Tim Marcin
@timmarcin.bsky.social
Spiritually, I am at Margaritaville. Professionally, I am at Mashable.
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STEPHEN A: i want to ADDRESS the issue
SKIP: [nods solemnly]
STEPHEN A: now you KNOW i admire how shiny rudolph’s is…
SKIP: absolutely,
STEPHEN: HOWEVAH, would I even say it GLOWS?!! skip!
SKIP: [nods solemnly]
STEPHEN A: now you KNOW i admire how shiny rudolph’s is…
SKIP: absolutely,
STEPHEN: HOWEVAH, would I even say it GLOWS?!! skip!
Folks calling Rudolph a system reindeer, ball knowledge is at an all-time low
December 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
STEPHEN A: i want to ADDRESS the issue
SKIP: [nods solemnly]
STEPHEN A: now you KNOW i admire how shiny rudolph’s is…
SKIP: absolutely,
STEPHEN: HOWEVAH, would I even say it GLOWS?!! skip!
SKIP: [nods solemnly]
STEPHEN A: now you KNOW i admire how shiny rudolph’s is…
SKIP: absolutely,
STEPHEN: HOWEVAH, would I even say it GLOWS?!! skip!
mr beast has broken into my home and is offering me $50,000 to eat the whole egg, shell and all
December 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
mr beast has broken into my home and is offering me $50,000 to eat the whole egg, shell and all
best day of the year
Hi all. I know it's been a long time. Sorry for the wait. Hope it's halfway decent.
"Happy Hardcore History Day".
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"Happy Hardcore History Day".
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December 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM
best day of the year
pretty wild, considering last season, that jayden daniels seems to be the...third? best qb of the 2024 class at the moment? you could maybe argue fourth (bo) though i definitely would not.
December 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
pretty wild, considering last season, that jayden daniels seems to be the...third? best qb of the 2024 class at the moment? you could maybe argue fourth (bo) though i definitely would not.
unfortunately for the lions it seems ben johnson was, in fact, The Guy Behind The Guy
Did not think the Bears were one of those Disney movie miracle season-ass teams, but maybe?
December 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
unfortunately for the lions it seems ben johnson was, in fact, The Guy Behind The Guy
the bears are now dangerous. throwing that monkey off your back is huge, in that wild way.
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
the bears are now dangerous. throwing that monkey off your back is huge, in that wild way.
when i was 21 i would’ve barely not died. right now, my joints would explode like gushers.
been thinking about that “if you had 10 carries behind an NFL line, could you get a first down” hypothetical
and the trickier question is this: assuming you don’t slide, could you make it through all ten carries without fumbling
and the trickier question is this: assuming you don’t slide, could you make it through all ten carries without fumbling
December 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
when i was 21 i would’ve barely not died. right now, my joints would explode like gushers.
free play criticism of jalen hurts from the same guy who brought you “running quarterbacks aren’t honorable”
Jalen Hurts standing completely still in a wide open pocket and throwing a balloon directly at a safety. Powerful
December 21, 2025 at 12:05 AM
free play criticism of jalen hurts from the same guy who brought you “running quarterbacks aren’t honorable”
birds finding every way to beg the commanders to win this game
December 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
birds finding every way to beg the commanders to win this game
they’re playing cameron winters at the vintage baby clothes thrift store in greenpoint (tweet doubles as mj lenderman lyric)
December 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
they’re playing cameron winters at the vintage baby clothes thrift store in greenpoint (tweet doubles as mj lenderman lyric)
*searching 'are seed oils bad' on my phone, walking directly into an open manhole cover*
well well well if the world isn't out to get ME, a WHITE GUY
well well well if the world isn't out to get ME, a WHITE GUY
December 17, 2025 at 3:39 PM
*searching 'are seed oils bad' on my phone, walking directly into an open manhole cover*
well well well if the world isn't out to get ME, a WHITE GUY
well well well if the world isn't out to get ME, a WHITE GUY
timothee chalamet is at the williamsburg kith, “all the worst people in one place, interesting man, interesting” he’s saying, crossing out peoples’ entire outfits in big red x’s with a sharpie
December 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
timothee chalamet is at the williamsburg kith, “all the worst people in one place, interesting man, interesting” he’s saying, crossing out peoples’ entire outfits in big red x’s with a sharpie
matt saracen ass form, we love it
December 15, 2025 at 2:35 AM
matt saracen ass form, we love it
i discovered the existence of rc cola playing baseball outta state as a kid and got obsessed with that dog water
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
i discovered the existence of rc cola playing baseball outta state as a kid and got obsessed with that dog water
this is true and i miss it BUT, as a new york elitist piece of shit, sunny day long walk in manhattan while listening to music is god tier
driving is so bad but listening to music in the car is so good
December 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
this is true and i miss it BUT, as a new york elitist piece of shit, sunny day long walk in manhattan while listening to music is god tier
not to be that guy but Sandersnistas maybe???
I’ve been accused of being part of the growing ShedeurAnon movement.
December 11, 2025 at 2:03 AM
not to be that guy but Sandersnistas maybe???
ok fine, here's a list of the best things i watched in 2025!
-the real housewives of salt lake city x below deck crossover part 1
-the real housewives of salt lake city x below deck crossover part 2
-the real housewives of salt lake city x below deck crossover part 3
-the real housewives of salt lake city x below deck crossover part 1
-the real housewives of salt lake city x below deck crossover part 2
-the real housewives of salt lake city x below deck crossover part 3
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
ok fine, here's a list of the best things i watched in 2025!
-the real housewives of salt lake city x below deck crossover part 1
-the real housewives of salt lake city x below deck crossover part 2
-the real housewives of salt lake city x below deck crossover part 3
-the real housewives of salt lake city x below deck crossover part 1
-the real housewives of salt lake city x below deck crossover part 2
-the real housewives of salt lake city x below deck crossover part 3
i understand the grinch stole christmas but it wouldn't have gone down like that if i were in whoville
December 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
i understand the grinch stole christmas but it wouldn't have gone down like that if i were in whoville
just saw someone online -- today -- blaming electoral losses on chapo traphouse and honestly we never really did leave 2016 did we
December 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
just saw someone online -- today -- blaming electoral losses on chapo traphouse and honestly we never really did leave 2016 did we
the most practical financial advice no one is brave enough to give is to lose your debit card once per year so all your subcriptions and whatnot get declined and you can reevaluate what you actually use
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
the most practical financial advice no one is brave enough to give is to lose your debit card once per year so all your subcriptions and whatnot get declined and you can reevaluate what you actually use
eagles are trash man
December 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
eagles are trash man
ok but what about the real measure of violent crime — how does uncle at dinner table *feel* like it is
New York City went 12 days without a murder in November / December. That's tied for the longest stretch in history, according to the NYPD. As someone who was here when there were 6+ murders per day in this town, it continues to amaze me how safe the place is.
December 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
ok but what about the real measure of violent crime — how does uncle at dinner table *feel* like it is
texas tech has the most arena league, jerseys in a movie ass uniforms in the nation
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
texas tech has the most arena league, jerseys in a movie ass uniforms in the nation
*me in my delaware dynasty year 3, forced to wax my conference schedule after my initial run of playing ranked opponents*
CUSA championship game. Now.
December 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
*me in my delaware dynasty year 3, forced to wax my conference schedule after my initial run of playing ranked opponents*
penn state should hire coach o
December 3, 2025 at 8:23 PM
penn state should hire coach o