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Host of multiple TTRPGs (D&D, VtM, Tales from the Loop, Firefly, etc). Video game enjoyer, occasionally streaming on Twitch.
1/ VtM storytime
Once of the nice things about GMing is getting to know your players well enough that you can set traps they willingly throw themselves into.
One of my vampire players met a tortured artist, a lanky, "Timothy Chalamet type" with a mop of curls and a taste for fine wine.
Once of the nice things about GMing is getting to know your players well enough that you can set traps they willingly throw themselves into.
One of my vampire players met a tortured artist, a lanky, "Timothy Chalamet type" with a mop of curls and a taste for fine wine.
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
1/ VtM storytime
Once of the nice things about GMing is getting to know your players well enough that you can set traps they willingly throw themselves into.
One of my vampire players met a tortured artist, a lanky, "Timothy Chalamet type" with a mop of curls and a taste for fine wine.
Once of the nice things about GMing is getting to know your players well enough that you can set traps they willingly throw themselves into.
One of my vampire players met a tortured artist, a lanky, "Timothy Chalamet type" with a mop of curls and a taste for fine wine.
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How're you gonna get your girlfriend pregnant with a BEHAVIORAL addiction, man?
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PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
How're you gonna get your girlfriend pregnant with a BEHAVIORAL addiction, man?
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/addict...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/addict...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
I've been trying to figure out how to weave the details my players drop into the narrative of my VtM campaign.
My Brujah player talked about being a sire, but didn't give too many details.
So I had her childe show up, shotguns ablazing, & she had to figure out how to mend fences.
My Brujah player talked about being a sire, but didn't give too many details.
So I had her childe show up, shotguns ablazing, & she had to figure out how to mend fences.
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I've been trying to figure out how to weave the details my players drop into the narrative of my VtM campaign.
My Brujah player talked about being a sire, but didn't give too many details.
So I had her childe show up, shotguns ablazing, & she had to figure out how to mend fences.
My Brujah player talked about being a sire, but didn't give too many details.
So I had her childe show up, shotguns ablazing, & she had to figure out how to mend fences.
Tonight's VtM campaign started off with a heist!
The coterie had to steal organs from the freshly deceased to feed their injured vampire ally who can't drink regular blood.
Then one of them got caught in a magical trap sprung by a vampire hunter. (Splitting the party is a rough lesson)
The coterie had to steal organs from the freshly deceased to feed their injured vampire ally who can't drink regular blood.
Then one of them got caught in a magical trap sprung by a vampire hunter. (Splitting the party is a rough lesson)
November 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Tonight's VtM campaign started off with a heist!
The coterie had to steal organs from the freshly deceased to feed their injured vampire ally who can't drink regular blood.
Then one of them got caught in a magical trap sprung by a vampire hunter. (Splitting the party is a rough lesson)
The coterie had to steal organs from the freshly deceased to feed their injured vampire ally who can't drink regular blood.
Then one of them got caught in a magical trap sprung by a vampire hunter. (Splitting the party is a rough lesson)
Super pumped to take my son to his first Predator movie in theatre. 😎
I loved these movies as a kid and have seen all of em in theatres.
The original Predator is just the perfect archetypal 80s action flick. Everything about it works.
Every one liner. The violence. The CGI. The big reveal!
I loved these movies as a kid and have seen all of em in theatres.
The original Predator is just the perfect archetypal 80s action flick. Everything about it works.
Every one liner. The violence. The CGI. The big reveal!
two men in military uniforms are looking up at the sky
Alt: Jesse Ventura, "I ain't got time to bleed."
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November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Super pumped to take my son to his first Predator movie in theatre. 😎
I loved these movies as a kid and have seen all of em in theatres.
The original Predator is just the perfect archetypal 80s action flick. Everything about it works.
Every one liner. The violence. The CGI. The big reveal!
I loved these movies as a kid and have seen all of em in theatres.
The original Predator is just the perfect archetypal 80s action flick. Everything about it works.
Every one liner. The violence. The CGI. The big reveal!
