TKFTGuillotine
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(he/him) Screaming eternally into the fires of the rapidly collapsing American empire.
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Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Using a combination of glitches in Super Mario World, Yoshi can be taken into the final battle, where he can eat Peach upon Bowser's defeat. With Peach gone, the ending will not play, and Mario and Yoshi will simply stare at each other forever.
I just had a package go from "awaiting pickup by USPS" in Oklahoma to "Delivered" in Michigan in about five hours and I have to ask, what was the point of the tracking?
January 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I just had a package go from "awaiting pickup by USPS" in Oklahoma to "Delivered" in Michigan in about five hours and I have to ask, what was the point of the tracking?
Fun fact, Resolve really does not like handling 20 video layers simultaneously. Who would've guessed?
January 13, 2026 at 10:14 AM
Fun fact, Resolve really does not like handling 20 video layers simultaneously. Who would've guessed?
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There is good in the world. Don't forget to find it.
January 12, 2026 at 10:08 AM
There is good in the world. Don't forget to find it.
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a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.
"Receiving reports" my ass. AltNPS is not receiving reports of ICE raids in Saint Paul. They are seeing posts on social media like the rest of us.
I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
I DO have loved ones in Saint Paul. ALL of my loved ones. They're terrified. Fuck you.
January 12, 2026 at 3:30 AM
a reminder, again, that AltNPS is a grifter account run by people who have no affiliation with the National Park Service and indeed who never did have any affiliation with the National Park Service. They have no sources, they have no information, they are purely there to scam you.
Just awoke to my mother yelling at my father in the other room about how the cop who shot the woman in Minnesota was very much right and how dare he think otherwise, and whoo boy lol.
Just goes to show, there really is every kind of person in this world.
Just goes to show, there really is every kind of person in this world.
January 11, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Just awoke to my mother yelling at my father in the other room about how the cop who shot the woman in Minnesota was very much right and how dare he think otherwise, and whoo boy lol.
Just goes to show, there really is every kind of person in this world.
Just goes to show, there really is every kind of person in this world.
TIL there's a Pokemon called Slugma and oh my *god* I am dying.
January 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
TIL there's a Pokemon called Slugma and oh my *god* I am dying.
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Getting the tragic news live on the GDQ stage that the Silksong run has been delayed into 2027. Logistically challenging but alas, we will survive.
January 11, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Getting the tragic news live on the GDQ stage that the Silksong run has been delayed into 2027. Logistically challenging but alas, we will survive.
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Those of you who still insist on drawing a distinction between ICE and police should be aware that the police are not drawing that distinction.
Thank you for telling us you neither serve nor protect. Thank you for saying the quiet part out loud. That was state murder in broad daylight, captured from multiple angles by multiple witnesses, and the people of Minneapolis have eyes.
You support murder.
You support murder.
January 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Those of you who still insist on drawing a distinction between ICE and police should be aware that the police are not drawing that distinction.
Just slept like three hours longer than expected for no apparent reason and honestly? I'm cool with that today lol.
January 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Just slept like three hours longer than expected for no apparent reason and honestly? I'm cool with that today lol.
The children yearn for F-Zero.
January 9, 2026 at 10:15 AM
The children yearn for F-Zero.
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jonathan ross, who murdered renee nicole good, is local to the area & works out of the st. paul ICE field office, who rock these patches on their uniforms
this guy? nah, if this was being sported by any active duty SPPD, people locally would know about it.
it appears this is most likely a fed, presumably ICE/HSI from the st. paul office.
it appears this is most likely a fed, presumably ICE/HSI from the st. paul office.
January 8, 2026 at 10:56 PM
jonathan ross, who murdered renee nicole good, is local to the area & works out of the st. paul ICE field office, who rock these patches on their uniforms
I've heard some folks describe Clair Obscur as a French JRPG and can I just say, RPOui was *right* there.
January 8, 2026 at 10:43 AM
I've heard some folks describe Clair Obscur as a French JRPG and can I just say, RPOui was *right* there.
To put it in words you might understand, you are a dipshit.
Trump wants a show. Don’t give it to him.
January 8, 2026 at 6:25 AM
To put it in words you might understand, you are a dipshit.
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what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me"
you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
The murdered woman's glove compartment is filled with stuffed animals.
January 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me"
you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
It doesn't matter whether I wake up at 2am or 2pm, there's always some unimaginable horror awaiting me in the news. Great time to be alive.
January 7, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It doesn't matter whether I wake up at 2am or 2pm, there's always some unimaginable horror awaiting me in the news. Great time to be alive.
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cumming inside you and then immediately grabbing my phone and googling "sex finale explained"
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
cumming inside you and then immediately grabbing my phone and googling "sex finale explained"
CES is always the dumbest of the big computing and electronics shows but it's definitely the funniest and that's gotta be worth something.
January 6, 2026 at 10:35 PM
CES is always the dumbest of the big computing and electronics shows but it's definitely the funniest and that's gotta be worth something.
I just described Kirby as "the guy who sucks and spits" and I feel like I may have committed a sin with that one.
January 5, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I just described Kirby as "the guy who sucks and spits" and I feel like I may have committed a sin with that one.
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Today in fun GDQ quotes, "you can just juggle the child until it perishes."
January 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Today in fun GDQ quotes, "you can just juggle the child until it perishes."
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Yeah, it has long been the case that adult-oriented businesses have to be careful or risk the wrath of everyone from prosecutors to payment-processing companies, but "prominent social media company owned by world's richest person swiftly became world's largest CSAM producer" produces no reaction.
Elon Musk chatbot repeatedly making CSAM on demand should be one of the single biggest stories right now and it's effectively a collective shrug instead
January 5, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Yeah, it has long been the case that adult-oriented businesses have to be careful or risk the wrath of everyone from prosecutors to payment-processing companies, but "prominent social media company owned by world's richest person swiftly became world's largest CSAM producer" produces no reaction.
"I have to do [task] that's probably doable with modern software but I don't know how. I will instead use 90s software that I know of that's purpose-built for this task."
*three hours later* "I am not good at making decisions."
*three hours later* "I am not good at making decisions."
January 5, 2026 at 8:22 AM
"I have to do [task] that's probably doable with modern software but I don't know how. I will instead use 90s software that I know of that's purpose-built for this task."
*three hours later* "I am not good at making decisions."
*three hours later* "I am not good at making decisions."