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Atheist, Doctor Who fan, collector of Blurays, Husband and father of two. Owner of a dog called Stanley. #FBPE #RejoinEU No DMs unless I know you.
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If you want to know what I do for a living, it's this.
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I don’t know who to credit for this image but it fits.
December 23, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Happy Christmas everyone!
December 25, 2024 at 8:49 AM
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Reform UK leader Nigel Farage says

“We need to leave the ECHR so we can deport people that come illegally & take back control of our borders & that’s what the public wants”

Share if you disagree with his populist boll**** the UK should join Russia & Belarus outside the ECHR

youtu.be/iSTN-h8NoyY
Reform UK leader Nigel Farage says public want to leave the ECHR - let’s put the record straight
YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic
youtu.be
December 6, 2024 at 4:04 PM
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Holy f*ck, it couldn't be more obvious who wrote Kuenssberg's script today. "We will never know if the Rwanda scheme would have been successful because it didn’t happen." Interviewer of the year, ladies and gentlemen. #ukpolitics
December 15, 2024 at 11:41 AM
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Yup 👍
December 15, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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The infernal ratio…
December 15, 2024 at 2:53 PM
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Good Christ almighty!
December 15, 2024 at 2:44 PM
Oi! Yes, you.

There are more planes in the sea than there are submarines in the sky.

Follow me for more interesting facts.
December 11, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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The UK parliament has joined Bluesky, with proper verified domains and everything:

@houseofcommons.parliament.uk
@houseoflords.parliament.uk
@ukparliament.parliament.uk
@commonsspeaker.parliament.uk
December 10, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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Good morning!☕️✌️
December 8, 2024 at 12:54 PM
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I present the greatest piece of excrement produced by the Water Companies.

Dame Therese Coffey.
December 9, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Is it me or are people getting worse at driving, I had some t@ up my bum all the way home. I wasn't even going that slow.
December 9, 2024 at 5:14 PM
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And how many times a year does Lee fight the battle of the Somme?
December 9, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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December 9, 2024 at 2:29 PM
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Phone Battery Percentages Reviewed

79%: Plenty of juice but not too showy. Lovely
4%: Eek! I don't like it but I respect it
100%: Live a little, you coward
48%: Unserious. Either charge it or run it down but you can't stay at 48%
27%: No man's land. Battery % of a person who doesn't know themselves
December 8, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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A little louder for the folks in the back:

The development of vaccines is likely the greatest achievement of mankind.

www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/202...
December 9, 2024 at 2:31 AM
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Why is it taking so long to arrest and prosecute this thief?
December 4, 2024 at 11:00 AM
I've been told in no uncertain terms by my eldest that calling Father Christmas fat will get me on the naughty list.
December 3, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Tesco is giving away free Turkeys this year to anyone who can outrun their security guards.
a roasted turkey sits on a wooden cutting board surrounded by christmas decorations
ALT: a roasted turkey sits on a wooden cutting board surrounded by christmas decorations
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2024 at 7:39 AM
Rate my works Christmas Tree out of 10...

Go.
December 2, 2024 at 7:50 AM
Oliver has been given a badge at School for... walking to School.

Walking from the Car Park next to the School.

Pretty sure that's not what the teachers meant. 🤣
November 29, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Been looking forward to getting this set. 😀
November 29, 2024 at 3:14 PM
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November 29, 2024 at 12:12 PM