DID YOU KNOW?:
Seattle Mariners pitcher George Kirby learns new pitches by sucking up other pitchers and pressing “down”
Seattle Mariners pitcher George Kirby learns new pitches by sucking up other pitchers and pressing “down”
October 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
DID YOU KNOW?:
Seattle Mariners pitcher George Kirby learns new pitches by sucking up other pitchers and pressing “down”
Seattle Mariners pitcher George Kirby learns new pitches by sucking up other pitchers and pressing “down”
Randy Arozarena or as I like to call him “Randall Ricedome”
October 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Randy Arozarena or as I like to call him “Randall Ricedome”
The new Donkey Kong has an edgy comedian mode
July 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
The new Donkey Kong has an edgy comedian mode
With all the FEMA cuts, you’d think the Carolina Hurricanes would be destroying
May 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
With all the FEMA cuts, you’d think the Carolina Hurricanes would be destroying
New Mountain Dew for villains with sinister plans just dropped:
Bahahahaha Blast
Bahahahaha Blast
February 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
New Mountain Dew for villains with sinister plans just dropped:
Bahahahaha Blast
Bahahahaha Blast
:( that's not the deep vein thrombing you want to see
FROM SHAMS:
San Antonio Spurs All-Star Victor Wembanyama is expected to miss reminder of the season with a deep vein thrombosis in right shoulder.
San Antonio Spurs All-Star Victor Wembanyama is expected to miss reminder of the season with a deep vein thrombosis in right shoulder.
February 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
:( that's not the deep vein thrombing you want to see
In another timeline John Daly hosts The Stewart Show
February 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
In another timeline John Daly hosts The Stewart Show
“it’s freedom of speech not freedom from consequences” but what if I sayyyyy I want to be free of consequences double pinky promise no takebacksies?
February 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“it’s freedom of speech not freedom from consequences” but what if I sayyyyy I want to be free of consequences double pinky promise no takebacksies?
Call me Edward Snowed-in the way Seattle’s leaking flakes
February 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Call me Edward Snowed-in the way Seattle’s leaking flakes
Trump’s tariffs are going to make that old addage true: “millennials could afford a house if they skipped the avocado toast.”
February 1, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Trump’s tariffs are going to make that old addage true: “millennials could afford a house if they skipped the avocado toast.”
I can’t believe Taylor Swift is still going to Chiefs games, my wife hasn’t been to an open mic in YEARS
January 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I can’t believe Taylor Swift is still going to Chiefs games, my wife hasn’t been to an open mic in YEARS
What hot dogs are North Carolina moms in the 90s going to feed their kids now?
BREAKING: FDA bans the use of Red No. 3, a synthetic dye that has been linked to cancer in animals and behavioral problems in children.
Companies have until at least 2027 to reformulate their products.
Companies have until at least 2027 to reformulate their products.
FDA bans Red No. 3, artificial coloring used in beverages, candy and other foods
Evidence shows that the synthetic dye can cause cancer in lab animals.
www.nbcnews.com
January 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
What hot dogs are North Carolina moms in the 90s going to feed their kids now?
Peter Piper was a PROBLEM. One of the most underrated pickled pepper pickers of his generation
December 30, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Peter Piper was a PROBLEM. One of the most underrated pickled pepper pickers of his generation
I FINALLY tried the Beetlejuice Fanta. Really disappointed the soda itself was green and not striped
December 22, 2024 at 5:52 AM
I FINALLY tried the Beetlejuice Fanta. Really disappointed the soda itself was green and not striped
I’m addicted to Marvel Rivals but it paints a bleak picture of humanity. Everyone wants to play the shooty guy but no one wants to heal
December 19, 2024 at 4:22 AM
I’m addicted to Marvel Rivals but it paints a bleak picture of humanity. Everyone wants to play the shooty guy but no one wants to heal
You’re falalalalalalaing?
I’m decking the halls with boughs of holly and your falalalalalaing.
I’m decking the halls with boughs of holly and your falalalalalaing.
December 18, 2024 at 8:08 PM
You’re falalalalalalaing?
I’m decking the halls with boughs of holly and your falalalalalaing.
I’m decking the halls with boughs of holly and your falalalalalaing.
How could they do that luigi?
December 9, 2024 at 7:29 PM
How could they do that luigi?
If i don’t blow up on here it’s because I’m saving all my good posts for the next app
July 13, 2023 at 5:10 PM
If i don’t blow up on here it’s because I’m saving all my good posts for the next app
They say admitting you have a problem is the first step and I did that like six years ago.
Should be ready for step two any day now
Should be ready for step two any day now
July 12, 2023 at 10:29 PM
They say admitting you have a problem is the first step and I did that like six years ago.
Should be ready for step two any day now
Should be ready for step two any day now
Bluesky is all about quality, so I will only be posting my best Threads here
July 12, 2023 at 7:27 PM
Bluesky is all about quality, so I will only be posting my best Threads here
Elon Musk desperately trying to build a bluesky knock-off
July 12, 2023 at 5:39 PM
Elon Musk desperately trying to build a bluesky knock-off