Tim
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Tim
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I lurk in the shadows.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Gimli’s Axes of Mordor.
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Sam Cooks
A Lord of the Rings cover band called Flock of Smeagols
December 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’ll tell you what sucks. Smoking weed and repeatedly falling for AI videos on Instagram.
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’m thankful that I’m a normal fucking person and can do Monday crossword puzzles at a normal average pace.
November 27, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
We gotta win this for Rivas now #mariners
October 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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They realized they couldn't afford to waste Brandon Aubrey's prime
The Cowboys are signing free agent pass rusher Jadeveon Clowney, Jerry Jones told reporters after Dallas’ overtime win over the Giants.
September 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Can’t wait for Jerry Jones to cash in those draft picks to trade for Cooper Flagg.
August 29, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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Cooper Kupp moved to Seattle and became Kurt Cobain
June 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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With all the FEMA cuts, you’d think the Carolina Hurricanes would be destroying
May 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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"Why did did he have to carry the ring to Mordor" Brother his name's Frodo not Frodon't
February 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Yeah, but did McDavid jump over a car to drunk in that puck? #nhl
February 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Quantum Fiber tried to get me to switch over to their service. Pitch was: your down load speed is 20 mbps per second. Ours is 900 mbps. Basically it’s like driving..Would you rather drive 20 MPH or 900 MPH?

looked him dead in the eye and said I hope to never drive 900 MPH. Too afraid.
February 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
This is me..Eating avocado toast when the tariffs kick in.
a man is sitting on a swing wearing a virtual reality headset
ALT: a man is sitting on a swing wearing a virtual reality headset
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Sometimes you think you’re in a good mood, until you realize you just yelled at the deli lady at Met Market for not having broccoli cheddar soup in the past few weeks.
December 27, 2024 at 6:52 PM
That Beyoncé performance was insane. I won’t even be that mad in the next few months when the Netflix subscription price increases.
December 25, 2024 at 11:25 PM