Tim Byrnes
@timbyrneses.bsky.social
Final BIFF film:
Dracula.
Big fan of Radu Jude! According to him in the post-film recorded Q&A, it’s his ‘most commercial film’. The wanking stayed onscreen.
Dracula.
Big fan of Radu Jude! According to him in the post-film recorded Q&A, it’s his ‘most commercial film’. The wanking stayed onscreen.
November 30, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Final BIFF film:
Dracula.
Big fan of Radu Jude! According to him in the post-film recorded Q&A, it’s his ‘most commercial film’. The wanking stayed onscreen.
Dracula.
Big fan of Radu Jude! According to him in the post-film recorded Q&A, it’s his ‘most commercial film’. The wanking stayed onscreen.
3rd BIFF film:
A Useful Ghost.
Fantastic! Featured a guy getting a blowy from a vacuum cleaner possessed by his wife. Didn’t feature a viewer in the cinema jacking off!
A Useful Ghost.
Fantastic! Featured a guy getting a blowy from a vacuum cleaner possessed by his wife. Didn’t feature a viewer in the cinema jacking off!
November 30, 2025 at 7:52 AM
3rd BIFF film:
A Useful Ghost.
Fantastic! Featured a guy getting a blowy from a vacuum cleaner possessed by his wife. Didn’t feature a viewer in the cinema jacking off!
A Useful Ghost.
Fantastic! Featured a guy getting a blowy from a vacuum cleaner possessed by his wife. Didn’t feature a viewer in the cinema jacking off!
Just overheard dudes discussing the cinema wank at No Other Choice. Cinema is alive!
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Just overheard dudes discussing the cinema wank at No Other Choice. Cinema is alive!
2nd BIFF film.
Ish.
Great! And no one had a wank because I was the only one in the theatre and I’m domesticated ☺️
Ish.
Great! And no one had a wank because I was the only one in the theatre and I’m domesticated ☺️
November 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
2nd BIFF film.
Ish.
Great! And no one had a wank because I was the only one in the theatre and I’m domesticated ☺️
Ish.
Great! And no one had a wank because I was the only one in the theatre and I’m domesticated ☺️
Now waiting for my first BIFF film:
No Other Choice.
I hope it’s a family film
No Other Choice.
I hope it’s a family film
November 28, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Now waiting for my first BIFF film:
No Other Choice.
I hope it’s a family film
No Other Choice.
I hope it’s a family film
If I see anyone in Brisbane walking around clutching their bumhole, I’ll know it’s because they didn’t heed my warning to not poop during a storm
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 AM
If I see anyone in Brisbane walking around clutching their bumhole, I’ll know it’s because they didn’t heed my warning to not poop during a storm
I think being a dad has significantly improved my baby rhyme time performances.
It might because the parents in the crowd can see that I’m tired too and can relate
It might because the parents in the crowd can see that I’m tired too and can relate
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 AM
I think being a dad has significantly improved my baby rhyme time performances.
It might because the parents in the crowd can see that I’m tired too and can relate
It might because the parents in the crowd can see that I’m tired too and can relate
I finally bought the Michael Haneke boxset I’ve been joking about when people ask if my son needs anything.
It’s for my son.
I swear.
It’s for my son.
I swear.
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I finally bought the Michael Haneke boxset I’ve been joking about when people ask if my son needs anything.
It’s for my son.
I swear.
It’s for my son.
I swear.
Did the kind of poop that feels like I’m gonna go down a pant size
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Did the kind of poop that feels like I’m gonna go down a pant size
Power out at work.
TIME FOR A MUCK AROUND!!!!
TIME FOR A MUCK AROUND!!!!
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Power out at work.
TIME FOR A MUCK AROUND!!!!
TIME FOR A MUCK AROUND!!!!
RIP Udo Kier.
May heaven gift you many wirgins
May heaven gift you many wirgins
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
RIP Udo Kier.
May heaven gift you many wirgins
May heaven gift you many wirgins
BIFF is booked!
- No Other Choice
- Ish
- A Useful Ghost
- Dracula
- No Other Choice
- Ish
- A Useful Ghost
- Dracula
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 AM
BIFF is booked!
- No Other Choice
- Ish
- A Useful Ghost
- Dracula
- No Other Choice
- Ish
- A Useful Ghost
- Dracula
Just read RFK Jr’s poem to the mother of my child ❤️❤️❤️
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just read RFK Jr’s poem to the mother of my child ❤️❤️❤️
I could’ve sworn people knew about Noam Chomsky’s connection to Jeffrey Epstein.
I recall a couple of years ago a story about Epstein picking up Chomsky in his jet to go to New York and catch-up with Woody Allen
I recall a couple of years ago a story about Epstein picking up Chomsky in his jet to go to New York and catch-up with Woody Allen
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I could’ve sworn people knew about Noam Chomsky’s connection to Jeffrey Epstein.
I recall a couple of years ago a story about Epstein picking up Chomsky in his jet to go to New York and catch-up with Woody Allen
I recall a couple of years ago a story about Epstein picking up Chomsky in his jet to go to New York and catch-up with Woody Allen
Whoops.
I think I did a disinformation.
I think I did a disinformation.
November 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Whoops.
I think I did a disinformation.
I think I did a disinformation.
Another sign I have a big baby:
Neighbour asked if our six week old is three months
Neighbour asked if our six week old is three months
November 20, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Another sign I have a big baby:
Neighbour asked if our six week old is three months
Neighbour asked if our six week old is three months
When I party at the airport
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
When I party at the airport
Just learnt they won’t let me do the injecting of my son’s needles.
Not letting me perform medical procedures is woke.
Not letting me perform medical procedures is woke.
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Just learnt they won’t let me do the injecting of my son’s needles.
Not letting me perform medical procedures is woke.
Not letting me perform medical procedures is woke.
Hopefully this won’t impact his body image
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Hopefully this won’t impact his body image
This nap time is seriously impeding my ability to see Reflections In A Dead Diamond in a cinema
November 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
This nap time is seriously impeding my ability to see Reflections In A Dead Diamond in a cinema
Not only do I believe Donald Trump blew Bill Clinton, but I also believe Donald Trump couldn’t get Bill Clinton hard
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Not only do I believe Donald Trump blew Bill Clinton, but I also believe Donald Trump couldn’t get Bill Clinton hard
First shift back today. I think that’s the most active I’ve been in six weeks
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 AM
First shift back today. I think that’s the most active I’ve been in six weeks
Here’s me learning my synthesiser died
November 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Here’s me learning my synthesiser died
Once upon a time Australia had David Stratton.
Now the only culture being written about are bogans misbehaving on Big Brother.
Now the only culture being written about are bogans misbehaving on Big Brother.
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Once upon a time Australia had David Stratton.
Now the only culture being written about are bogans misbehaving on Big Brother.
Now the only culture being written about are bogans misbehaving on Big Brother.
I’m getting more annoyed by society.
I think I’m gonna become grumpier as I get older.
I think I’m gonna become grumpier as I get older.
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I’m getting more annoyed by society.
I think I’m gonna become grumpier as I get older.
I think I’m gonna become grumpier as I get older.