Tim Byrnes
@timbyrneses.bsky.social
Turns out the thing that gets Brisbane cinema goers excited is public masturbation. Maybe that’s what missing from the Brisbane arts scene
November 30, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Turns out the thing that gets Brisbane cinema goers excited is public masturbation. Maybe that’s what missing from the Brisbane arts scene
That’s still better than Sean Penn’s books, lol
November 28, 2025 at 9:20 PM
That’s still better than Sean Penn’s books, lol
My thoughts exactly. It’s definitely not The Handmaiden
November 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My thoughts exactly. It’s definitely not The Handmaiden
To be fair, Sean Penn playing Robert Smith looks really dumb
November 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
To be fair, Sean Penn playing Robert Smith looks really dumb
I’ve only seen One Man Up. I’m guessing I can give his others a miss
November 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I’ve only seen One Man Up. I’m guessing I can give his others a miss
Cinema wank has been confirmed.
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Cinema wank has been confirmed.
I recall during the film security came and reprimanded a guy and escorted him out. I heard a rumour he was wanking but trying to confirm
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I recall during the film security came and reprimanded a guy and escorted him out. I heard a rumour he was wanking but trying to confirm
I hope to never be unemployed ever again
November 28, 2025 at 12:16 PM
I hope to never be unemployed ever again
It’s a shame the dad is a pedo
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It’s a shame the dad is a pedo
Excellent choice! I picked Funny Games because stranger danger
November 25, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Excellent choice! I picked Funny Games because stranger danger
I thought a wiener melange was a je nes sai quoi
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I thought a wiener melange was a je nes sai quoi
I enjoyed seeing them live because they were always trying new stuff.
However, Louis’ dad shushed me at work and I hold grudges
However, Louis’ dad shushed me at work and I hold grudges
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I enjoyed seeing them live because they were always trying new stuff.
However, Louis’ dad shushed me at work and I hold grudges
However, Louis’ dad shushed me at work and I hold grudges
I thought the snowman sex was integral to the plot and the film falls apart without it
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I thought the snowman sex was integral to the plot and the film falls apart without it
Yes! And so is his mother ☺️
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Yes! And so is his mother ☺️