I know I'm late to the Cyberpunk 2077 party, but I think I enjoyed it more than Baldur's Gate 3 (and I really enjoyed BG3).
a robot is standing in front of a billboard that says " every night "
Alt: a maelstrom cyberpunk ganger
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November 14, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I know I'm late to the Cyberpunk 2077 party, but I think I enjoyed it more than Baldur's Gate 3 (and I really enjoyed BG3).
Me: writing notes for Saturday's Vampire: The Masquerade session.
My least committed player: "I think I am going to have to cancel." (again, for the third time)
Me: Discarding my notes for the character. Writing a new plan to kill their character off.
My least committed player: "I think I am going to have to cancel." (again, for the third time)
Me: Discarding my notes for the character. Writing a new plan to kill their character off.
November 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Me: writing notes for Saturday's Vampire: The Masquerade session.
My least committed player: "I think I am going to have to cancel." (again, for the third time)
Me: Discarding my notes for the character. Writing a new plan to kill their character off.
My least committed player: "I think I am going to have to cancel." (again, for the third time)
Me: Discarding my notes for the character. Writing a new plan to kill their character off.
When you finish a really good story and now you have emotional trauma and an existential crisis to process.
a man looking out over the ocean from a pier
Alt: george costanza looking out over the ocean from a pier
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November 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
When you finish a really good story and now you have emotional trauma and an existential crisis to process.
Sat down with my little guy today to help him create his first adventure for D&D.
It starts in a tavern, whereby the player's friend is accidentally poisoned by some mushrooms collected for a new recipe.
The party has to go to a dungeon to find the cure.
Skeletons, zombies, giants, oh my!
It starts in a tavern, whereby the player's friend is accidentally poisoned by some mushrooms collected for a new recipe.
The party has to go to a dungeon to find the cure.
Skeletons, zombies, giants, oh my!
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Sat down with my little guy today to help him create his first adventure for D&D.
It starts in a tavern, whereby the player's friend is accidentally poisoned by some mushrooms collected for a new recipe.
The party has to go to a dungeon to find the cure.
Skeletons, zombies, giants, oh my!
It starts in a tavern, whereby the player's friend is accidentally poisoned by some mushrooms collected for a new recipe.
The party has to go to a dungeon to find the cure.
Skeletons, zombies, giants, oh my!
Me to Cyberpunk 2077: "I want robot arms and to blow shit up in an epic cyborg power fantasy"
Cyberpunk 2077: "Best I can do is existential crisis and sadness"
Cyberpunk 2077: "Best I can do is existential crisis and sadness"
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Me to Cyberpunk 2077: "I want robot arms and to blow shit up in an epic cyborg power fantasy"
Cyberpunk 2077: "Best I can do is existential crisis and sadness"
Cyberpunk 2077: "Best I can do is existential crisis and sadness"
Idris Elba is in Cyberpunk 2077
a man in a yellow jacket is sitting on a couch with his arms in the air .
Alt: a man in a yellow jacket is sitting on a couch with his arms in the air .
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November 10, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Idris Elba is in Cyberpunk 2077
Fellas, marry a woman who reads books.
I gotta say, it's pretty great.
I gotta say, it's pretty great.
November 7, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Fellas, marry a woman who reads books.
I gotta say, it's pretty great.
I gotta say, it's pretty great.
I think I just found the theme song for my Cyberpunk Red campaign to play at the top of every session
PERFECT EXCEEDER - Mason vs Princess Superstar (Lyrics)
YouTube video by The Vibe Guide
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November 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I think I just found the theme song for my Cyberpunk Red campaign to play at the top of every session
Me, planning out epic villains for my D&D and VtM campaigns, knowing they will likely get crushed by the players:
if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Me, planning out epic villains for my D&D and VtM campaigns, knowing they will likely get crushed by the players:
Our very special Halloween session of Vampire featured the players tracking down a necromancer.
They all had allied ghosts riding along in their heads, giving them the ability to use auspex temporarily.
One combatant had her face ripped off. Sheesh! (She lived).
Good times.
They all had allied ghosts riding along in their heads, giving them the ability to use auspex temporarily.
One combatant had her face ripped off. Sheesh! (She lived).
Good times.
November 2, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Our very special Halloween session of Vampire featured the players tracking down a necromancer.
