TKFTGuillotine
@tkftguillotine.com
(he/him) Screaming eternally into the fires of the rapidly collapsing American empire.
It took me a moment to realize this was two stickers across both doors and I was only seeing one of them.
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
It took me a moment to realize this was two stickers across both doors and I was only seeing one of them.
My reaction to this information:
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
My reaction to this information:
I may be a year late but I had a lovely time eating one of the best food types, I'd say.
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I may be a year late but I had a lovely time eating one of the best food types, I'd say.
This thing just arrived at my door today. Button is a little softer than an original 2600 controller but I can confirm the stick is as stiff and nasty as it's always been. 10/10, no notes.
November 7, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This thing just arrived at my door today. Button is a little softer than an original 2600 controller but I can confirm the stick is as stiff and nasty as it's always been. 10/10, no notes.
Sanma. Because there wasn't enough bullshit luck in regular mahjong.
November 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sanma. Because there wasn't enough bullshit luck in regular mahjong.
I am living for the interaction stats on the CNN Ben Shapiro special advertisement.
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I am living for the interaction stats on the CNN Ben Shapiro special advertisement.
Idk what the signs of a great online community are but "people who want to talk with one another for a whole-ass work day" seems like a pretty solid sign.
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Idk what the signs of a great online community are but "people who want to talk with one another for a whole-ass work day" seems like a pretty solid sign.
Always a good sign when Windows decides your entire computer is an unknown device lol.
October 30, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Always a good sign when Windows decides your entire computer is an unknown device lol.
Laughing my ass off, I've just found an old screenshot which reminded me this was once my Discord name in a server I was in years ago.
There is literally no context that explains this, I just decided to put words together.
There is literally no context that explains this, I just decided to put words together.
October 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Laughing my ass off, I've just found an old screenshot which reminded me this was once my Discord name in a server I was in years ago.
There is literally no context that explains this, I just decided to put words together.
There is literally no context that explains this, I just decided to put words together.
Absolutely unreal email to get today.
October 21, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Absolutely unreal email to get today.
I still prefer the first game as a whole package but in terms of visuals I've never seen anything better.
October 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I still prefer the first game as a whole package but in terms of visuals I've never seen anything better.
Amidst this entire site being fucking awful in every conceivable way at the moment, I shall start mahjong posting again in an attempt to give you a brief respite.
Decided to play sanma which I almost never do and dear christ I forgot how stupid this gets. We only made it as far as *East 2* lmao.
Decided to play sanma which I almost never do and dear christ I forgot how stupid this gets. We only made it as far as *East 2* lmao.
October 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Amidst this entire site being fucking awful in every conceivable way at the moment, I shall start mahjong posting again in an attempt to give you a brief respite.
Decided to play sanma which I almost never do and dear christ I forgot how stupid this gets. We only made it as far as *East 2* lmao.
Decided to play sanma which I almost never do and dear christ I forgot how stupid this gets. We only made it as far as *East 2* lmao.
YouTube continues to offer the funniest ads imaginable as of late.
September 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
YouTube continues to offer the funniest ads imaginable as of late.
Look, I get why you changed this, but you could've surely gotten a *little* more creative, no? I refuse to believe an alliteration was impossible.
September 27, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Look, I get why you changed this, but you could've surely gotten a *little* more creative, no? I refuse to believe an alliteration was impossible.
My favorite is when these remasters have the ability to do an "authentic in every way except increased resolution/framerate" mode and then don't.
Ex. Aspyr's Tomb Raider having a great original graphics mode you can switch to on the fly, but it imposes a 30fps cap unless you edit the .exe file.
Ex. Aspyr's Tomb Raider having a great original graphics mode you can switch to on the fly, but it imposes a 30fps cap unless you edit the .exe file.
September 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My favorite is when these remasters have the ability to do an "authentic in every way except increased resolution/framerate" mode and then don't.
Ex. Aspyr's Tomb Raider having a great original graphics mode you can switch to on the fly, but it imposes a 30fps cap unless you edit the .exe file.
Ex. Aspyr's Tomb Raider having a great original graphics mode you can switch to on the fly, but it imposes a 30fps cap unless you edit the .exe file.
Very fun when the tile you just called kan on immediately turns out to be the next dora tile.
September 20, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Very fun when the tile you just called kan on immediately turns out to be the next dora tile.
I want to say "no, the red and off-white between the pure white peripherals would ruin the look" but I still think this hideous glowing shit looks good so clearly I am not the best judge of aesthetics lmao.
September 20, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I want to say "no, the red and off-white between the pure white peripherals would ruin the look" but I still think this hideous glowing shit looks good so clearly I am not the best judge of aesthetics lmao.
Hey, at least she picked the Game Boy themed controller for some red, it always could've been blander:
September 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Hey, at least she picked the Game Boy themed controller for some red, it always could've been blander:
Against my better judgement I decided to give Riichi City a go. Literally day one I somehow managed to get a tonpuusen game into South 4, which I have never had happen before. So that's fun.
September 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Against my better judgement I decided to give Riichi City a go. Literally day one I somehow managed to get a tonpuusen game into South 4, which I have never had happen before. So that's fun.
This feels like a Wheel of Fortune bonus round puzzle that they don't want anyone to solve so they can save money.
September 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This feels like a Wheel of Fortune bonus round puzzle that they don't want anyone to solve so they can save money.
Just won a round of Quiplash with fucking Loss lmao.
September 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just won a round of Quiplash with fucking Loss lmao.
On this anniversary of 9/11, I would like to remind everyone of the time Nintendo decided to release Mario Maker on 9/11 and the Americas marketing team wrote out the date European-style to avoid advertising it as coming out on 9/11.
As far as I know they never did this for any other game.
As far as I know they never did this for any other game.
September 11, 2025 at 9:02 AM
On this anniversary of 9/11, I would like to remind everyone of the time Nintendo decided to release Mario Maker on 9/11 and the Americas marketing team wrote out the date European-style to avoid advertising it as coming out on 9/11.
As far as I know they never did this for any other game.
As far as I know they never did this for any other game.
I've been playing more Tetris TGM4 lately and I once again need everyone to stop and admire the foxes because my god these little guys are too cute.
September 8, 2025 at 7:49 AM
I've been playing more Tetris TGM4 lately and I once again need everyone to stop and admire the foxes because my god these little guys are too cute.