TKFTGuillotine
@tkftguillotine.com
(he/him) Screaming eternally into the fires of the rapidly collapsing American empire.
I must say, there's something funny about spending several hours trying to get someone's project to build because there aren't any releases only to realize that no actually, there is a release, it's just hidden because they're evil.
November 26, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I must say, there's something funny about spending several hours trying to get someone's project to build because there aren't any releases only to realize that no actually, there is a release, it's just hidden because they're evil.
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but that's horrible. why would you want slow thoughts when the thoughts can go fast instead
November 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
but that's horrible. why would you want slow thoughts when the thoughts can go fast instead
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Nerd and Jock 309
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Nerd and Jock 309
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Sad but true: 44% of men can't find the Tinkle Popo
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Sad but true: 44% of men can't find the Tinkle Popo
Every once in a while something crosses the timeline that just kinda makes you go "I'm sorry what the fuck" and this is one of those things.
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Every once in a while something crosses the timeline that just kinda makes you go "I'm sorry what the fuck" and this is one of those things.
The insane stories that run through my brain as I try to fall asleep could probably make a slightly above mediocre novel if I could remember them by the time I woke up.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 AM
The insane stories that run through my brain as I try to fall asleep could probably make a slightly above mediocre novel if I could remember them by the time I woke up.
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having a normal one right now
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
having a normal one right now
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
I was under the impression that the local golf course had been shut down but on closer inspection it appears to have simply moved? Which is honestly way more impressive given that it's a golf course.
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I was under the impression that the local golf course had been shut down but on closer inspection it appears to have simply moved? Which is honestly way more impressive given that it's a golf course.
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reminder to parents of trans children:
breaking the rules to save your child years of suffering and possibly their life is your moral duty, get them on the correct hormones no matter what and don't bother with "doing things the right way"
breaking the rules to save your child years of suffering and possibly their life is your moral duty, get them on the correct hormones no matter what and don't bother with "doing things the right way"
And let's not even get started on the absurdity of looking for a positive impact from a preventative measure, where the expected outcome is "not getting worse"
Puberty blockers had no measurable impact on divorce rates, therefore ineffective treatment.
Puberty blockers had no measurable impact on divorce rates, therefore ineffective treatment.
(Also the trial measures blockers’ impact on “gender dysphoria,” which some of us have been saying for years is an inherently pathologising diagnosis easily manipulated to curtail bodily autonomy, but ☕️🐸)
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November 22, 2025 at 12:30 PM
reminder to parents of trans children:
breaking the rules to save your child years of suffering and possibly their life is your moral duty, get them on the correct hormones no matter what and don't bother with "doing things the right way"
breaking the rules to save your child years of suffering and possibly their life is your moral duty, get them on the correct hormones no matter what and don't bother with "doing things the right way"
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not the same but this reminds me of what they’re doing to ana valens. neoliberalism built a financial panopticon and now fascists are using it to socially murder people who speak or act out
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In a normal world, this should be an immense scandal in Europe.
Le Monde has a long article describing the hellish life of Nicolas Guillou, a French judge at the ICC in The Hague, due to U.S. sanctions punishing him for authorizing arrest warrants against Netanyahu and Gallant for war crimes in Gaza.
Guillou's daily existence has been transformed into a Kafkaesque nightmare. He cannot: open or maintain accounts with Google, Amazon, Apple, or any US company; make hotel reservations (Expedia canceled his booking in France hours after he made it); conduct online commerce, since he can't know if the packaging is American; use any major credit card (Visa, Mastercard, Amex are all American); access normal banking services, even with non-American banks, as banks worldwide close sanctioned accounts; conduct virtually any financial transaction.
He describes it as being "economically banned across most of the planet," including in his own country, France, and where he works, the Netherlands.
That's the real shocking aspect of this: the Americans are:
- punishing a European citizen
- for doing his job in Europe
- applying laws Europe officially supports
- at an institution based in Europe
- that Europe helped create and fund
and Europe is not only doing essentially nothing to protect him, they're actively enforcing America's sanctions against their own citizen - European banks closing his accounts, European companies refusing him service, European institutions standing by while Washington destroys a European judge's life on European soil.
Again, in a normal world, European leaders and citizens should be absolutely outraged about this. But we've so normalized the hollowing out of European sovereignty that the sight of a European citizen being economically executed on European soil for upholding European law is treated, at best, as an unfortunate technical complication in transatlantic
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November 21, 2025 at 6:06 PM
not the same but this reminds me of what they’re doing to ana valens. neoliberalism built a financial panopticon and now fascists are using it to socially murder people who speak or act out
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
It took me a moment to realize this was two stickers across both doors and I was only seeing one of them.