They all had allied ghosts riding along in their heads, giving them the ability to use auspex temporarily.
One combatant had her face ripped off. Sheesh! (She lived).
Good times.
They all had allied ghosts riding along in their heads, giving them the ability to use auspex temporarily.
One combatant had her face ripped off. Sheesh! (She lived).
Good times.
Press-on fangs? check.
Cloak? Check.
My wife helping me applying my vampire makeup? check.
Cocktails in blood bags? check.
*Me, accidentally rubbing my eyes and they burn so bad we gotta pause the VtM session so I can wash my eyes* check.
Cloak? Check.
My wife helping me applying my vampire makeup? check.
Cocktails in blood bags? check.
*Me, accidentally rubbing my eyes and they burn so bad we gotta pause the VtM session so I can wash my eyes* check.
two men are standing next to each other in a room .
Alt: eye wash station
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November 2, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Press-on fangs? check.
Cloak? Check.
My wife helping me applying my vampire makeup? check.
Cocktails in blood bags? check.
*Me, accidentally rubbing my eyes and they burn so bad we gotta pause the VtM session so I can wash my eyes* check.
Cloak? Check.
My wife helping me applying my vampire makeup? check.
Cocktails in blood bags? check.
*Me, accidentally rubbing my eyes and they burn so bad we gotta pause the VtM session so I can wash my eyes* check.
1/9 Let's talk Vampire the Masquerade & Sinners
DM's, How far do you push your players?
FD Signifier's latest video essay about Sinners has me revisiting some story and NPC choices I made in my VtM campaign that still reverberate, & given me more to think about.
DM's, How far do you push your players?
FD Signifier's latest video essay about Sinners has me revisiting some story and NPC choices I made in my VtM campaign that still reverberate, & given me more to think about.
The Hidden Truth Behind Sinners
YouTube video by F.D Signifier
youtu.be
October 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
1/9 Let's talk Vampire the Masquerade & Sinners
DM's, How far do you push your players?
FD Signifier's latest video essay about Sinners has me revisiting some story and NPC choices I made in my VtM campaign that still reverberate, & given me more to think about.
DM's, How far do you push your players?
FD Signifier's latest video essay about Sinners has me revisiting some story and NPC choices I made in my VtM campaign that still reverberate, & given me more to think about.
Fellow GM's, protect your voice! Do warm up exercises for your voice.
Shredding your vocal chords doing accents and characters, especially in a crowded, packed room full of loud people?
Not worth it.
I drank warm tea with honey before/during and after my last big event.
Learn from my mistakes.😅
Shredding your vocal chords doing accents and characters, especially in a crowded, packed room full of loud people?
Not worth it.
I drank warm tea with honey before/during and after my last big event.
Learn from my mistakes.😅
October 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Fellow GM's, protect your voice! Do warm up exercises for your voice.
Shredding your vocal chords doing accents and characters, especially in a crowded, packed room full of loud people?
Not worth it.
I drank warm tea with honey before/during and after my last big event.
Learn from my mistakes.😅
Shredding your vocal chords doing accents and characters, especially in a crowded, packed room full of loud people?
Not worth it.
I drank warm tea with honey before/during and after my last big event.
Learn from my mistakes.😅
Popper was one of my favourite NPC's from Baldur's Gate 3, so of course I had him make an appearance in my game.
Then a player insisted on trying to immediately murder Popper.
Then a player insisted on trying to immediately murder Popper.
a dragon wearing a top hat with the words i has lots of treatos below it
Alt: a dragon wearing a top hat with the words i has lots of treatos below it
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October 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Popper was one of my favourite NPC's from Baldur's Gate 3, so of course I had him make an appearance in my game.
Then a player insisted on trying to immediately murder Popper.
Then a player insisted on trying to immediately murder Popper.
Me, doing my best Popper the Kobold impression, trying to entice the players to buy potions before the adventure kicks off,
Me: "Popper certi .... certi .... Popper sells good things!"
Player: "I want to light Popper on fire & loot his shop."
Me: *sigh* I mean, I guess you can try to do that...
Me: "Popper certi .... certi .... Popper sells good things!"
