Tim Byrnes
@timbyrneses.bsky.social
A good Valentine’s film is Attenberg
February 14, 2026 at 11:46 PM
A good Valentine’s film is Attenberg
Went to the car wash yesterday.
Then it rained.
Then it rained.
February 14, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Went to the car wash yesterday.
Then it rained.
Then it rained.
The baby likes Ace Of Base
February 14, 2026 at 8:51 AM
The baby likes Ace Of Base
Sussan Ley showed that disingenuously accusing others of antisemitism can save your career for only so long
February 13, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Sussan Ley showed that disingenuously accusing others of antisemitism can save your career for only so long
Ah, fuck. Can’t focus on Peeping Tom, started ruminating. Fucking bullshit brain. Lobotomise me now.
February 12, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Ah, fuck. Can’t focus on Peeping Tom, started ruminating. Fucking bullshit brain. Lobotomise me now.
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
Anne Geddes
Anne Geddes
Eric Grothe Jnr
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
February 12, 2026 at 9:36 AM
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?
Anne Geddes
Anne Geddes
Despite travelling an hour to see a dying person, today has been a good day. None of that ruminating bullshit my brain seems to do a lot
February 12, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Despite travelling an hour to see a dying person, today has been a good day. None of that ruminating bullshit my brain seems to do a lot
Post a tree you photographed
February 12, 2026 at 4:17 AM
Post a tree you photographed
Took the day off because my partner’s grandma is once again on her death bed.
This must be the third time in a year that doctors have said she has a week to live, but she bounces back each time.
This must be the third time in a year that doctors have said she has a week to live, but she bounces back each time.
February 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Took the day off because my partner’s grandma is once again on her death bed.
This must be the third time in a year that doctors have said she has a week to live, but she bounces back each time.
This must be the third time in a year that doctors have said she has a week to live, but she bounces back each time.
Fine, I’ll be the leader of the Australian Liberal Party. I’m going to replace the Australia flag with one of those ‘Love It Or Leave’ bumper stickers
February 11, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Fine, I’ll be the leader of the Australian Liberal Party. I’m going to replace the Australia flag with one of those ‘Love It Or Leave’ bumper stickers
Reposted by Tim Byrnes
He should change his name to Anguss to increase his chances of winning
February 11, 2026 at 9:13 AM
He should change his name to Anguss to increase his chances of winning
Psychiatrist appointment done.
I really get the feeling I’m being discouraged from seeking an Autism diagnosis.
I really get the feeling I’m being discouraged from seeking an Autism diagnosis.
February 11, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Psychiatrist appointment done.
I really get the feeling I’m being discouraged from seeking an Autism diagnosis.
I really get the feeling I’m being discouraged from seeking an Autism diagnosis.
Philippe Gaulier outlived my comedy dreams
February 10, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Philippe Gaulier outlived my comedy dreams
Paralysed by despair these days, but at least the Israeli president is here to social cohesion is it something
February 10, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Paralysed by despair these days, but at least the Israeli president is here to social cohesion is it something
Just working on my ‘war times are good, actually’ op-ed. Please give me money.
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Just working on my ‘war times are good, actually’ op-ed. Please give me money.
I see social cohesion is going well
February 9, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I see social cohesion is going well
Fun fact: one phrase not being banned in Queensland is ‘Saoirse don Phalaistín’
February 8, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Fun fact: one phrase not being banned in Queensland is ‘Saoirse don Phalaistín’
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Lately it’s dancing around the phrase “we don’t have the budget or staff for that”
Lately it’s dancing around the phrase “we don’t have the budget or staff for that”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
" *sigh* Read that again."
" *sigh* Read that again."
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"Why isn't this fucking working?"
"Why isn't this fucking working?"
February 8, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
Lately it’s dancing around the phrase “we don’t have the budget or staff for that”
Lately it’s dancing around the phrase “we don’t have the budget or staff for that”
Got a psychiatrist appointment this week and already know how I’ll open the session…
February 8, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Got a psychiatrist appointment this week and already know how I’ll open the session…
I lost my footing during my skyscraper climb because I was listening to Tool and their time signatures confused me
February 6, 2026 at 6:17 AM
I lost my footing during my skyscraper climb because I was listening to Tool and their time signatures confused me
The name of an Italian brainrot character has become one of my stims. It’s also helped calm my baby down. Thank you, Cappucina Ballerina!
February 5, 2026 at 9:38 AM
The name of an Italian brainrot character has become one of my stims. It’s also helped calm my baby down. Thank you, Cappucina Ballerina!
Absolute BS I couldn’t take my baby to Marty Supreme. There’s at least 1 (one) baby in that film!
February 4, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Absolute BS I couldn’t take my baby to Marty Supreme. There’s at least 1 (one) baby in that film!
Josh Safdie should’ve given Abel Ferrara a drill
February 3, 2026 at 9:43 AM
Josh Safdie should’ve given Abel Ferrara a drill
No one warned me how crazy Marty Supreme’s casting was
February 3, 2026 at 4:53 AM
No one warned me how crazy Marty Supreme’s casting was
I really don’t know how parenting influencers have time to make their dumb shit.
Most of the time I’m braindead from exhaustion.
Most of the time I’m braindead from exhaustion.
February 2, 2026 at 10:46 AM
I really don’t know how parenting influencers have time to make their dumb shit.
Most of the time I’m braindead from exhaustion.
Most of the time I’m braindead from exhaustion.