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
It took me a moment to realize this was two stickers across both doors and I was only seeing one of them.
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happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 AM
happy transgender day of remembrance
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly
please live 💜
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hey look its the best and most comprehensive practical resource for doing feminizing HRT and instead of paying $1800 for a year’s subscription to it you can read it for free
November 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
hey look its the best and most comprehensive practical resource for doing feminizing HRT and instead of paying $1800 for a year’s subscription to it you can read it for free
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i would love to know what "risks" people are citing when they say that hrt is "unsafe" without medical supervision. do you consult your doctor when you take advil or tylenol?
it's one thing to see cis people propagate fearmongering lies and disinformation, but trans people should not be doing that!
it's one thing to see cis people propagate fearmongering lies and disinformation, but trans people should not be doing that!
November 20, 2025 at 10:57 PM
i would love to know what "risks" people are citing when they say that hrt is "unsafe" without medical supervision. do you consult your doctor when you take advil or tylenol?
it's one thing to see cis people propagate fearmongering lies and disinformation, but trans people should not be doing that!
it's one thing to see cis people propagate fearmongering lies and disinformation, but trans people should not be doing that!
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the nuzzi story is fun and all but at the center of it is the elevation of a man who has dedicated his life to making children catch preventable diseases to a position where he can enact harm at enormous scale
CDC has overhauled its website to assert that “the claim ‘vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based claim”
November 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
the nuzzi story is fun and all but at the center of it is the elevation of a man who has dedicated his life to making children catch preventable diseases to a position where he can enact harm at enormous scale
Note to any developers out there, when designing an API, please lay out your data as inconsistently as possible so as to give me a fun challenge in deciphering it when I want to use your API. This does not infuriate me at all, this is what I live for.
November 20, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Note to any developers out there, when designing an API, please lay out your data as inconsistently as possible so as to give me a fun challenge in deciphering it when I want to use your API. This does not infuriate me at all, this is what I live for.
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I've had this day for sure
Looks like the lady in line ahead of me at Albertsons is having a day:
November 19, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I've had this day for sure
They are currently casting for a game show based on Wordle, a game which itself is a ripoff of a long running game show. Television is dead.
November 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
They are currently casting for a game show based on Wordle, a game which itself is a ripoff of a long running game show. Television is dead.
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First Half Life, 3 Screenshots
November 18, 2025 at 10:27 PM
First Half Life, 3 Screenshots
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Imagine losing your bank account and all the money in it because you sold mommy dom audio online.
This is fucking terrifying. Just straight up evil. Whatever legal funds need to be had for this, I will donate and spread it around as much as possible. This needs more attention.
This is fucking terrifying. Just straight up evil. Whatever legal funds need to be had for this, I will donate and spread it around as much as possible. This needs more attention.
Spoke to a second source familiar with what’s going on with paypro censorship toward me. It seems I’ve been blacklisted among paypros as a creator, particularly for mommy domme content. This could escalate into debanking, I learned
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Imagine losing your bank account and all the money in it because you sold mommy dom audio online.
This is fucking terrifying. Just straight up evil. Whatever legal funds need to be had for this, I will donate and spread it around as much as possible. This needs more attention.
This is fucking terrifying. Just straight up evil. Whatever legal funds need to be had for this, I will donate and spread it around as much as possible. This needs more attention.
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Ana went for WORKING FOR VICE, AN INTERNATIONAL NEWS COMPANY this summer
to
Dominoing within a week "Personally flagged by at least First+Last name by major multibillion banking institutions for making sexy voice clips"
They can just. Decide to do that. And they've decided to
to
Dominoing within a week "Personally flagged by at least First+Last name by major multibillion banking institutions for making sexy voice clips"
They can just. Decide to do that. And they've decided to
November 17, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Ana went for WORKING FOR VICE, AN INTERNATIONAL NEWS COMPANY this summer
to
Dominoing within a week "Personally flagged by at least First+Last name by major multibillion banking institutions for making sexy voice clips"
They can just. Decide to do that. And they've decided to
to
Dominoing within a week "Personally flagged by at least First+Last name by major multibillion banking institutions for making sexy voice clips"
They can just. Decide to do that. And they've decided to
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My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Rebecca Heineman - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
November 17, 2025 at 9:52 PM
My trailblazing game industry bad-ass friend Rebecca Heineman has passed away.
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...
Fuck cancer.
Friends, let’s not forget her: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca...