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During this cloudflare outage, let me supply you with this wisdom of the ages: “single point of failure” can be sung to the tune of “all the single ladies”
November 18, 2025 at 1:43 PM
During this cloudflare outage, let me supply you with this wisdom of the ages: “single point of failure” can be sung to the tune of “all the single ladies”
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Yes. I don’t know what my blood type is or when I last saw an eye doctor but you better believe I know I GOT SECRETS CANT LEAVE CANCUN
It’s also one of the songs that I know all the words to and likely will until I die while I forget like, what I did this morning
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Yes. I don’t know what my blood type is or when I last saw an eye doctor but you better believe I know I GOT SECRETS CANT LEAVE CANCUN
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Also I think we can all agree GOOD GRACIOUS / ASS IS BODACIOUS is up there with anything Keats or Wordsworth have ever written
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Also I think we can all agree GOOD GRACIOUS / ASS IS BODACIOUS is up there with anything Keats or Wordsworth have ever written
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WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
WeRateDogs turns 10 years old today! A very silly idea to numerically objectify dogs has become one of the kindest and most powerful online communities ever. Thank you for joining us over the last decade. I never knew what this could be until you all showed me. Here's to many more good dogs ❤️
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Lumines Arise SLAPS. It's such a great evolution on the Tetris Effect aesthetics from Enhance. The attempted "anthem" doesn't hit like It's All Connected, but there are some straight BANGERS in the songlist.
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Lumines Arise SLAPS. It's such a great evolution on the Tetris Effect aesthetics from Enhance. The attempted "anthem" doesn't hit like It's All Connected, but there are some straight BANGERS in the songlist.
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
Teslas are RAPIDLY approaching Mustangs and white BMWs as cars I immediately assume might run a red light or cut someone off.
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Teslas are RAPIDLY approaching Mustangs and white BMWs as cars I immediately assume might run a red light or cut someone off.
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This is wild--I profiled Faker for ESPN Mag *ten years ago* and at the time was told by everyone there's no way to stay on top in an esport past your early 20s. Dude really is the LeBron of League of Legends.
League of Legends Worlds is coming up its 15th World Championship this Sunday and South Korea’s biggest esports icon has dominated from the start.
Faker, a five-time world champion, seeks to complete a three-peat and add to his nearly indisputable GOAT case.
Faker, a five-time world champion, seeks to complete a three-peat and add to his nearly indisputable GOAT case.
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
This is wild--I profiled Faker for ESPN Mag *ten years ago* and at the time was told by everyone there's no way to stay on top in an esport past your early 20s. Dude really is the LeBron of League of Legends.
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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This is Lukas. It's his first time swimming. He's kinda nervous, but we think he's doing a great job. 13/10 (TT: lukassss707)
November 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This is Lukas. It's his first time swimming. He's kinda nervous, but we think he's doing a great job. 13/10 (TT: lukassss707)
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This is a landslide. The last NYC mayoral candidate to clear 1 million votes was John Lindsay—over 50 years ago. It will be dismissed by pundits saying it can only happen in New York. That's garbage. Think pledging to freeze rent and offer childcare won't resonate in Nevada? Wisconsin? Texas?
November 5, 2025 at 5:17 AM
This is a landslide. The last NYC mayoral candidate to clear 1 million votes was John Lindsay—over 50 years ago. It will be dismissed by pundits saying it can only happen in New York. That's garbage. Think pledging to freeze rent and offer childcare won't resonate in Nevada? Wisconsin? Texas?
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one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
one time pitcher john denny knocked reggie jackson down with a brushback pitch. next time up reggie blasted a moonshot home run off him. denny kept chirping at him as he rounded the bases and wouldn't stop, so reggie stepped on home, charged the mound and beat his ass. andrew cuomo is john denny
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Cheney dead and Zohran elected in the same day? Good political news days are possible in 2025?
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Cheney dead and Zohran elected in the same day? Good political news days are possible in 2025?
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Baseball bench-clearings are like two dogs barking viciously at each other from their respective owners' purses.
November 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Baseball bench-clearings are like two dogs barking viciously at each other from their respective owners' purses.
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I love giving people minions that I think would match their look and I think I hit peak today
October 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I love giving people minions that I think would match their look and I think I hit peak today
feeling really good about not pursuing amazon game studios lol
October 31, 2025 at 10:21 PM
feeling really good about not pursuing amazon game studios lol
My dad is running for his old retired person community HOA board, and my parents are getting into fights on the old person message board and they're talking about bumping threads to keep theirs on top and I am CRYING
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
My dad is running for his old retired person community HOA board, and my parents are getting into fights on the old person message board and they're talking about bumping threads to keep theirs on top and I am CRYING
"There's a support group for that. It's called 'everybody' and we meet at the bar."
-Carlin
-Carlin
October 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
"There's a support group for that. It's called 'everybody' and we meet at the bar."
-Carlin
-Carlin