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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)
@figmentpudding.com
frogs, anxiety, and scandal.
cartoonist. paintpig. childless frog lady. prickly mumbly artist. pale dewy-faced salamander person
https://www.figmentpudding.com
🚫NFTs 🚫 AI
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I'm sorry for rage-posting through it, y'all. IF you followed me, hi, welcome, I do frog art mostly. Art of frogs. Sometimes other things, I might try to branch out a little in the upcoming months, yanno, pick up new skills like maybe people. For now though, frogs.
Here's a taste of what I make;
I'm looking into USDA loans and getting ~ideas~...

Partly because I keep looking at the layout of our current house and trying to envision having a power chair user roaming around in here and it's just so so small and I'm worried how that's going to work out...
December 27, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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“Have you paid your dues Jack?, Yes sir. Check is in the mail.”

I was looking forward to to doing this one for a while! Charli, Janie, and Ricky Tann

#dmgdgoods
December 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If I could sell 30-50 frogs a week, I'd be able to keep afloat financially.

I could do that, or damn near close when I was able to go to markets every weekend
But I really don't know how to plan for this upcoming year, and I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to rely on online sales much more
December 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Me and my dumbass insomnia
December 26, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Nobody wants to oil a snake these days.
December 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
No matter how many times I open a new bag of polyfil
The stick they include for stuffing things ALWAYS gives me a jumpscare when I try to grab a handful
December 26, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I made a silly little Duncan for my pops for Xmas that hopefully he'll eventually be able to squeeze. <3
December 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
X and Threads are mostly full of billionaire-fellating bots so of course you like it better there.
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with

CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Uh why not its basically Christmas!

Let's do an artshare here for artists with under 1k followers.

If youre an artist with 1k followers or less post some art below!

Look to the artist on your left, now look to the artist on your right. Wow. Three artists. Very cool 😎
December 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Me: “I’ll just put on some John Denver and the Muppets Christmas, that’ll cheer me up”

Rowlf: 🎶 “Through the years we all will be together
If the fates allow” 🎶

Me:
a woman is crying while holding a napkin in front of a box with the letter i on it
Alt: a woman is crying while holding a napkin in front of a bunch of moving boxes
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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If you still for some reason post your art on Twitter - they added "edit" button to every image, which opens AI prompt letting anybody to modify it and post as their own.
December 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I keep threatening my dad that I'm gonna paint the house before he comes back home and he keeps telling me not to spend the money lol
If I can afford it though, there's a serious temptation towards some real retro color schemes. Avocado and burnt orange and sunny yellow...
December 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
You know nothing about the Visigoths.
December 24, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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I live closer to the north pole than penguins do to the south pole and we are not going to get a white Christmas this year. It is 2°C and raining.

I just want to reiterate how utterly fucked that is.
December 24, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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This will be an environmental disaster.
The plan follows authorization of new border wall segments in the refuge. bit.ly/4qJivsv
December 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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This strikes me as just a way to let LLM in the door over at SFWA. You do not a survey to craft a no generative AI policy.
SFWA is doing a survey on LLM use in the industry. You don't need to be a member to submit. Writers/artists/humans need all the advocates we can get, and I hope we can encourage SFWA to take a strong stance. www.sfwa.org/sfwa-survey-...
SFWA Survey on LLM Use in Industry - SFWA - The Science Fiction & Fantasy Writers Association
Thank you for participating in this survey. The data collected here is preliminary, not definitive, but it will help to […]
www.sfwa.org
December 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Guess who just figured out that HBO Max nuked Doctor Who off their service…apparently…

I fucking hate this era we live in where I have to track shit from streaming app to streaming app

It sucks so much
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I visited mom at the nursing home today while dropping off some more clothes for her and her little collection of plushies.
It was surreal and depressing, but then talking to dad about it later just left me with this unbearably heavy sadness.
December 23, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Frog and Toad sat on the porch, feeling sad together.
December 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Got 84 assets we need the art team to whip up textures for before we ship; to make things simple I covered the assets in mimics that *look* exactly like textures but will hurt our company if they aren't found and replaced
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I might have figured out a way to be able to talk to my pops throughout the day, but I need to figure out where to get a fairly inexpensive iphone OR try to decide whether I should just upgrade my trusty ol XS Max
There are baby monitor type apps that seem ideal but I'd need to leave an iphone there
December 21, 2025 at 3:30 AM
It’s beginning to feel like the current nurse managing dad is being vindictive and I don’t want to think that, but FFS seeing how they’re handling him has been pissing me off A LOT
December 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Look at the fuckers who want you to use AI. Who stand to profit from it. They have been atrociously, painfully, noxiously wrong about everything else. Why would you trust them on this?
December 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I looked mine up and it’s genuinely morbidly amusing and also really fucked up and I was already crying but come the fuck on
December 20, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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Bonus extended cut which is not funnier but I made it, so
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM