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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)
@figmentpudding.com
frogs, anxiety, and scandal.
cartoonist. paintpig. childless frog lady. prickly mumbly artist. pale dewy-faced salamander person
https://www.figmentpudding.com
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At this point just burn the whole place down and start over
After thickly salting the earth to purge the evil
Shit's tainted.
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Reposted by ✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)
Kate Wagner, the woman behind McMansion Hell apparently did a piece on the Rococo style Trump loves in the White House and I literally squealed like a teenager when I found out.

www.patreon.com/posts/mcmans...
The McMansionization of the White House, or: Regional Car Dealership Rococo: a treatise | McMansion Hell
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November 12, 2025 at 3:06 AM
All I remember is that desperate helplessness of watching something awful happen, that I could have done the least of things for, and being trapped
And that feeling seeps into every fucking moment since the beginning of this year, watching Gaza, watching ICE kidnappings, watching the world right now
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I honestly can't remember what happened next, whether it had come around and flown off or if someone else moved it or if I was just pushed off into the car and not given a moment to go move it
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
They didn't understand why I wanted to help, they thought it was dead and I was just being stupid because nothing could be done for it

They didn't understand that even if it was dead, it didn't deserve to just lay there and get stepped on

But I was trapped, and they wouldn't move
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I wanted to get up and go check on it, see if it was still alive, move it somewhere safe so nobody would step on it where it had fallen on the sidewalk

My "friends" laughed at me and wouldn't move
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I mean what do I know, I am just a caveman...
But his portfolio on his site is sparse and his IG - idk, am I an asshole for not being super impressed by 1:1 repaints of photos? :s

idk this whole thing is weird but those ASOIAF images REALLY stray from his style from what I can see
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I find his work... puzzling. Just scrolling through his IG. The drift from soft to hard focus in some of the pieces, and the way some look like they're just paintovers of photos (I do like the wildlife paintings)

But I'm also just kind of confused as to how he landed this job?
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
They're all so good! I like that stripey guy too, and the one above it (Ardeacloris?) is really pretty
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
lmao "I know a lot about swords" from a guy mistaking a fuckin pipe for a katana. Dipshit ass shit
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm only donating to Run For Something and Working Families Party, if I can.
November 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Why is the answer not "It's not over yet"

The answer SHOULD BE "It's not over yet"

I am so fucking sick and tired of democrats
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
The only sloppy I want is smooches for the homies
November 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM