Toby Dawes
@toballydawesome.com
Me, just me. Just Tobally Dawesome me.
The difference between 1 million dollars and 1 billion dollars, displayed in terms of minutes in the past. Not many of us have a million dollars, but those with more than a billion really should be doing more for all humans, not just avoiding taxes and getting richer.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:05 AM
The difference between 1 million dollars and 1 billion dollars, displayed in terms of minutes in the past. Not many of us have a million dollars, but those with more than a billion really should be doing more for all humans, not just avoiding taxes and getting richer.
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Thanks to @google Meet I didn’t need a Halloween get up at work today!!
October 31, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Thanks to @google Meet I didn’t need a Halloween get up at work today!!
Will be late to the meeting today, have to grocery shop and stop for gas.
Oh and release the Epstein Files…
#antifa #antifascist #fdt #epsteinfiles #satire
Oh and release the Epstein Files…
#antifa #antifascist #fdt #epsteinfiles #satire
October 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Will be late to the meeting today, have to grocery shop and stop for gas.
Oh and release the Epstein Files…
#antifa #antifascist #fdt #epsteinfiles #satire
Oh and release the Epstein Files…
#antifa #antifascist #fdt #epsteinfiles #satire
So if this is the case, what Patel says, then why was HRH Duke of York separated from the working Royals? Why was the British Ambassador get recalled? Why have many others landed in the shit? And why do the victims make claims. Patel is a Trump lacky, a liar, a fraud, and a coward.
September 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
So if this is the case, what Patel says, then why was HRH Duke of York separated from the working Royals? Why was the British Ambassador get recalled? Why have many others landed in the shit? And why do the victims make claims. Patel is a Trump lacky, a liar, a fraud, and a coward.
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Sorry – the killing of Charlie Kirk was wrong, but having his body flown on Air Force 2, flags at half-mast, having him lie in state, putting a statute of him in the Capitol, and giving him a Presidential Medal of Freedom are all entirely inappropriate.
September 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Sorry – the killing of Charlie Kirk was wrong, but having his body flown on Air Force 2, flags at half-mast, having him lie in state, putting a statute of him in the Capitol, and giving him a Presidential Medal of Freedom are all entirely inappropriate.
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"why do you hate cops?"
when I was 23 a guy in my hometown was shot dead when cops were asked by his parents to do a "wellness check" and he was cooking dinner when they broke the door down. he happened to be holding a knife, chopping food, and so the cops killed him without hesitation.
when I was 23 a guy in my hometown was shot dead when cops were asked by his parents to do a "wellness check" and he was cooking dinner when they broke the door down. he happened to be holding a knife, chopping food, and so the cops killed him without hesitation.
May 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
"why do you hate cops?"
when I was 23 a guy in my hometown was shot dead when cops were asked by his parents to do a "wellness check" and he was cooking dinner when they broke the door down. he happened to be holding a knife, chopping food, and so the cops killed him without hesitation.
when I was 23 a guy in my hometown was shot dead when cops were asked by his parents to do a "wellness check" and he was cooking dinner when they broke the door down. he happened to be holding a knife, chopping food, and so the cops killed him without hesitation.
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It's right up there with hopes and prayers.
August 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's right up there with hopes and prayers.
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Banning books instead of guns is exactly what radicalized me.
August 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Banning books instead of guns is exactly what radicalized me.
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Slavery. Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it goes.
IT WAS BAD, YOU DUMB FUCKS.
IT WAS BAD, YOU DUMB FUCKS.
August 22, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Slavery. Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it goes.
IT WAS BAD, YOU DUMB FUCKS.
IT WAS BAD, YOU DUMB FUCKS.
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No joke.
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
No joke.
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I’d say that @stephencolbert.bsky.social is (with the lone exception of @maddow.msnbc.com) the most brilliant, humane person I’ve encountered in broadcasting. His mind works faster than anyone else’s at a level of sophistication that is unmatchable. Genuinely a generational talent.
July 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I’d say that @stephencolbert.bsky.social is (with the lone exception of @maddow.msnbc.com) the most brilliant, humane person I’ve encountered in broadcasting. His mind works faster than anyone else’s at a level of sophistication that is unmatchable. Genuinely a generational talent.
Got my holiday swag on. This year is a Happy Protest Non-birthday! Do not blame me, I voted for Harris Walz and this administration and congress and bigger all the way off. #FDT #july4th #treasonday
July 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Got my holiday swag on. This year is a Happy Protest Non-birthday! Do not blame me, I voted for Harris Walz and this administration and congress and bigger all the way off. #FDT #july4th #treasonday
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The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.
June 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.
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"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
June 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953
Just so we are clear, this is Iran. They don’t have nuclear weapons. Trump bombing them without Congressional approval is illegal. Impeach the Orange Clown now.
June 22, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Just so we are clear, this is Iran. They don’t have nuclear weapons. Trump bombing them without Congressional approval is illegal. Impeach the Orange Clown now.
If you work for a “law enforcement agency” where you have to cover your face then you likely shouldn’t be doing what you are doing, because if by making your identity a question, your actions are most definitely questionable. #FDT #NoICE #MigrantsWithDueProcess
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
If you work for a “law enforcement agency” where you have to cover your face then you likely shouldn’t be doing what you are doing, because if by making your identity a question, your actions are most definitely questionable. #FDT #NoICE #MigrantsWithDueProcess
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It was really just a concept of a parade
June 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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Stephen Miller is the Joseph Goebbels of our time.
June 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Stephen Miller is the Joseph Goebbels of our time.
May 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
There are 10s of 1000s of people that have names that fit their missions in life, but you target and attack them, the current administration has called them non-existent. This man has a new name. He has selected a name that fits his mission in life. And you have no dispute with this.
May 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
There are 10s of 1000s of people that have names that fit their missions in life, but you target and attack them, the current administration has called them non-existent. This man has a new name. He has selected a name that fits his mission in life. And you have no dispute with this.
When you have nothing on the end table that is next to the front window. Wasabi Days!
#wasabi #pitbull #dogsofinstagram #watchdog
#wasabi #pitbull #dogsofinstagram #watchdog
May 7, 2025 at 12:23 PM
When you have nothing on the end table that is next to the front window. Wasabi Days!
#wasabi #pitbull #dogsofinstagram #watchdog
#wasabi #pitbull #dogsofinstagram #watchdog