on his neck.)
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five orders of pad thai and one adventurous order of pad kee mao
December 11, 2025 at 5:33 AM
five orders of pad thai and one adventurous order of pad kee mao
I try to avoid Portnoy, but I've never heard him speak and not thought it was pathetic.
Everything else aside, the idea that this is a model for many men of *masculinity* is so wild. This? This is "manly"? This is how people think it's cool to act?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-wG...
Dave Portnoy Demands NFL Investigate Pete Carroll & Raiders For Rigging
YouTube video by Clasher Sports
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I try to avoid Portnoy, but I've never heard him speak and not thought it was pathetic.
at a school board listening session and it's wild how much you can dislike a person after hearing them speak for two minutes
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
at a school board listening session and it's wild how much you can dislike a person after hearing them speak for two minutes
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This kind of dataset is a clear indicator that propaganda plays a big role in people's political positions and acting like people are unshiftable is just completely detached from reality
Republicans increasingly oppose requiring healthy kids to get MMR vaccines to attend public schools
2016 19%
2019 20%
2023 42%
2025 47%
www.pewresearch.org/science/2025... 🧪
2016 19%
2019 20%
2023 42%
2025 47%
www.pewresearch.org/science/2025... 🧪
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This kind of dataset is a clear indicator that propaganda plays a big role in people's political positions and acting like people are unshiftable is just completely detached from reality
it's cold comfort that these people are morons
DOJ's newest recruitment ad features Judge Dredd, the comic satire about the dangers of lawless policing and authoritarian power
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
it's cold comfort that these people are morons
pour one (burrito) out for a legend
🗣️ “As much as I wanted to win, what I really was after, what really drove me, was finding out how good I could be. And it turns out I did."
🎧 The Scott Fauble Exit Interview >> open.spotify.com/episode/23GM...
🎧 The Scott Fauble Exit Interview >> open.spotify.com/episode/23GM...
December 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
pour one (burrito) out for a legend
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isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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man, if there were more than one popular, charismatic democrat we'd be all set
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
man, if there were more than one popular, charismatic democrat we'd be all set
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Crisis (a Democrat is president): grocery prices rise 2% annually
Not a crisis (a Republican is president): the president ignores the Constitution to destroy half the federal government, deploys troops to US cities, surrenders Ukraine to Russia, and then calls for the mass execution of Democrats
Not a crisis (a Republican is president): the president ignores the Constitution to destroy half the federal government, deploys troops to US cities, surrenders Ukraine to Russia, and then calls for the mass execution of Democrats
The media is saving the "it's a crisis" takes for when a Dem president takes over and starts arresting the people responsible.
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Crisis (a Democrat is president): grocery prices rise 2% annually
Not a crisis (a Republican is president): the president ignores the Constitution to destroy half the federal government, deploys troops to US cities, surrenders Ukraine to Russia, and then calls for the mass execution of Democrats
Not a crisis (a Republican is president): the president ignores the Constitution to destroy half the federal government, deploys troops to US cities, surrenders Ukraine to Russia, and then calls for the mass execution of Democrats
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Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
Imagine looking around America in 2025 and thinking, "What we need less of is morality."
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Would hate to have to work with Wa-Luigi Coates on a group project
my phone once spent like ten minutes at the bottom of a three-inch-deep puddle (I dropped it while freaking out during a sudden downpour) and it didn't blink. never going back to a phone full of holes. (also they make a usb-c to aux adapter, you can get a pack of three for like $5.)
I know it's hardly the top priority, but could is there any way we could add "mandatory headphone jack on every smartphone" to the Woke 2 agenda?
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
my phone once spent like ten minutes at the bottom of a three-inch-deep puddle (I dropped it while freaking out during a sudden downpour) and it didn't blink. never going back to a phone full of holes. (also they make a usb-c to aux adapter, you can get a pack of three for like $5.)
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women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
Olivia Nuzzi's 'American Canto': Read the Exclusive Excerpt
She flamed out and she faded away. 'Vanity Fair'’s West Coast Editor returns to the written word to survey scorched earth.
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November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
women are always saying “lord grant me the confidence of a mediocre man.” ok well he did. now what. is the world a better place? look at what you’ve wrought.
This is, as everyone has said, Real Good. It is a smarter-reading version my position on every "male ___ crisis" story, which is: that's either a genderless social crisis or a skill issue. archive.is/202511101921...
archive.is
November 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
This is, as everyone has said, Real Good. It is a smarter-reading version my position on every "male ___ crisis" story, which is: that's either a genderless social crisis or a skill issue. archive.is/202511101921...
throwaway paragraph from a knock off Mark Danielewski book ass book
The book ends with a poem called "The Ruin", about a ruin, but the poem itself is ruined, full of holes, followed by about 30 pages of riddles that are increasingly impossible to solve because more and more words are missing. I don't know why I'm telling you this except it's one of my favorite facts
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
throwaway paragraph from a knock off Mark Danielewski book ass book
not me tho. whether or not i have read a book is between me and Dua Lipa.
I, too, would like people to know I have read a book
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
not me tho. whether or not i have read a book is between me and Dua Lipa.
we were going to go, but i burned the eggplant for the baba ganoush and we couldn't show up without a vegan, gluten-free option for the potluck
who up burning they american eagle jeans at socially distanced bonfires
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
we were going to go, but i burned the eggplant for the baba ganoush and we couldn't show up without a vegan, gluten-free option for the potluck
a minority position I hold, as a cyclist, is that I love every weird doodad -- ebikes, but also scooters, this weird lil guy, you name it -- that replaces a car on the road, even if it does so by moving into the bike lane.
DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes.
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DoorDash Plans to Send Autonomous Robots into Bike Lanes | Momentum Mag | Momentum Mag
DoorDash has begun rolling out Dot, its new autonomous delivery robot — a sleek, all-electric bot that can hit speeds of up to 20mph.
momentummag.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
a minority position I hold, as a cyclist, is that I love every weird doodad -- ebikes, but also scooters, this weird lil guy, you name it -- that replaces a car on the road, even if it does so by moving into the bike lane.
Chuck Schumer hates winning.
November 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Chuck Schumer hates winning.
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oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
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ryan is right. people HATE hearing this. but it is just a matter of simple incentives. if you want a more representative legislature — and if you want a legislature more resistant to corruption — then you need to jack up the salaries. serving as mayor of NYC should net you a cool 500K *at least*
people hate hearing this but it's 100% true, creating a huge pay gap between political leaders, their staffs, and other elites is a recipe for corruption. of course the flip side of that is taxes on the rich should be jacked way the hell up
The Mayor of New York only makes $260k. I bet there are police that make more than that in NY with overtime.
We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
We need to pay elected leaders more money and stop pretending it's some sort of calling. They're managing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and millions of people's lives.
November 7, 2025 at 3:42 PM
ryan is right. people HATE hearing this. but it is just a matter of simple incentives. if you want a more representative legislature — and if you want a legislature more resistant to corruption — then you need to jack up the salaries. serving as mayor of NYC should net you a cool 500K *at least*
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We must end the godforsaken failed experiment in animal self-governance known as "Indiana"
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
We must end the godforsaken failed experiment in animal self-governance known as "Indiana"