Tim Simmons
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Tim Simmons
@timsimmons.bsky.social
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December 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Spotify Wrapped is the worst day on the internet every year.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Everything just sounds like a 30 Rock bit now.
December 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I feel like this is just what living in 2025 is.
October 31, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Shit like this is so wild because it’s also “and I’m totally ignoring the nazi tat that he’s known about for a few years and did nothing about because we all make mistakes and don’t even do the bare minimum to atone for them”.
October 23, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It feels like everyday when I read political posts, theres like some new guy I need to be aware of/keep my eye on, or some dude I've forgotten about, being a fresh dickhole. Theres just so many guys now. Its tiring. Too many guys. We need less guys.
October 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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September 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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batman
September 3, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Be Mine. Or Country Feedback
Without saying Losing My Religion, fav R.E.M. Song?
September 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I really miss The Soup dunking on the dopiness of this dude week in and week out.
Newsmax's Greg Kelly on Ghislaine Maxwell: "There's something else going on here. It's an injustice ... people are horrified when I say that this individual just might be innocent. But think about it. Who told us about her? The most reviled institutions in America. The media and the Biden DOJ."
August 2, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Perfect Shirt. No Notes
July 28, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I'm cheating here, but having just gotten a drivers license and a job in 1994, and this is what was on the Musicland wall when I was 16? Come on you know.
July 23, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Burial - Untrue
Carly Rae Jepsen - E-Mo-Tion (+ b-sides/bonus/unreleased)
Wilco - YHF
Radiohead - Kid A
Daft Punk - Discovery
LCD Soundsystem - This is Happening
Sleater Kinney - The Woods
Kanye - MBDTF
The National - Alligator
Hold Steady - Separation Sunday

* half of these can change on any day
Okay you gave the Times your ten best movies of the century, but what about your ten best ALBUMS, hmm? Hit me with that shit.
July 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This is a great list. Would make a great playlist to show people The Beach Boys were more than just a kitsch 60s band with songs about CA and surfing.
June 12, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Blonde Redhead opening for Shellac who co-headlined with Fugazi.
Who was the best opening act you've seen live?
June 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Someone needs to conduct a psychological study on drivers who decide to casually rest their right arm behind the headrest of the passenger side while driving.
May 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
In 2025 we need more Jazz beefs
Jazz pianist Matthew Shipp has slammed André 3000’s new improvisational piano EP.

“I think it is complete and utter crap -horrific-god awful insipidly wretched nothing,” he writes. “oh my fucking god this is some atrocious shite — is he some type of fucking asshole?”
Jazz Pianist Matthew Shipp Slams André 3000’s New Improvisational Piano EP
Earlier this week, André 3000 surprise-dropped an improvisational piano EP and showed up to the Met Gala with an entire piano on his back. It serves as the follow-up to his 2023 flute album New Blue S...
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May 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Honestly the only thing anyone needs to know at any age is that anyone who says they have the “answers” to anything I life is 100% full of shit
May 3, 2025 at 10:14 PM
April 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
JFC. All Heat. No Skips.
#fbf Billboard’s Modern Rock chart 30 years ago this week 💿
March 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Steve Hoffman Forums in shambles after this post
But I know more about pop music and it's been fascinating to see which boomer stuff floats and sinks. Does anyone still listen to The Doors? Jackson Browne? Cream? When I was growing up those were in the Rolling Stone canon.
February 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Red carpet wise, Bjork walked so basically any of these people could run. She was dragged and deserves an apology.
February 2, 2025 at 11:57 PM
December 9, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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I am now being educated on Matisyahu, something I’d always feared would happen
December 1, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Ok. Let’s go.
November 13, 2024 at 1:07 AM