Player: "I want to light Popper on fire & loot his shop."
Me: *sigh* I mean, I guess you can try to do that...
October 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Me, doing my best Popper the Kobold impression, trying to entice the players to buy potions before the adventure kicks off,
Me: "Popper certi .... certi .... Popper sells good things!"
Player: "I want to light Popper on fire & loot his shop."
Me: *sigh* I mean, I guess you can try to do that...
Me: "Popper certi .... certi .... Popper sells good things!"
Player: "I want to light Popper on fire & loot his shop."
Me: *sigh* I mean, I guess you can try to do that...
Me, admiring the horror comics section at the local comic book shop, picking up a trade paperback.
My wife: "No, we are getting a present for your nephew. You can't buy that today. Put it back."
Me: "I can look at stuff without buying."
My wife: "No, we are getting a present for your nephew. You can't buy that today. Put it back."
Me: "I can look at stuff without buying."
a woman wearing a black shirt with a picture of a skull on it is sitting at a table with a laptop .
Alt: marisha ray crossing her arms
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October 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Me, admiring the horror comics section at the local comic book shop, picking up a trade paperback.
My wife: "No, we are getting a present for your nephew. You can't buy that today. Put it back."
Me: "I can look at stuff without buying."
My wife: "No, we are getting a present for your nephew. You can't buy that today. Put it back."
Me: "I can look at stuff without buying."
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Drew my OC, Raven, in Jim Lee's style.
Jim Lee is probably the biggest influence on my art style. One of my first comics is X-Men #1. From then on, I always wanted to draw like him and frequently referenced his work in my early doodles.
Jim Lee is probably the biggest influence on my art style. One of my first comics is X-Men #1. From then on, I always wanted to draw like him and frequently referenced his work in my early doodles.
October 17, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Drew my OC, Raven, in Jim Lee's style.
Jim Lee is probably the biggest influence on my art style. One of my first comics is X-Men #1. From then on, I always wanted to draw like him and frequently referenced his work in my early doodles.
Jim Lee is probably the biggest influence on my art style. One of my first comics is X-Men #1. From then on, I always wanted to draw like him and frequently referenced his work in my early doodles.
My nephew got his first D&D starter set for his birthday, so naturally, we went out and bought him some minis, dice and a velvet dice bag so he can roll with style.
October 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
My nephew got his first D&D starter set for his birthday, so naturally, we went out and bought him some minis, dice and a velvet dice bag so he can roll with style.
Last night we ran a Dinner and Dragons fundraiser. We had 8 tables, drink specials like mana potions and raised money for a local charity.
My table was filled with good vibes and everyone was really pumped when I was passing out posters to book me as a GM for a private game.
🤘😎🤘
My table was filled with good vibes and everyone was really pumped when I was passing out posters to book me as a GM for a private game.
🤘😎🤘
October 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Last night we ran a Dinner and Dragons fundraiser. We had 8 tables, drink specials like mana potions and raised money for a local charity.
My table was filled with good vibes and everyone was really pumped when I was passing out posters to book me as a GM for a private game.
🤘😎🤘
My table was filled with good vibes and everyone was really pumped when I was passing out posters to book me as a GM for a private game.
🤘😎🤘
Cyberpunk: "You can hack them and sneak around and stuff."
Me, frustrated and impatient after dying to some bullshit, "Hack this shotgun, bitches"
If the game didn't want me to blast all the bad guys with a shotgun in 2 seconds, it wouldn't have made it so easy to do that.
Me, frustrated and impatient after dying to some bullshit, "Hack this shotgun, bitches"
If the game didn't want me to blast all the bad guys with a shotgun in 2 seconds, it wouldn't have made it so easy to do that.
October 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Cyberpunk: "You can hack them and sneak around and stuff."
Me, frustrated and impatient after dying to some bullshit, "Hack this shotgun, bitches"
If the game didn't want me to blast all the bad guys with a shotgun in 2 seconds, it wouldn't have made it so easy to do that.
Me, frustrated and impatient after dying to some bullshit, "Hack this shotgun, bitches"
If the game didn't want me to blast all the bad guys with a shotgun in 2 seconds, it wouldn't have made it so easy to do that.